So you are suddenly a soon-to-be husband to a Sun-Goddess.

by TheDawsonator1


Lesson 1 of surviving a sun-goddess: Don't ever get her angry.

(Back with Jason)

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

“Who is it?” I ask as I looked to the door.

“Swift Scribe, Celestia’s assistant I need to talk to you at once” Scribe says through the door.

I decided to open the door and let her in and a guard too, since Celestia’s assistant is here I wonder if something happened.

“So, what do you need?” I ask her.

“It’s about her highness, just five minutes ago in court she had outbursted in court in anger but then news came that the culprit has been found and her highness’ hair went all flamey as she left as she left to go confront the culprit personally…I’m afraid she might…do something” Swift says

Oh no, Celestia is going to kill the noble…that’s not good!

“Thank you for telling me this, any of you know where Celestia is headed?” I ask the pair of them.

“Yes, he is headed to the house of Noble Grudge” the guard speaks up

Well no wonder HE did it, god, I swear his mother did not love him as a foal.

“Okay, Swift, listen closely, go wake up Princess Luna, I don’t care how you do it but it’s damn urgent, explain what has happened she’ll know what it means. You, Mr. Guard dude, lead the way to the Grudge’s house, we’ll see if we can get Celestia to see reason” I made a plan straight up.

“But-“ Swift tries to argue.

“DO WHAT I SAY! We don’t have time to sit on our asses, Celestia may be intent on murderous revenge and that will NOT happen! Now let’s go!” I shouted a bit too loud.

Swift Scribe nodded and ran off in the direction of Luna’s room meanwhile me and guard here are gonna get Celestia to see reason.

“Alright you, lead the way” I say to guard

“Alright but we should run double time if we are to make it” The guard says.

“That is fine by me, now let’s run” I say

And that ladies and gentlemen is why you keep a fit physique in Equestria…


(Celestia)

Celestia had an anger burning in her, for far too long has threats to her and her family been made without one bit of malice returned, that changes today. In a way, Celestia was finally getting some satisfaction, to revenge upon those who have wronged her just like those cultists 1000 years back, they will learn to respect the name Celestia again and nopony, NOPONY will dare try separate her and Jason ever again and anypony who even so much as thinks it will burnt to ashes.

Celestia was barely containing her flame form as she trotted through the Canterlot streets towards her “target”, it wouldn’t be long now, this for Jason after all, to truly close the book on threats to him.

Noble Grudge will not live more than a minute once Celestia lays eyes on him and in that minute he will have every bit of regret in his life possible.

Celestia was finally at the house…


(Jason)

Damn it! I should of known this was coming, when it was said finding who it was is very close to being found I should have stationed myself near Celestia. Damn it, Jason! Once again your foolish decisions has gotten you into a mess!

We are running through the streets of Canterlot, snooty nobles, Canterlot citizens and all had to be pushed aside as we followed Celestia’s path, I knew I should have talked with her more, maybe got the guards to tell Luna and I first, if Swift Scribe is fast Luna will get here too in time.


(Back to Celestia)

BOOM!

The front door was literally blown to pieces like a canon went through and a flame-filled Celestia entered the house.

“YOU! I have finally found you!” Celestia boomed out as she crashed down the door and saw the noble she was looking for.

Celestia was truly flaming now and the noble made a terrifying run for it but Celestia lazily used her magic to fling the noble to her feet.

“P-P-Princess Celestia, how nice of you…to drop in?” Grudge says with a lot of stuttering.

“SILENCE! HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE YOU ARE ABOVE ME PEASANT!” Celestia yelled at the pony cowering at her feet.

Noble Grudge really was pitiful like the hired help he had sent, Celestia felt he should really end his life now.

“So, why DID you do it, why?” Celestia asked with flames roaring on DID.

“H-He was in our way, he was marrying you, if it wasn’t me, somepony else would have!” Grudge says.

“You are pathetic, you really are. I cannot believe it has taken me this long to finally have had enough but sometimes I surprise even myself. But you surprise me also, not the fact that you dared to attack my fiancé but you are right, somepony else would have done this if it weren’t you. Which is why when you are ashes in about ten seconds, all the nobles will BURN! As have all of you servants of gold and linage have been for far too long a thorn in my side for all the little good you all have done” Celestia spat at the noble


(Jason)

I am finally at the house and the front door looked like artillery went through it, we may be too late.

I had heard what had been said about all nobles may be dying to Celestia, this is definitely not good.

“Celestia! Stop this at once!” I said to Celestia as I saw her with who must be Noble Grudge.

“This pony has committed High Treason! And his kind was planning the same, for far too long as I have said before, have the nobles been a thorn in my side” Celestia said to me.

“That does not excuse killing this pony in cold blood for revenge” I say to her.

“You would have done the same, Jason!” Celestia shouted at me.

To be honest, she sort of has a fair point there but that's beside the point.

“Perhaps, but is that we are? Beings who murder those who wronged us? Because if that’s what we are then we are just as bad as the nobles, Discord, Chrysalis and even Nightmare Moon” I say to her.

“Please, help me!” The noble begs me.

Just as pathetic as the hired help he sent…

“BE SILENT!” Celestia roared as she sent flames to Grudge.

“Celestia NO!” I shouted at her as I went to stop her.

Too late, he was burning for a few seconds in which he screamed in agony and then he turned to ash and then the ash was vaporized in a matter of 10 seconds. It was…sickening to watch.

FATALITY!

“TIA!” I heard Luna’s shout from the doorway

Where were you 30 seconds ago? That said Luna was not happy.

“Luna, stay out of this!” Celestia says to Luna.

“We shall not, you intend harm upon some of our subjects, and just because one noble has done treason does not mean thou should punish all of them” Luna says.

“And then what? Punish one at a time once they all decide to do something rash when we could solve the problem once and for all? You have no idea how much suffering there is to be had when you watch noble after noble each thinking the world owes them everything! When is our time, Luna? When do we get a simple hello from somepony we don’t know, to have a love life without having the paparazzi following us around or this happening? Never it seems! Because both our lives seems devoted to some creator’s will to let us suffer these unbearable types and put on a fake smile, I. AM. DONE! No more!” Celestia says with such anger that scared me and just about any other pony.

“Celestia? If you do not want pestering by douchebag types like nobles then what do you want? Truly? I want to know what it is” I asked Celestia.

I am not sure what she will answer to be honest right now.

“Just to settle down with you, perhaps a foal some point in the future, leave something for Equestria to have because I can’t do this forever, Luna can’t. Twilight and Cadence have yet to live a long time, one day they will be the Princesses that everypony thinks of when the Royal sisters are gone. Right now, I just want to be with you, find some other meaning to my own life other than raising the same damned solar ball every day and listening to sordid problems of my subjects that could be solved if they simply used their brains.” Celestia confesses her wishes.

But it can’t happen like this, Celestia. Not yet, one step at a time.

“Celestia, I love you. You know I do with all my heart, but this anger will not further any advance towards the future you want. With love, many emotions come other than that stoic mask and fake smile you put on, and do you think I do not watch my own soon to be wife in a court? I have seen the weariness of the same thing, we need to get you out of this repressment of emotion. Killing the nobles will provide more consequences then rewards. Sure they are a pain in the ass but that’s life Celestia, you need to go hard and you go home. Celestia, you need help and Luna, Twilight, everypony will offer their help, including me.” I say to her.

“Jason’s right Tia, we art one big family, so we request thou calms down and we talk, like proper mares, not foolish foals revenging on schoolyard bully” Luna says

Celestia’s flames die down and she seems back to normal…hopefully for a long while. I walk up to Celestia, I know she will not burn me or anything of the sort, I give her a hug, a warmth of the sun hug I loved so much (One day, there shall be a way to harvest that feeling for all to enjoy), the aura around our bodies happened again.

“Come on Celly, let’s get to work on making that future a reality shall we? Or at least after a good snuggle session” I say to her.

“Snuggle session sounds good” Celestia says to me.

Hey, between you and me, maybe some point after I get married, I may get some kids and they’ll be the best damn kids you have ever seen! And even if they somehow aren’t, I’ll be proud of them in the future, I can Pinkie Promise that will happen.