Celestia is next to me, in her date dress again and we are outside my house again. The stars were shining behind Celestia but a sunny aura was glowing from Celestia herself. Her eyes were as beautiful as the planet itself, nay much more that the planet as a whole itself, I was getting closer to Celestia.
“I had a really nice time out tonight” Celestia says with a beaming smile on her face.
“As did I, Celestia” I replied back, a smile also on my face that would rival Pinkie Pie's.
Our faces were close together until Celestia closed her eyes and went for the kiss, our lips were almost there annnndddd….
“Jason, you in there?” Dash asks.
“Huh? What? Oh hey Dash, wassup?” I awoke from my daydream...unfortunately.
“We’re almost at Canterlot” Dash says.
Oh yes, we are on the train to Canterlot, turns out they want an announcement speech “They” being the public and Celestia told me about this so I have to get to Canterlot. Oh and Dash, how dare you interrupt my daydream? I thought we was friends! Nah only kidding, she’s cool.
Canterlot for the life of me is probably going to be the death of me ironically. I mean there’s the nobles, the one place is a huge target for villians and most of the all the snobs of which I could knock them senseless if I could get away with it, like that Jet Set guy. The Castle is alright, it has Celestia and Luna around even though Luna scares me, it’d take somepony like Discord or Chrysalis to get to Canterlot although Chrysalis’ love drain was the only reason she won that fight with Celestia.
But it was still old fashioned compared to other cities like Manehattan, Las Pegasus, Applewood and San Neighfrisco. Perhaps Celestia still has an attachment for the old ways or just the rich really enjoy antique things and old-fashion stuff. Or they are all secretly hipsters deep down. Suddenly a most laughable image of the nobles dressing like hipsters came to my head at that thought.
When I got to Canterlot, the whole press was there, guess somepony told them all but Luna had come to teleport me to the castle. I swear I should be thankful they don’t charge teleportation fees cause it’s getting really handy. Hey, if they ever get out of a Princess job, they could always provide teleportation services or something.
Right, back on topic! Luna is right next to me and we haven’t said a word in the minute we’ve been next to each other. I’m surprised she hasn’t started asking about the kiss, no way in hell Celestia didn’t tell Luna about it, it’s practically mare gossip.
“So, we hear mine sister and thou kissed” Luna says probably sharpining knifes in her mind.
Well there goes the surprise…
“Uh, yeah sorta happened, no idea how that happened, heh heh, but yeah” I nervously say back.
“Thou had better watch thyself in future with thou advances” Luna gives me that look.
“Look she came onto me first while we looking into each other eyes, it was a trance and I won’t deny, I enjoyed that kiss” I say quickly.
“Thou…what? Art thou saying thy kiss was enjoyable?” Luna asks
“Yeeeesssssss…” I answer slowly
FLEE YOU FOOL! FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIFES!
“We art in acceptance with thy actions for now, but remember, if you go against mine sister’s wishes, force her into something or hurt mine sister somehow, thou knows what we shall do to thee” Luna gives a “You fuck up, I kill you till you’re dead” look.
“I remember, so what do I do here again?” I ask to change the subject.
“Thou will do naught but smile and wave at necessary points and just be present during Tia’s announcement” Luna explains.
Where does that sound familiar? Oh yeah, Tirek Incident, Twilight complaining about being Princess is all smile and waving, at least you can fake confidence with it. Not feeling confident? Just smile and wave! Approved by our local crazy Princess, Twilight Sparkle. Call now and you can receive a one-on-one lesson by the Princess herself.
The doors open and Celestia comes in and hugs me with a kiss on the cheek…in front of Luna…
‘Does that mean we’re technically in a relationship?’ Heart asks
‘DANGER! MASSIVE HEAT LEVELS DETECTED ON HEAD LEVEL!’ Brain was going haywire.
My face is so hot, but her body is so snuggly and warm…what the fuck did I just think?
‘Oh quit denying it! You totally enjoyed that hug’ Brain says to me.
‘Jason and Celestia, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!’ Heart starts singing.
‘Oh shut up Heart!’ I told my heart to shut up.
‘Make me’ Heart challenges.
‘Fine, no dialogue for you for the rest of the chapter’ I accepted that challenge.
‘You wouldn’t!’ Heart is shocked.
‘I just did’ I said simply.
‘Wait wh-‘ Heart started but I interrupted him.
‘Byyyeeeeeee’ I finished him.
So yeah, hug happened, Celestia just acted full like a happy mare for once, or a young one, like Lyra, when she’s not having a crazy fetish about my hands. You'd think she'd be more stoic, ah I don't even know, mares are mystery.
“Hi Celestia, how’s it going?” I greet my fiancé
“Very well Jason, yourself” Celestia says with the brightest expression.
“Um, fine, nothing too positive, nothing too negative in the world, you seen Rainbow anywhere?” I answer Celestia question.
“She’s outside, she’ll be waiting for you when we are done doing what we must do” Celestia answers my question.
“So, just smiling and waving it is for me then?” I ask Celestia.
“I’m afraid so, you rather remind me of Twilight around the Tirek incident” Celestia says with the memory of Tirek coming up again.
“To be honest with you Tia, I wouldn’t want to be stuck smiling and waving, kind of be a waste of Princess power if you ask me” I confess my feelings.
Yes I just called Celestia, Tia. And yes, I think smiling and waving is not the way to go, just the fake smiles and stuff, it makes your sanity die inside. Anywho, we go outside to the balcony and there is a crowd of ponies…I hate crowds, especially when you’re in them and some guy takes up all the freaking room and does not budge.
“My fellow ponies, as you no doubt may know by now, Jason the human and Myself have been seen together in romantic interest, I will not deny this fact, in fact, we are soon to be married” Celestia talks to the crowd
GAAAAASPP!
What a twist! Oh wait, I’m the person marrying Celestia, of course it isn’t a twist! But seriously, it’s like Celestia told them she stabbed a pony.
I look to Luna and she’s all smile and wavy, SMILE AND WAVE DAMN IT! Smile and wave, Smile and wave, smile and wave…smile and wave…smile…and…wave…
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ…
“Jason! Pay attention” Luna quickly hit me in the shoulder.
“Oops, sorry” I whispered an apology.
“Jason, would you like to say a few words?” Celestia says
“Oh…um sure” I say
I walked in front of the crowd to the right of the balcony as Celestia came next to Luna.
“Um, hello citizens of Equestria, it’s with…great pleasure that I announce that I am indeed marrying the same mare who co-rules this fine kingdom and raises the burning ball in the sky that provides us the necessary stuff to survive. I do not take this lightly, as she is such an amazing mare that if I did hurt her as a mare by my actions, I’d encourage you to end my life there.” I talked to the crowd.
A door opened behind me, there were two, once on the right behind me and the left where we came from, probably just Dash in the background watching, I’d think if she weren’t there she’d be hovering in the crowd.
“Honestly, can you imagine such a great mare to be able to marry? Perhaps that’s how Prince Shining Armor feels about his wife, Princess Cadence, rest assured, Celestia and I will make sure we will-“ I continued on.
BOOM!
I suddenly felt my back get launched as I flew off the balcony and aiming for the slanted roof below…OH SHIIIIIII-
SPLAT!
To be continued…