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Regidar


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Well that didn't take long...

Holy shit, this continues, and has now infected Regidar.

Next thing we'll see, Knighty will release his first story.

:raritycry::raritycry::raritycry::raritycry::raritycry::raritycry::raritycry::raritycry:

Oh dear another peach story. What took you so long Regi I figured you'd have one up the first day this started :rainbowkiss::pinkiecrazy:

Goddammit, Regi.

VX

I can definitely fap to this! Thanks man

3649324
You should make a group about peaches and dump all peach related clop there.

Holy shit you actually did it, Regidar.

3649492>>3649347>>3649332>>3649324>>3649321 it would be super cool if you read the story

3649507
That's not what we do here, Regi.

“My mind is a complex thing that cannot be explained,” Twilight said. “And my mind is in my body, which is in turn in the house; through the transitive property, my house is a complex thing that cannot be explain. It’s simple math, Spike.”

You're a bloody genius.

3649507 I did. I always read a story before commenting on it. I feel it's rude to do otherwise. :eeyup:

HAHAHAHAH:rainbowlaugh:

I laughed SO hard.

~Leonzilla

one the one hand this is already a worn out cliche.

On the other you named your Chapter after a Radiohead lyric.

3649538 I wrote this story right before geometry, predictably

3649817 naw man, that song was by coldplay

Losses were minimal

:rainbowlaugh:

I can't believe you didn't make a "Well, that's just peachy" joke.
2/10. See me after class.

.....

Yep.

Just... Fuckit.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Okay, who came up with this whole twilight, peach thing?

Regidar, not you too..

Best peach story :heart:

3650859>>3650716 get ogre it, you babies

Roll over Roald Dahl.
James can go home now.

Can hear the Peach Boys sing.

Twily of the magical horn, sane warnings she did scorn.
Abusing fruit was her obsession, changing fruit every magic session.
Until the Fruitpocolypse came, nopony will be the same.
Spike was carried away, "Losses were minimal" was all she could say.
Wheat has she learned? Was there a lesson from all of these pains?
Celestia help us, Twilight is now experimenting on grains!

If this site is going to turn into a troll place with nothing but peach stories, then wtf.

3652134 cry some more, your tears are delicious

Trollolololololololol 3652141

can somepony tell me where this peach meme came from?

3649507Wat's up with all the peaches? Everyone's talking about peaches all of a sudden.

Spike had never passed 10th grade geometry, and was therefore woefully unlearned about the most important part of life. He could not even identify a convex n-sided polygon from the averages of two regular hexagons!

Wat a faget.

What's with all the peach stories lately!?

Heh heh, noodle incident. Clever.

One day, we'll be sitting around the forums and someone will say, "Do you remember The Peaches?"

3654340 irk

3654987 glad someone caught that :rainbowkiss:

First read this as "Twilight and the Giant Ass-Peach" .-.

Brilliant! And now to turn my mature filter back on.

A few small typos:

“The Fruitpocolypse?” he asked, giving Twilight an incredulous look.

In light of the Fruitpocolypse, we have come to take a being from your world to ours, to help seal the boundary and please our watermelon overlords.”

Fruitpocalypse

All of the peachlings extended their tentacles, and began to fondles to Spike.

to fondle Spike.

As it did so, all the earth around it crumble and sucked back into place, leaving only a field of smashed rock and wrecked houses that were so unfortunate as to be nearby as a reminder that it had ever been their.

been there.

Apple Bloom, while still breathing, as basically going to be in a catatonic state for the rest of her life without a soul, and we all know what fate befell Spike.

, was basically

3690469 alright, once I can be strong enough to lift my lazy ass to do it, I shall
thank you for pointing these out to me :twilightsmile:

Omfg can't stop laughing :yay: funniest shit ever!!!

4036644 hehe, glad you liked it :twilightsmile:

Good God, Regidar, your humor fits my brain's comedy receptors perfectly! Thank you!

7000526 no probs bro

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