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TheDawsonator1


If you came here for any sort of sanity, You came to the wrong page! heh heh HAHAHAHAHA! But yes, I love HIE and some good funny stories and love depending in how it's done. Have fun out there!

T

This story is a sequel to So you are suddenly a soon-to-be husband to a Sun-Goddess.


Jason and Celestia have been married for a year now, all was going well until an unexpected pregnancy shows up and now the pair have 11 months to prepare for Parenthood. Will the pair be ready by the time 11 months have passed, or will pregnancy drive Jason and Celestia up the wall?

Well find out by reading...

Chapters (24)
Comments ( 164 )

awww i hope its a filly

7214900 Yeah,, then he won't have to worry about the foal doing stupid things with their penis.

He'll just have to worry about her doing stupid things with all the penises

7214906 I'm curious where does the it's here come from?

7215882 A horror film scene...where the kid tells her mother...they're here.~

“I’m getting to it. Well, on Earth I have to be honest, ..." etc. etc.

*groan* Oh feckin' please. You are right in the author's note, he has to suck it up. But I'd also go ahead and say, "sure, despise your kind. because we're ALL like that, right? Just screw all of us who do charities, help out homeless, study medicine, etc. Kinda wanna punt him in the head for that one.


Aside from that, eh. Pretty alright chapter, and his outlook on raising a kid is the same as I would.

Bro, are you hating are your own people in this Chap?:twilightangry2: Not everyone is like that:pinkiesmile:

Bleh please for the love of all that is good the whole misanthropic human thing is so over done. I mean its cool you have oppinions. its just the all humans are horrible theme is so whiny and overdone. It would be nice to see a main character with a positive outlook on his/her life and the lives of others or at least acknowledge there are good people. But i do get that it doesnt really fit with your current character

7225226 I've read a lot of HIE stories and i"m afraid that its becoming a trend. I can really think of three reasons I keep seeing that pop up, 1. this is how the author feels and the story is indeed a self insert 2. Its somehow relevant to the story or gives us a reason to be distant from the character 3. Its easier to skip or downplay the coping process of no longer being with your kind than it is for a character to actually give a fuck about going back. keep in mind, Im talking about the stories this applies to, not just this one

first thing that popped into my head

UNS Peake.
A universe even further away...

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"Incoming shockwave! Brace, brace, brace!!"

"Engineer! Reroute the ERIC field generators through the Quantum Turbine, and make it quick!!"

"I can't get a stable field, there's too much interference!"

"Shields to maximum!"

BOOM

"Shields collapsing! There's thermal damage to the hull!
"Quantum Turbine and main reactors offline!"
"Navigation systems offline, helm control and guidance systems ineffective! Port G - Deflectors overloaded!

"Emergency Thrusters! Get her turned into it!"

"Long range communications out! Heavy interference on short range!"
"I have a Main Bus B undervolt, main computer restart/reset. Main A breaker alarm and multiple PDN pressure warnings!"

"Engineering! Get the generators back online!"

"Quantum disruption's subsiding Captain."
"Guidance system is responding Captain, She's stabilizing."
"Short range communication now possible, long range communication on emergency channel only, looks like the antenna's been hit sir."
"Helm beginning to respond, thrusters only. She's sluggish sir."
"Engineering reports one main reactor online. Main B stabilized on reduced voltage.

"Hold position, priority repairs to shields and propulsion. And just pray we don't get another one of THOSE..."

" Sir, Engineer reports the Turbine's out of action due to damage from the quantum surge. Main engines are offline but can be restarted once we have sufficient reactor power. Starboard reactor should be online in about 15 minutes."

"......The hell was that anyway sir?"
"No idea. Better get Command and Admiral Blue Wolf online. SOMETHING just went down in the multiverse and he's going to want to find out what..."

7225226
Also on the kinds of fears that people have for themselves when they are freaking out about something the mind always jumps towards making humanity out to be the worst possible existence. People when they are freaking out about anything, especially if the freak out is about their actions affecting others, always go toward misanthropic directions before they calm down and realize the good. Misanthropic thoughts always comes out first when people get scared, this has been the cause of so many issues. Also if this comment seems to jump around oddly I wrote it very, very tired.

“Wait…I know that look, what did you do?” Dash asks me.

He kinda did the exact same thing that started this whole series, but technically succeeded this time. :scootangel:

they are in really deep shit because they don t know about the marriage , aren t they?
And when they learn that she is pregnant....
poor Jason and Celestia

good work continue

There is, “ we’re in the sh...t now”, “in deep sh...t”, “Up sh..t crick without a paddle” and then there is that tsunami that just came through the throne room doors. Mother Time and Father Space. Yikes!!

Whelp things just got a lot more interesting for Jason. Still, honestly Blueblood is too much of a pussy to do anything worse than what he is too Jason anyway.

Her parents don't know,........oh no. Shit meet Fan, Fan meet Shit. I'm certain you two will get along just nicely. :twilightsheepish: Fuck!!!!!

We all know how this turns out. The mother is truly happy for Celestia while the father promises him to send him into a black hole if he hurts her.

“Celestia, my daughter, it’s so good to see you again” the male speaks.

WHAT!? No way! Did I just hear right? I look to Celestia and saw a stunned expression that which she spoke after a minute:

“Mother? Father?”

Well shit.

Really a cliffhanger right at the end of the story come on man longer chapter next time.

awesome I love this story and chapter please continue

I see three... make that four likely outcomes:

1:They both handle the situation really well, though they are a bit peeved (Language!:flutterrage:) that they weren't told about it, or even invited to the wedding. ...And I thought Shining Armor was a jerk, but at least he remembered to invite Twilight to his wedding.

2:They both start raging and going all 'omnipotent overprotective parents' (Now there's a terrifying combination of concepts) on him.

3:They skip the rage and go straight to royal-caps-locking 'WE'RE FINALLY GONNA BE GRANDPARENTS!!!' all over Canterlot. (I can see this happening)

4:Combine elements from all three of the above options. The reactions aren't over the top, but we still get the usual overprotective parent speech and the gushing over grandbabies.

Bad move Jason. Involving Twilight in anything that involves Starswirl the Bearded and Celestia's life in a non-goddess like light is horrifyingly stupid. Exhibit A) in Twilight still being incapable of viewing Celestia as a normal mare and not just "mentor & sun goddess" was her reaction to finding out that Celestia was pregnant.

Either way Jason calling up Twilight just threw gallons of crazy into this already volatile mix. Twilight is gonna screw this all up to unbelievable proportions or maybe she pull off another random luck miracle like at the Canterlot Wedding. Getting out the hard hat for the former option.

I got some chips and some dip all I need as for the next chapter to being longer. What will the parents talk to the husband about it that will be fun.

7422520 Twilight can stand to have her idol knocked down a peg and is the right pony for the job.

But for the most part, I am with Celestia on this one. They came back under their own power, so they should have been back a long long time ago if they cared.

7496962 I agree I can't wait for the next update of this story to come and see what happens

Holy crap the "nobles" are gonna flip a s**t storm and muck this up aren't they?

I'm loving this story i'm hopping celestia can be able to get along with her parents on a lot of good terms

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