It’s been…what? A month and a half since I got Celestia pregnant, to be honest I think we should tell the public soon about it. The castle staff can hardly fail to notice Celestia’s acting differently as well as me and some sickness coming every so often, plus some slight weight gain on Celestia’s part but I said it was too much cake (Any pony that's been in the castle longer than a week knows about Celestia's love for cake).
All in All, I just hope the ponies who’ve noticed aren’t going on a “Princess Celestia’s dying” panic or something like that…I’d name three mares in a instant who would do that in Ponyville. The shock of being a future father was worn off but still, I should really get prepared, there’s less than 10 months left, I feel so selfish worrying about me when Celestia has the foal in her stomach, I don’t even want to know what that feels like but if it’s anything like Flurry Heart, there is gonna be some wanton destruction around the castle soon.
The good thing about Celestia and I is that we have Dash, Luna and Twilight (whose shock when found out was reported heard from the other side of the planet, still couldn't retrieve the last bit of the chapter) on our side through this.
What doesn’t help is the Prince thing, we got a griffon meeting in a month and that may seem a fair amount of time away but griffons are kinda dicks and we don’t want to start wars of get some angry thing happening, at least their manners are better than the Yaks, those guys are just…I’d rather not say anything, know that I like Griffons better.
Oh and the nobles, especially Blueblood who is in the middle of a “How did you get to be a prince when I deserve it more than you” speech. Good thing these thoughts are here to help me ignore the bastard. He is the only noble who didn’t go cowardly when Celestia fried Noble Grudge into smithereens, all the other nobles were literally kissing Celestia's hooves afterwards.
“…and in short, you are nothing but a monkey who should be flinging his poo” Blueblood finished.
“And in short, you are nothing but a whiny bitch but I guess I can’t win everything” I made my come back.
“And you eat meat, disgusting!” Blueblood says.
“Raw meat is but if you try cooked it’s pretty good, but I wouldn’t eat you cooked, you’re already spoiled beyond belief and I’ve met Spoiled Rich, so rest assured I won’t eat you” I reply to that.
“Well…Well…you’re so skinny and lanky” Blueblood comes up with an insult.
“And you’re so short and fat, are we sure those mares you sleep with were not either under a spell or even real to begin with?” I lazily reply.
“I get laid, unlike you who Celestia’s only with you because she feels sorry she ended up with you” Blueblood attacks me with his next insult.
“I do get laid. Only the mares you sleep with either want your money and power because your body is clearly that ugly or they just don’t know any better and those mares I feel sorry for more than the former by the way…on second thought I still feel sorry for the former they failed and they got disappointing sex. With Celestia, let’s just say all other mares just will never be good enough.” I say with a grin.
“And you-“ Blueblood started
“What are you both doing?” The devil angel of which I was speaking of comes around the corner.
“Nothing, dear. Just friendly banter” I answer Celestia.
“Really?” Celestia totally doesn’t believe me with that look.
“Yes dear, that’s what males do, we banter at each other like we hate each other but it’s all in good fun (For me)” I lied to my wife's face.
“Very well, but next time maybe not so loud, honey, we as in you and I as well as Prince Blueblood here should well know by now we must keep a more professional appearance in public. Now we should go, we don’t want to keep our petitioners waiting do we?” Celestia says to me.
“Sorry we’ll banter quieter next time (Totally much louder) next time” I Apologize.
Celestia then begins to lead on as I followed her leaving Blueblood utterly confused, that’s great, it’s gonna eat him for the rest of the day why I was “Sticking” up for him and he got let off trouble by my dear wife. We’ll call this round a victory to me.
Celestia as she was walking looked at me and started conversation.
“You weren’t bantering with him at all, were you?” Celestia asked knowingly.
“Nothing gets past you Sunny, does it?” I admitted I wasn’t bantering.
“Why? Why do you insist on antagonizing Prince Blueblood?” Celestia asks me.
“Simply because he was rude to me and you, the nerve of him, you would think with that nerve he would try battle an angry dragon but you and I both know he wouldn’t, he’s that much of a coward but he’s the only one that dares to still talk smack after the incident and he was technically talking smack about you, so I gave him some smack back.” I told her why I did it.
Yeah that time I almost died because of that one noble? Don’t mention that in front of Celestia, she represses that ever happening, despite the therapy after our honeymoon. At least we aren’t over obsessing about the foal right now. Celestia’s stomach’s gonna grow bigger sooner or later and then we have to tell everypony, I just hope it doesn’t raise both Tartarus and hell.
“Thank you for defending my honor, my prince. But I’d rather you not annoy Blueblood, the less we interact with him the better” Celestia sighs.
“Okay, I won’t annoy him…most of the time” I mutter the last part so she doesn’t hear me.
Celestia and I enter the Throne room, Celestia goes straight to the throne, ready to tackle the day and what it will throw at her, I took a moment to stare out the window to the Ponyville I visited not too long ago. There’s still a small part that wishes to be back there but I know better than to really want to do that. Now then, time to get started...
SLAM!
I turned immediately to the door the slammed open and either I drank some wine a lot and my vision is still blurry unrealistically or there are two Alicorns that came through the door, one male and one female. The Male was a bit shorter than the female but much wider, he was a Black colour with stars and galaxies as his cutie mark. The female was much taller and thinner than the male counterpart, she was a light timey blue colour with clocks, lines and stuff that seems time related on her cutie mark.
I may not be one with magic but I could feel their power just radiating, it feels similar to when Celestia powered up. I think the guards in the room noticed too, but I think the real question is where did they come from? There’s only meant to be four (not counting Flurry Heart) Alicorns alive: Celestia, Luna, Cadence and Twilight. So why have two suddenly popped out of nowhere?
“Celestia, my daughter, it’s so good to see you again” the male speaks.
WHAT!? No way! Did I just hear right? I look to Celestia and saw a stunned expression that which she spoke after a minute:
“Mother? Father?”
To Be continued…