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When we were at war, Oh! We were at war, In the army corps, drowning in gore, Each man thought of his love back home Where she’s waiting by the door.

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Mechanical Thing-a-ma-giggers are always fun, unfortunately for me, mine are mostly illegal. See I'm an Engineer, or a Mechanical Mechanicist, which is much more fun to say. Things where going so well, until when the adoptive sister of Princess Twilight, and the unofficial daughter of Princess Celestia, showed up at my house. Her name? *Sigh* Her name was Barb. And the worst part about this entire thing, was that she was hot.

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This story is a sequel to Parallels


The alliance between Equestria and Alemaneia continues to hold steadfast; Colonel Paul Werner and Generalfeldmarschall Aryanne Land's 'relationship' is at an all-time high... though that does not say much.

Things turn unprecedented, however, when Alemaneia becomes the victim. Actions against the state would never sit lightly with Aryanne, and she vows to unleash the entire military might of her nation against the offending foreign government... even at the threat of multi-state intervention in a to-be conflict. The world pleads with Equestria to rein in the fascist nation or risk a global conflict, and Paul is tasked with talking Aryanne's justified response down.

However, she'll only talk to him on one condition:

He must come to Alemaneia.

All the while, Paul must grapple with some of his biggest demons.


-Reading of 'Parallels' is not explicitly required, though highly encouraged if you want the surrounding details and lead-up.
-Awesome base Aryanne art done by Antamoanimisan-m, sourced to derpibooru. (Their tumblr is NSFW)

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Rainbow is depressed after she is unable to join the Wonderbolts. Her friends get her a ticket to an air show on Earth to cheer her up. She unexpectedly falls in love with jets, and decides that she wants to be a pilot no matter what it takes. She'll need education, training, and more than a little luck.

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You learn more by listening than by talking.

And you learn a lot more by listening to ponies.

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Ten years ago: the coronation of Princess Twilight Sparkle, the goddess of knowledge and power occurred. One year later, Spike the Dragon disappeared. Twilight Sparkle was broken. With the help of her fellow princess and bearers, as well as all of Equestria, she seems to have accepted the loss of her best friend.

On the nine year anniversary though, she, three other Bearers and Luna make a trip to the Western Badlands. Their mission? To get to Blackwater City, and arrive at an international political convention. However, things are turned upside down when they find out that their escort across the Badlands is the "Dragon Outlaw", Spike. However, he is not the same innocent child as before. Even though he is still biologically a child, the harsh world of the Badlands has forced him to grow up fast. Can Twilight help bring him back to her, or have the Badlands claimed his life as it has so many others? After all, once an outlaw, always an outlaw.

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In a world where Holder Cobblestone never found Holder's Boulder and rock farming never became a thing, a newcomer to Manehatten's business world is quick to learn that doing business in Equestria's biggest city takes more than just a good concept and loyal customers.

Because in Manehatten, things run a little differently.
And in Manehatten, nopony does their business without the Pie Sisters' blessing.


All credit for the amazing cover art that has inspired this whole story goes to Jade Kettu.


Also, if you're looking for more mafia-ified rock ponies, be sure to check out this awesome video also done by Jade Kettu!

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This story is a sequel to So you are suddenly a soon-to-be husband to a Sun-Goddess.


Jason and Celestia have been married for a year now, all was going well until an unexpected pregnancy shows up and now the pair have 11 months to prepare for Parenthood. Will the pair be ready by the time 11 months have passed, or will pregnancy drive Jason and Celestia up the wall?

Well find out by reading...

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Ponies get drunk, right? Some of them wake up with a hangover or even next to somepony and then proceed to run for the hills. This may go double if you end up in Las Pegasus...weird things happen there.

Our dear human, Jason is one such being, but his drunk mistake has upped the ante by being with none other than Princess Celestia and by that action alone they are forced to marry soon by a law long forgotten from Celestia's teenage years. But that's not the only surprise in store for the pair of them as many conflicts will be coming over the months ahead.

Whether the two like it or not, they must be together until Jason's mortal life ends and there is no way of getting out of that but to live with it.

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Rend is your basic Changeling soldier, albeit a rather tough one. Loyal to his Monarch- Queen Chrysalis- and willing to die for her and the good of the hive.

That loyalty was tested, though, when Princess Cadence and Shining Armor blasted almost every single Changeling out of Canterlot with Love Energy.

Almost every Changeling

Rend has the misfortune to be caught between a building when the blast hits him- nearly killing him. That was bad enough. Things go from bad to terrible when he tries to feed and a Royal Guard pony intercedes.

Things go downhill from there.

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Princess Cadance, just like everypony else, needs some time of leisure from her many duties. While Shining Armor is taking care of their daughter, Cadance enjoys her lone trips to the nearby Nephrite Forest, where she can be away from all of her burdens and obligations for at least a short while.

She was simply destined to get mugged eventually, wasn’t she? Why not by somepony who takes his job very seriously.


Also available in Mandarin Chinese (translation by keplebletbett) and Spanish (translation by SPANIARD KIWI).

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