//------------------------------// // When Alicorns Prank, they don't mess around. // Story: So you're about to be a father with a Sun-Goddess. // by TheDawsonator1 //------------------------------// One year after So you are a soon to be husband to a sun goddess… Celestia and I were walking through the hallways towards Luna’s room in the castle, well more like sneaking in stealthy outfits, although for Celestia it’s just there for fun because a wavy mane and tail with bright colours really gives Celestia away. But anywho we were launching a stealth op on pranking Princess Luna and why not look the part while we were at it? So we’re pranking Luna, how you ask, O being from beyond the computer screen that I somehow know you are there despite the illogicalness and impossibility of knowing you are there? Well I’m glad you asked! Basically we have a special lotion, we apply some to the face and Luna will look like an absolute nightmare! Well Nightmare Moon to be exact and I’ll leave it to you to imagine what comes next. This was my wife’s idea by the way, Celestia’s quite the pranker when you leave her bored on a throne for a few hours to plan her next prank, especially after a whole serious thing happening before that boring few hours happens. But back to the point, Celestia had cast a spell to make the guards completely not register the fact we were going in, in fact, we were invisible to them as far as they were concerned. We went in with Luna sleeping off her night duties, I had gloves on so the lotion wouldn’t go on me and Celestia squeezed some out onto my hands and I rubbed it on Luna’s sleeping face, all while trying to not laugh at the potential results. With our work done, we snuck out, closed the door behind us quietly and ran off laughing, it’s gonna be so good when Luna wakes up. About 3 hours and 13 minutes and 23 seconds later… Luna went outside and we were on our way to “wake” her up, I mean if she hadn’t have woken up for her Night duties yet we would have done it but she’s outside the door and the effects have taken place, the guards were looking at Luna with a terrified look. “Good evening Sister, Jason, how fare thee this day?” Luna asked in her still-not-using-modern-language talk. We just looked at her like she really was Nightmare Moon in response. “What is the matter with thee? Our guards are looking at us with frightened looks as though we hath become the Nightmare again” Luna asks us. One guard had enough of being terrified and started to run. “NIGHTMARE MOON! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!” The guard shouted as he ran off. “Tia…what did thou do?” Luna asked Celestia suspiciously. “Jason, let's run, Nightmare Moon has definitely returned I'm afraid.” Celestia looked at me. “Yeah, smell you later Nightmare Moon!” I waved as we ran for it. “TIA! GET BACK HERE! THOU SHALT NOT GET AWAY! Luna yelled as we ran. Celesita and I ran for it as we lead Luna into the dining room, we ran for it as an angry Luna was behind us (She still terrifies me you know). We opened the door to see the bearers of Harmony waiting with their elements as Luna appeared. “Tia, Jason, thou have some nerve terrifying my guard” Luna said dangerously. “Bearers, now!” I say to them. Yeah, I kind of left that part out, we kind of got the Elements of Harmony in on this prank for this part. Ahem, The Elements of Harmony glowed and their ponies lifted in the air ready to strike Luna down. “NOOO! NOT AGAIN! TIA! STOP!” Luna yelled Suddenly the Elements stopped (because Celestia was doing the illusion anyway) and we went to the Luna who had her eyes closed and uttered together: “Got you Luna!” Luna looked up and saw this was all a prank and looked at Celestia and I. “Thou know this act is one of war” Luna says to us in reply. “We know, we’ll be waiting” I say to Luna Let me say, when Princesses go to Prank wars, they go all out, nopony is spared, not even the children…especially the children. It was later that night, a long day with Celesita’s day court (and remembering I’m a Prince by marriage is quite the pain sometimes, so I guess I suffer with my dear Cel-bear (Not saying that again) in a way). “Well, today’s finally over. Thought It’d never end” I say honestly. “I agree, it’s days like today that make myself wonder how I have ever managed 1000 years alone” Celestia says as she took off all the royal stuff she wears. “Well you do have a Love Princess in the Crystal Empire, a successful student in Ponyville that is now Princess of Friendship, your sister and a rather handsome husband who would never stop loving you for a second now, I’d say the 1000 years was a test and this is the reward” I say to her with an assuring smile. I couldn’t help but stare at Celesita, she’s beautiful without the royal things she wears, I keep forgetting what they are called beyond crown, I just call the other bits necklaces and some horseshoe things. I just like Natural beauty, have you ever seen a mare that uses almost no makeup but when she puts on the royal look she looks like she has used a fair amount of makeup when she really hasn't? I always thought girls that use a lot of makeup try too hard and kind of turn me off, you know what I mean? But back to the point, I couldn’t help but stare at Celestia, it’s hard not to, I’d like to see you try and if you can avoid it you have no taste in beauty. “Jason? Are you staring at me again?” Celestia asks me as she noticed me staring. “Well…yes. Can you blame me for appreciating such a beautiful mare?” I put my charm on. “You say that all the time” Celestia says to me. “And I’ll say it again and again because it’s true” I reply. Thank my wife Dash isn’t around, she’s be puking with the sappiness going on right now but when you marry and really love each other, it’s like common and it’s just…yeah, you get the picture. Lots of love and corny compliments. "What do you say we wind down after today's fun?" I ask Celestia about you know? BOWCHICKAWOWWOW! "So this is the reason for the compliments?" Celestia asks me. "Yes, but that's not to say the compliments aren't true" I replied back with a smile. Well to be honest, you would have lots of sex with your partner if you get annoyed with stuff like Day court everyday. “So, dibs on top” I say to Celestia after a bit. I pin Celestia down on the bed and got on top, however she cheated (used magic) and she was on top. “Uh, guess you’re on top” I say as Celestia gave me a seductive looking smile. Just putting it out there, thank the creator there are soundproof spells and condom spells and such, else nopony would ever do it in the castle unless they were rebel like that...ten bucks says the guy Luna finds for love is totally a rebel...