//------------------------------// // Oh look, turns out I was Dating Princess Celestia the whole time...oops. // Story: So you are suddenly a soon-to-be husband to a Sun-Goddess. // by TheDawsonator1 //------------------------------// You know, the picnic under the stars wasn’t so bad after all, but now it’s time for the reveal, the revealing of where the public knows we are marrying. You know that shit-eating grin you get when you suddenly have won a prize and now you’re sort of showing it off to everybody as they’re stating at you in jealousness or awe or something similar? Yeah that’s happening right about now, except I wasn’t doing it on purpose, I am kind of trying to do the “Oh yeah, I’m dating Celestia,” all like it’s nothing special. So it was eight o’clock at night, ponies were still out and the ones that were out were turning their heads speaking along the lines of “Is that, Jason…and Celestia!?”. It was glorious confusion, oh such glorious confusion. I mean ponies were literally coming out to see for themselves so much that they may have seen Jesus walk through town…well Celestia is a goddess of the sun…soooo it’s close I suppose. We arrive at the restaurant, it’s like the only restaurant you’d sort of date at in Ponyville, I mean don’t get me wrong, there’s Sugarcube Corner, Hayburger and stuff but they’re like lunch time catch up places or something. Anywho, Celestia speaks up. “One table, reserved under Celestia” Celestia says all casually to the guy at the front desk. “Your highness, it is good to see you again, I shall lead you to your table” the pony lead us both to the table we reserved “Thank you very much” Celestia thanks the pony as we get seated. “You are most welcome, your highness and to you too, sir. Though I must ask, forgive me, are you two…dating?” The pony asks us very curiously “Dating? We are actually engaged” I say to the pony with a grin. “Y-You’re marrying?” The pony was in disbelief. “Yes, that’s correct” Celestia clarifies. The pony then fainted on the ground…was it something I said? Poor stallion, thankfully another waiter showed up to take him somewhere else and then left us to our menus. “I do have that effect on ponies, this is not the first time a pony has fainted in my presence” Celestia says with a smile, apparently not too concerned about the pony. “I’d imagine so” I reply. Imagine if all her life not one person ever fainted…that’d be a damn record. “So, what’s being a Princess like?” I ask curiously. “Oh, I would say it has its ups and downs, I love ruling a nation but I some of my subjects can be a hoofful” Celestia says “I see, I don’t see good things from some subjects, especially the nobles, between you and me but I honestly hate Prince Blueblood, that guy needs to be dumped at the bottom of a well” I say truthfully. “I rather dislike him, but I do not think dumping him in the bottom of a well would solve problems” Celestia says to me. “Yeah, he would teleport, or we could cut of his horn and then throw him down the well” I answer back. “Jason, we are not going to throw Prince Blueblood down a well. (As much as the idea entertains me)” Celestia says sternly. “Awwww, so uh…” I start but a waiter comes back. “Your Highness, Sir, have you chosen what you would like tonight?” the waiter asks the pair of us. “I might have the Spaghetti please” I say my order. “A Hay and daisy sandwich if you wouldn’t mind” Celestia says what she wants. “Spaghetti and Hay and Daisy sandwich, will that be all?” The waiter asks. “No, we should be fine with those” Celestia says to the waiter. The waiter goes to get our orders, meanwhile there are some cameras outside the restaurant, took them long enough. Must have been here for 15 minutes by now. “The cameras are here” I say to Celestia, pointing in the direction of the cameras. “So they are, just ignore them Jason, they’ll click for a while” Celestia advises. “Do they have to be in the bush? Seriously, that bush is distracting.” I ask Celestia why they must be in that damned bush. “Oh paparazzi practically make bushes their trademark spot, you’d think ponies would learn by this point, also I notice my former student, Miss Rarity, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash have joined in on the spying” Celestia points out. “Huh?” I look around Celestia was pointing to the left of the cameras and sure enough I saw the four ponies who immediately ducked after I looked their direction. “Oh, Rainbow Dash sort of knew but Rarity must of blabbed about me having a date when I got my suit, I didn’t say it was you” I say. “I understand, I have heard from Twilight that Rarity is a bit…gossipy, reminds me of a mare I knew in my early days, her cutie mark was actually gossip itself if you would believe it, had to use a spell on her to stop gossiping too many secrets” Celestia says in a matter-of-fact tone. You get three guesses as to what her profession was. But anywho, not much happened, I mean we talked for another 30 minutes, our dinner arrived (Very delicious by the way), and more talking just to make sure ponies found out and there were a lot by the time we were making our way out to pay the bill. Celestia being rich and all because she's a Princess tried to pay for it, but I was raised well damn you! I paid half the bill in the end and damn the expense! DAMN IT I SAY! Now there was a whole ARMY of paparazzi hanging outside the restaurant Celestia did us a favor and teleported the pair of to my house. We landed at my house, we turned the lights on and our date was at an end. “I enjoyed tonight, if I say so myself” Celestia starts the conversation “I did too, I didn’t know dating could be so much fun, the picnic part at least” I reply honestly. “Yes, I am rather a fan of starlight picnics, I must thank Luna when I get back.” Celestia made herself a reminder to thank Luna. “Celestia, I want to do it again sometime, just me and you under the starlight, I loved it, I really did.” I say honestly “As did I, when a suitable time comes, I will contact you, I only wish I had done this sooner” Celestia says truthfully as well. “Well, humans were never wisdom-ish in chasing a fair lady for a date” I put in my Earth experience of guys chasing after girls. “I do believe the same is with stallions” Celestia remembers that being the case. We just went all silent, you ever start to analyze everything or some thoughts just start happening…that was happening and right now it was Celestia, sure she had some hay stuck on her face but I swear she still have pure white light glowing out of her, that or my brain has forgotten to turn “Romance” mode off. Still, I swear there was music coming from somewhere too, that better not be the magic of music coming to claim my soul. She was just smiling, there’s something about that smile, it just tells you that the whole world could be burning, your end will be nigh but you still feel like you’re on top of the world and every little thing is gonna be alright. She looks like a damned angel I tell you, ponies don’t know what they are but the Angel depictions are lacking compared to her. I couldn't help but smile too, smiling is good for, builds happiness and stuff. ARRRGH! Enough of those thoughts, I was almost lost there for a second. Wait a moment, I’m staring into her eyes…so beautiful…wait she’s coming closer to me…what does that tell me when a girl is coming closer to your face? Brain fart right there, can’t help but noticing I’m going closer to Celestia’s face too…oh Kissing….KISSING! AW HELL NAW! Too late! Our lips were kissing…holy fucking shit! Celestia’s lips tasted like Strawberry cake…it’s like my lips were being given a blowjob…okay wrong metaphor or something but holy shit did my lips like it (You know? I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT!). I kissed back and embraced it, not too late to pull back and…Celestia pulled out, uh not that pull out you dirty minded freak. Oh god, Celestia’s blushing…am I blushing too, I can feel my face heating up…did she realize what she just did? I know we just fucking kissed! “Wow…um…” I started “I-I have no idea why I did that...” Celestia stammers quietly. “No, no. It uh…” I couldn’t say what “It” was…my words weren’t working. “I-I better go, S-See you a-around, Jason.” Celestia says very nervously as she starts to trot off. Celestia just teleported away, leaving me in front of my house, I am very fucking confused…maybe I should either just get a drink or just go to bed…tonight has been fun but just then…I have no idea what the fuck just happened. One moment I was saying good-bye and then we just kissed! I just wanted to give this a shot, I didn't think we'd be KISSING! Wait until Dash hears about this one. I’ll hit the hay actually, besides, tomorrow is gonna be long..