Meanwhile somewhere else, somewhere not at all related to the story…
(Probably play the Imperial March theme from Star Wars for maximum effect here, link is down below because I am humble and kind…wait…no I’m not otherwise I wouldn't have cliffhangered you, but you’ll get a link anyway cause why not?)
An Australian man sat on his bed, it was really hot outside so he had the air conditioner on, god bless Air Con! All hail the mighty Air Conditioner! HAIL IT! HAIL IT I SAY!
But back to the point, this Australian (Not a bogan one that says stereotypically “Put another shrimp on the Barbie” or something like that, if you do that I will kill you) had just released a chapter for a fiction called “So, you are suddenly a soon-to-be husband of a Sun Goddess”, this chapter had a cliffhanger at the end, at the Australian Author’s most diabolical will.
Reactions to this cliffhanger were received and exactly the results he wanted, he grinned evilly at the computer screen and said:
“Exactly as planned!”
(One more video I promise)
His cliffhanger skills were complete and he stood up from his bed and stopped writing the next chapter.
“First, FimFiction falls to my Cliffhanger genius, that was today. Tommorow, the WORLD SHALL FALL TO CLIFFHANGERS! NO LONGER SHALL EPISODES OR CHAPTERS OR WHATEVER END NORMALLY, THEY WILL ALWAYS BE CLIFFHANGERS! NOBODY WILL STOP ME! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Just imagine lightning in the background)” TheDawsonator1 gloats to absolutely nobody.
The world was truly about to doomed to cliffhangers, is there nobody that can stop this horrible cliffhangerness by TheDawsonator1…nah! You’re all screwed!
Now back to the actual story that you normal-ending loving peons came here for…
I was literally the definition of nervous right now, I had asked the Four-lettered question, there can only be a two or three lettered reply…I’m hoping for the latter.
Celestia opens her mouth the speak the reply, my heart is literally not beating anymore.
“Oh Jason! Of course I will! You didn’t have to do this all for me, the answer is yes! Yes, I will marry you!” Celestia answers finally.
For real? She’s not joking! Ears! YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT? She did say Yes? YES! SHE SAID YES! YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! YESYESYESYESYEYSYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES! WOOOHOOOOOOOO! Play the VICTORY MUSIC!
Celestia just kissed me, I was surprised at first but I kissed back so passionately deep that I may have came out the other side kissing. I didn’t really care, the important thing was, SHE SAID THE GREATEST THREE-LETTERED WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE…AND EQUISH!
My body and Celestia’s were lighting up again, even more brightly than before as we kissed, it’s like the magic knew we just agreed to marry each other for real. When we broke apart from the kiss, we smiled, we smiled so much that Pinkie is jealous…she’s right over there to your right.
Suddenly I felt something coming out my back and butt…well top of my butt and also the top of my head. That felt very weird saying it my head, if fact, that sounded better in my head inside my head.
“I do believe you just earned some pony traits” Celestia noticed as she looked behind me.
“What?” I was confused.
I look behind me and by some form of magic, wings, a tail and some pony ears were popping out…it’s like I’m some anthro pony right now, does love really do that? Before I could investigate any further, they disappeared in a blue flash.
“Awww, I wanted to look at the new attachments” I said as I saw them disappear.
“Fear not, I believe they will come back” Celestia says as she throws me into a hug.
Celestia hugs cure cancer, that is all.
“I know Celly, but I’ll worry about that later, now, I’ve never been so happier in my life as I have right now” I say as we hugged.
“My dearest Jason, I don’t think I have ever been so full of joy as I have now, my destiny has thrown so many things at me, I’m glad I went through it to see the day I would fall in love” Celestia smiles at me.
My mouth is going to hurt the next day from all this smiling, just saying but IT. IS. WORTH IT!
“I promise you this, as long as I may live, I know I won’t stop loving you Celly, it’s kind of hard to stop with such a beautiful face though” I promised her.
“Oh, Jason you flirt! You don’t need to impress me any further, I have already explained in detail why I have fallen for you” Celestia says with a playful punch.
“I don’t know, a casual reminder maybe, just to be safe?” I give a cheeky smile.
“Nope, I believe you know why, nice try Jason, I am not that easy” Celestia says.
“Oh damn! I was hoping to reminded of what an excellent husband I’ll be, however will I live through the rest of my life knowing that on the day of proposal, my awesome wife didn’t remind of just how awesome I am” I said all dramatically.
“Oh hush you, if you like, there are more ways to remind of you of why I love than just talk” Celestia gives “That” look, believe me, if you saw it you’ll know what I mean.
“W-What? U-um, okay…like what?” I ask nervously, thinking what about what she COULD be implying.
Was she…? Was she implying what I think she was implying?
“Well…” Celestia started.
Suddenly a Aqua flame much like Spike’s green flame came and formed a scroll to Celestia. (What? You thought Spike was the only one, there are actually a few and each Princess actually has a personal small dragon that volunteers to help send messages and stuff, they are rarely seen though, they don't like Ponies asking questions and such)
“Jason, I am needed at once back at Canterlot, something has come up” Celestia said sadly, she didn’t want to go.
“Party’s over, huh?” I say to her
“Unfortunately, I’d much rather stay here” Celestia says.
“Go do your duty Celestia. But, one more kiss for the road?” I say wisely.
Celestia knew what I meant and we shared one last kiss and then she flew off into the distance of Canterlot. I smiled as she flew off and waved when she looked back.
It’s kind of weird what will happen in a couple of months, one day I was just a human attending yet another party, the next I had slept with Celestia at that party and was forced to marry her by STB (StarSwirl the Bearded…what? Did you think it was Sexually Transferred Bad odor?), overall I say I’m happy the way I am thanks to that bearded bastard…I’m still going to smash his statue though.
I walk off back to my house through Ponyville with the hugest smile on my face, for the first time since I arrived in Equestria a few years back, I feel like I’m part of this place.
Now, I must enjoy some time to myself for now, there are many things to do within the next two weeks before the wedding. I know I have somepony waiting for me, I also have a best friend to tell the good news.