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When we were at war, Oh! We were at war, In the army corps, drowning in gore, Each man thought of his love back home Where she’s waiting by the door.

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This story is a sequel to The Mare of the Night


It's been six months since Starlight Nightflier, batpony prostitute, was hired to be the conversation partner of UN ambassador Daniel Habbuck. Since then, she's gained a new job, a new home, and a new future for her beloved son.

But that's not enough for Starlight. She wants to be more than just a friend to Daniel. Much more. But something's holding her back. Something from her past that refuses to die...

A collaboration between moi and Comrade_Pony

Special thanks to AidenHeaven, HolyStreak, KG472, zxzxzxzxzx24, and NarlepoaxIII for proofreading and editing!

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This story is a sequel to Putin Hacks Equestria


This evening, the Voice of Korea news network brings you glorious news about the power of Juche...Our Dear and Supreme Leader has conquered an inter-dimensional horse kingdom!

A new political satire fic and the sequel to both "Putin Hacks Equestria" and "Trump Bans Ponies From Entering the US".

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[I decided to try and write a Conversion Bureau fic where the humans and ponies have a relatively even playing field, and with some different ideas thrown in for good measure.

Don't expect the usual for this story, it isnt going to be very similar to anything else.

I stink at grammar so feel free to suggest edits.
Now to the actual description:

When the ponies first arrived on earth, it honestly went pretty well, and soon the world thrived, the ponies and humans made allies and new technology, art and music flooded both worlds, it was amazing. Then something changed, nobody seems to know what, the ponies suddenly turned around and insulted the human race and our accomplishments, and subsequently attacked several cities simultaneously, claiming them as equestrian territory and transforming its citizens into ponies. The ponies demanded that we stand down and let our fate happen, humans being humans, immediately turned around and fought back, the war has been going on for about 3 years now, humans aren't doing so hot, the ponies just keep turning our soldiers into ponies and turning them against us, soon militias formed, gun laws became near non-existent and the crime rates plummeted, I guess world domination is enough motivation to stop violent crimes. I joined the local militia as a pilot and headhunter, I'm not letting these backstabbing bastards take our planet.

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No one ever wants to fight for the Rebels during reenactments of battles from the Equestrian Civil War; they're the bad guys, and they always lose. When Spike is placed on the Rebel side yet again so that Twilight can continue to win, he enlists the help of Starlight Glimmer and several thousand other ponies in launching a protracted reenactment conflict which will finally allow him to prove his worth and triumph over Twilight and the rest of his friends. This story is complete with enough Civil War humor to make Fredricksburg look like Sharpsburg.

A soft Teen rating for tobacco/alcohol use.

Inspired by a wallpaper commission I got from the very talented mourning-dreams (mourning-dreams.deviantart.com).

UPDATE: Featured on front page of Fimfiction, 5/19/16! Thank you all so much!
UPDATE: 3k+ Views! Thanks so much, and remember to check out the sequel, General George S. Dragon!

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Spike has been spending a lot of time with Flitter, a local pony in town who is (at best) an acquaintance of the Mane 6. Rarity sees this and launches straight into action, enlisting Twilight Sparkle's aid in getting to the bottom of Flitter's intentions with her dear Spikey-Wikey.

Teen Rating for some suggestive passages.

Beautiful Cover Art by the generous Blackflash, and vectored/edited by the splendiferous CaioCoia!

EDIT: Featured 9/21/16! Thanks so much!
EDIT: Hit 4k views 10/7/16- Most successful story so far. I'm glad people enjoyed it!

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Twilight's teacher makes the class do an essay on whatever seeks their interest. Twilight heard about the traveling Vietnam wall coming to the local Veteran's museum so she decides to do a report on that.

Inspired by a true event.

In loving memory to Gary A. Dieu and all those who served and died in Vietnam.

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One-Shot story. My very first!

Not a One-Shot anymore.

I'd like to thank the people who created "Apocalypse Now", the VF-114 "Aardvarks" Squadron based on the U.S.S Kitty Hawk, and that one guy from Mcdonald's for reminding me.

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"




After taking off from the flight deck of the Kitty Hawk, four F-4 Phantom's fly toward the jungles of Vietnam to deliver their napalm payloads to the VC cowering deep inside. But they fly through an odd portal and find themselves streaking over a thick, dark, forest...


Oh well, close enough.


And they're not the only ones...

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"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
But sometimes, even if you're doing everything right, that lemonade might end up getting a very bitter by-taste."

When Limestone Pie gets a chance to fulfill her long secret-kept dream to leave her family's rock farm and fulfill her dreams in the big city, she can't believe her luck at first.

However, just like so often, things don't work out as expected, and she soon finds herself working as an underpaid cashier for a rundown fast food joint - what could have possibly gone wrong?


(Inofficial) sequel to Of Limestones and Rocks.

Credit for the cover goes to Yanyao.

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Few U-Boat captains were as famous, or as feared, as Otto Kretschmer, nicknamed "Silent Otto." But, when one of the Reich's leading scientist's experiment goes wrong, how did Captain Kretschmer deal with his new surroundings... and the colorful, talking ponies he found there?
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In equestria Otto couldn't have arrived at a better time. for equestria has the possibility of going to war with a new empire over seas. Something Otto has experience in.

THIS ALL TAKES PLACE AFTER THE FIGHT WITH TIREK.
(Also I'll be editing the tags as I go)
(If you see any errors please let me know in the comments)

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I suppose you all know that life in the military isn't easy.
You may also know that life as a recruit for the Wonderbolts is a whole lot harder than for any other branch.
And as you all can probably imagine, life is even harder with a sadistic instructor who is always doing her very best to make your life a living hell.

And now she's called me into her office after hours for a 'confidental talk'.

Mother of god, I think I'm screwed.


Credit for the cover goes to DimFann.

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