This story is a sequel to Ponified Without Consent

In a world without bacon, five humans find themselves trapped... grazing on mother bucking dandelions. To get home, they'll need to learn that friendship is magic. Too bad none of these jerks are friends.

To make matters worse, the show attempts to censor their attempts to act out of character. They're stuck as fillies no pony will listen to, and the only adults of the bunch are the alcoholic Berry Punch, and the eccentric Blue Blood.

A sequel to finish the great story we had planned to tell in our collaboration that was cancelled in 2013. The original is a quick read and sets up the characters, and the authors and editors deserve some love.

Edited by Neko Majin C

When confronted by certain mortality, when you realize that your lifetime is measured in days,
When Destiny itself foretells your impending death ...

You tell to the world that your death is not the same as your end.

And Never. Stop. Moving.

Notes: Story starts roughly 1129 years before the show, and somewhat anachronistic in the beginning. Other characters may be added in when required.
Inspired by "Lord of Dorkness" and his vision of a trans-humanist future.
Inspired by my annoyance at how 90% of all Liches appear to be assholes.
HIATUS: My first criticism inspired me to fix the utterly jumbled mess that is the first arc, because it was written with no effort to continuity, and the assumption that nobody would read it. There's a lot of new stuff that needs to be added to bridge the gaping holes everywhere, but it ain't dead. Not until I die, anyways.

Arc 1: The Gathering of the Dead (1 - 25)
Arc 2: The March of the Dead (26 - 34)

Tags: Necromancy, Transhumanism, Lich, Cyborgs

Berry Punch tries a new concoction for intoxication. Shenanigans ensue.
Yet another collaboration with Auramane

Simply put, Berry has bad breath. She's been known to go no less then one whole life-time without brushing or even flossing. The closest she ever comes is the occasional bottle of mouthwash she chugs (it's close enough when the party's run dry ... right?). However, deep, deep, deep down inside, past the Great Bay of Sherry, beyond the Bourbon Sound, and under the Gulf of Gin, lies a burning regret for this shameful act. After all, who drinks mouthwash? Oh, wait, the regret is for not brushing, ever. Simple mistake. Be that as it may, there is only one power in all of the universe that withstand breath so foul; that can cleanse evil so powerful.

And it's going to take a very long trip to get to it.

Rated Teen for use of Alcohol.

Did you know that Colgate moved to Ponyville from Hoofington to set up her own dental office?
Did you know that Vinyl Scratch was fired by Hoity Toity after being asked to model for him? (To which her answer was "Buck off!")
Did you know that Derpy Hooves' eyes were messed up in an accident which involved Berry Punch, who doesn't even LIKE wine?
Did you know that Octavia has trouble paying the bills? Or that Dr. Whooves is really just a doctor? (Probably.)

Of course you don't know these things, they all happened off screen or in the background. Well not today!

Follow a dentist, two musicians, a d.j., a candy merchant, a doctor, a mail-mare, and a party goer on various silly adventures and shenanigans around Equestria.

((One more thing guys, I hope to submit this to EQD after I hit three chapters, and I don't have anyone to edit for me, so if you just so happen to notice a grammar or spelling mistake while you read, it would mean a lot to me if you could leave a quick comment. -Potatoarmy))

A random collection of prompt-driven one-shots. Each has been lovingly hand-crafted.
The subjects are as diverse and colorful as the ponies which they describe.

New stories will be added now and then, so be sure to check back frequently.

Vinyl Scratch is a mare with pride in herself. She has her own business, knows what she likes, and keeps everything under control. Octavia is a mare with a cello case full of secrets and trust issues. The two meet one night at a double-booked concert and sparks start to fly.

This is in a more canon verse than the one in Night of Change, Midwife Crisis and anything else designated specifically "AU"

Cover art by RainbowShy1241

Minuette wants to do something special for her first Hearth's Warming with her girlfriend, although she's struggling to think of something. Her only wish is that Berry gets the perfect gift.

This story was written for Jhoira as part of Jinglemas 2021.

Thanks to Pen and Paper, Sunlight Rays, & Silver Mint for pre-reading, and Scarlet Ribbon for editing.

Cover Art by acersiii.

Spike considers himself to be a strong individual. Healthy, happy, but most importantly, sober.

Unfortunately for him, that changes during a night time Summer festival courtesy of Pinkie Pie. After a few dances and spiked drinks from Ponyville's delinquent Berry Punch, Spike finds himself getting drunk....by accident of course. And before he realizes what had happened, he finds himself in his room the next morning sleeping on top of Griffonstone's newest resident baker Gilda Gruff.

Spike will soon see if he is to come out of this situation beaten to a bloody pulp, or come out with a new special somepony to share his feelings with.

(I figured it would be interesting to try my hand at my first shipfic)
(Be gentle with me on this one, this is another one of my experimental fics)

Colgate's stuck in a time loop, and she's willing to do anything to get out of it.

Wrote this as a proof-of-concept for a similar but rather conceptually different multichapter fic, which I'm sort-of-not-really planning to do. As a result, this one-shot is terrible.