So you're about to be a father with a Sun-Goddess.

by TheDawsonator1


Dash announces her marriage, even though I kind of knew about it already.

My meeting with Daybreak Daze went alright, I had told Celestia of our meeting and she was happy, which is good but I could tell she was still protective of Luna. I suppose it's natural although I never really felt that feeling being the little brother. Odd, most of my Ponyville friends are the older ones in their families. Rarity is older than Sweetie Belle, Dash is older than Scootaloo even though they are adoptive sisters, Pinkie is older than her little twin sisters but Maud is older than them, Applejack is older than Apple Bloom, Fluttershy older than Zephyr Breeze and Twilight is actually the young one compared to Shining Armor.

Even with Celestia, I am the younger one, Luna is older than me by a good while, kinda makes you think doesn't it? Well at least when the kids are born they'll be younger than me, I wonder if my mother would spoil them rotten is she saw them. Maybe Space and Time would too, well if they get back from touring Equestria soon. Honestly, I can't wait for the pregnancy to be over with, I kind of want to meet my future children and I'm sure Sunny would love to meet them when they are not in her belly.

"Prince Jason" I hear a voice.

I look up to see Swift Scribe looking at me.

"Just Jason will do Swift, what's up?" I ask.

"This came for you from one Miss Rainbow Dash. It is said you should read this at your earliest convenience" Scribe says.

I found a letter in my hand, it definitely had Dash's handwriting, it was messy handwriting, (seriously she once tried to forge Twilight's signature, it was pretty obvious) well time to open it.

Hey Jason,

It's your best pal, none other than Rainbow Dash! Just in case ya forgot being in the castle and all-

Typical Dash.

-anyway dude, I need you to come to Ponyville as soon as you can, I got the egghead to send this to ya, I need to announce something to the girls and you and I wouldn't want ya to miss it. YOU WON'T MISS IT OR ELSE I'LL DRAG YOU OUT OF THAT CASTLE!

Look, I can't explain too much but I need ya to come to Sugarcube Corner at 3pm sharp. I'll see ya there!

Your Best pal,
Rainbow "Danger" Dash

Well this is interesting, I guess I better go, it's been a bit since I've been to Ponyville. Probably gonna get chewed out for not visiting, I've been busy, bloody nobles won't leave me alone and Celestia needs me. Well, Celestia needs me to stop her cravings, we had a full scale siege with Luna and I stopping her from entering the royal kitchen...

..


About a month ago...

Luna and I were holding the doors against a very cake-craving Celestia as she attempted to burst the door open.

"Lulu, Jason honey, open the door and I promise my eating will be swift and delicious!" Celestia says

"NEVER! That eating will harm the foals" I say

"Yes Tia, listen to thy husband!" Luna says.

The door was getting more progress...

"Luna, you gotta get the cake out as fast as you can, I'll hold her off" I say

"But thou will not last long in our sister's way" Luna protested.

"It's for the good of the children! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! Tell my wife and kids I love them" I say

"Thou can tell them thyself, they art on the other side of the door" Luna deadpanned.

"Fly you fool!" I say

Luna quickly went the fridge to get the cake away, thankfully there was only one big one. I let the door open to see Celestia in a crazy mode...

"Caaaaakkkeeee! I will not be denied cake!" Celestia yelled.

"You'll have to get past me first, CHHHHAAARRRRRRRGGGGGEEEE!" I yell as I run towards Celestia

"Very well, CHHHHAAAARRRRGGGEEEE!"Celestia yelled


Heh, that broken arm was kind of worth it though. But back onto the subject, I need to visit Dash.

Come to think of it, maybe I should visit Shining Armor and Cadence too, maybe see that little monster of theirs...make sure not to accept and foalsitting for Flurry, that foal is a demon. Now then, I suppose I should get going.

"Hey Scribe, think you can get me a lift to Ponyville today?" I ask

"I can, when do you want to head out?" Scribe asked, taking a notebook out.

"Soon as possible, please. I need to get there before 3pm" I answer.

"I should be able to get that done, I will inform you when the ride is ready" Scribe says.

"Thank you Raven, you're a gem" I thank her.

"I am confused, I am a pony" Scribe tilts her head.

"Sorry sometimes I forget what is Earth lingo and what is Equestrian Lingo, basically you're a lifesaver" I say

"Thank you, my Prince" Scribe bowed before she left.

I keep saying she need not bow to me or be so formal but she doesn't listen on that one, you might as well convince Twilight to give up books for a week. I suppose I better get ready.


One ride later saw me back in Ponyville, I always miss this place, yes it's choatic but there's a charm to this place, sometimes I do miss living here but right now, I'd never give up Celestia for this place, I love her too much. Now to find Rainbow Dash, the time is about 2 in the afternoon sooo, she'd either be in her house or in the skies with a possibility of Sugarcube Corner.

"Alright boys, I might be a bit, I'd enjoy yourself here for a bit" I say to the guards.

"Yes, sir!" They saluted.

I knew they'd be close by, it's their job. Now then...

"Howdy Jason!" I heard Applejack's voice.

"Hey Applejack, selling apples eh?" I ask

There was Applebloom with her too.

"Hi Jason!" Applebloom waves.

"Hi Applebloom, watcha doing?" I wave back.

"Helping mah sis sell apples" Applebloom explains.

"More like scaring the customers" Applejack mutters.

"So you two seen Rainbow around?" I ask

"She's asked for you too has she? 3pm at Sugarcube Corner?" Applejack asks me.

"Yeah" I nod.

"Ain't seen her all day, not since she went on some fancy dinner with Soarin" Applejack says.

Really now? Did she finally get laid? The world is gonna end soon, I just know it!

"Guess I'll look around then" I say as I wave goodbye.

"Bye Jason!" Applebloom waves goodbye.

Thankfully the town knows not to bow to me, it's really weird when people you once lived with bow to you. I might head over to Sugarcube Corner and wait, since Rainbow is probably with Soarin or speeding her way over here soon.


3pm, Sugarcube Corner.

I found myself waiting for Dash, the girls were around too, so where's Dashie!

"Sorry we're late!" Dash came in.

Rainbow Dash flew right in to where we were with Soarin a few seconds behind, catching his breath a bit.

"Hey Dashie, what's up?" I ask

"Hey Jason buddy, how ya been?" Dash answers as she gives me a hoof-bump.

"Alright, Celestia says hello" I answer.

"Tell her I said hi back, how long until the foal is gonna happen?" Dash asks.

"A few months and it's foals, we are having twins" I say

"Really? That's awesome!" Dash says.

I heard a throat clearing behind me.

"Not to rude, but why have you called all us here?" Twilight asks.

"Oh right um, should you tell them Soars, or me?" Dash asks happily.

"You should dear, they're your friends after all" Soarin nudges Dash into doing it.

Dash took a deep breath.

"Well, Soarin and I are getting married!" Dash says happily

Suddenly all the girls has Dash in a group hug, leaving Soarin out of it so I gave him a hoof-bump.

"Congrats" I say

"Thanks Jason, I still can't believe she said yes" Soarin scratches his head.

"You two were made for each other, plus I can tell she thinks the world of you, not many get Dash to slow down, and fewer get her to stop, and she's stopped for ya" I say.

"Thanks, I was wondering you want to be the best stallion at the wedding for me?" Soarin asked.

"I would love to but don't you have any male friends or anything?" I ask.

"Not really, being the only stallion in the Wonderbolts does that, Stallions aren't that aerodynamic compared to mares. And well, Dash thinks you as her best friend and well I think we'd be good enough friends" Soarin says.

"I'd love to help you out Soarin, when you planning the wedding?" I ask.

"About a few months now, gonna do it out in the open between Ponyville and Cloudsdale so we can see both towns and all" Soarin says.

Huh. Someone's a romantic type.

"Didn't take you for a romantic symbolism guy" I comment.

"I'm not, Dashie came up with that" Soarin answers.

"What? When did Dashie get so sappy, what did you do to her, Soarin?" I joke.

"About the same time you got with the Princess and love my friend, though you know all about that" Soarin says
"That I do, if there's anything you need for the wedding, let me know, Celestia and I can help" I offer.

"Thanks but I think we should be able to manage" Soarin denies my offer.

"Okay but if you do need help, come to me, because I will say this, Dash is my best friend and the reason I'm even around and I'm always grateful so consider it paying her back by making her day extra special for both of you" I say

"I'll let you know" Soarin says.

The rest of the day went fine, the girls were doing their gossip thing, Soarin and I kinda got some beers and talked, I'm happy for Dash and well, our lives are moving fast aren't they? Now if we could just get Twilight laid...nah, no stallion would be handle her probably except Dickswirl the Bearded.

I'll have to be careful or all the fun moments are gonna be gone, for now, I still got a wife to worry about...