So you are suddenly a soon-to-be husband to a Sun-Goddess.

by TheDawsonator1


All it takes is one bad day...

So, I think the friendship meter has raised sufficiently enough as I have finally become friends with Twilight Sparkle, Spike…well he’s a work in progress around with Rarity…let’s just say the little guy won’t let go. Hey, don’t judge the poor dragon! It’s hard out there when you get rejected.

That said, it’s snowing now because it’s almost Hearth’s Warming (It snows so far away from the Winter gig because of those frozen dudes that feed on disharmony, ah I forget their name…this is going to bugging me all day) so Rainbow was making sure the snow was all well and good in Ponyville.

Meanwhile, I am in Canterlot with Celestia, well not right now but later, she has to do her duties, not even love gets in the way of that, is there no force that can stop the dreaded forces of duty? Not likely.

I remained in a room just with thoughts as I stared out (I was nowhere near windows or anything, hey! When you get pushed out you tend not to go near those things that can cause these situations again, I’d like to see you try), I’ve been on this planet for 3 years, no internet, no video games, nothing and somehow I haven’t gone crazy, just how is that? I guess all the crazy around here keeps you occupied.

Can I tell you a secret? I’m kind of worried about Celestia. Not about our relationship just her and her emotions, she hides behind a smile so much that other emotions have been repressed for so long. When I saw her angry I felt like she was going to blow up everything, I fear Equestria would flood is she cried in sadness. But news about finding the noble responsible is getting real close, it could be today or tomorrow I am told, Celestia is still a bit angry about what happened before, I am worried that she’ll flat out kill the guy/girl.

Does the culprit deserve it? Perhaps, but I don’t want him killed, I want him punished, I want him to really regret it, but part of me thinks he should rot in a restless afterlife for all eternity. Would Luna approve of that? What about Twilight and Rainbow Dash? Or even would if somehow my parents or Celestia’s parents (Whoever they are) saw what might happen, would they share any approval? I would like to think no.

Perhaps I should get Celestia to come to terms with her emotions, I do not think repressing emotions for such a long time is not a good thing.


With Celestia…

Celestia was at her wits end, it was another day sure but Princess Celestia was starting to get sick of these days, it was the same thing everyday and a mare can only have so much patience and stoicness before she blows a fuse.

Celestia would rather be snuggling with Jason right now than listen to another arrogant noble, she’d rather be living a daydream of love than one more second of her little ponies petitioning for such pointless things, don’t these ponies have mayors in their towns for such things?

The current pre-school squabble was about some mare throwing eggs at a noble’s house after said noble apparently called the mare “A word for you that we don’t use in high-society” in the most sneering tone ever.

And here they were arguing over each other like fillies…no she knew certain fillies acting way more mature than this, The Cake Twins acted much more mature and they only speak a few words.

The thoughts too were truly starting to get to Celestia too.

‘How is it that I have lived this for millennia and now this is bugging me?’ Celestia thinks to herself.

‘Simple Tia, it’s anger. Here you are, sitting like a helpless foal as the ponies before you argue like foals. Hear that? That’s the sound of your patience finally cracking’ a voice sounding like Chrysalis speaks out in Celestia’s head.

‘The Great Princess Celestia, banisher of many bad ponies is meeting her sanity’s end at two mere subjects, such embarrassment this is causing for you’ a Nightmare Moon voice mocks Celestia.

‘Be Quiet the pair of you!' Celestia shouted at the pair of them.

‘Ignore us all you want Celly, but you are finally having a bad day and you think you can survive anything but as the pair of us know…’ “Chrysalis” says to Celestia.

‘…you think you’re invincible that you can’t be fazed by petty emotion but all it takes is one bad day…and you’ll end up JUST. LIKE. US!’ “Nightmare Moon' says right in Celestia’s head very loudly.

The pair of ponies in front of Celestia had finally started their fighting in the physical zone and Celestia’s sanity has officially broken.

“ENOOOOUUUUGGGHHH!! Can’t you creator-damned foals just act mature FOR FIVE MINUTES!?” Celestia has shouted at the pair of them.

Everypony and it damn well meant EVERY PONY including the guards and Swift Scribe (Celestia’s faithful assistant) was literally shocked and quieted.

“Okay! So here’s the deal, YOU!” Celestia pointed at the mare, “Just because a noble insults DOES NOT MEAN you throw eggs at his house! I swear if everypony gets offended this much over insults, I might get my scientist ponies to stop their productive work to spend time on egg-repelling spells! Because if hear this one more time I am going the throw that Pony at a window! Now YOU!” Celestia went at the noble, “I have had enough of your kind with you heads so far up that it’s gone in your flanks and if you would just stop with this elitist bunch of feather droppings maybe ponies might respect you. So the pair of you go! Get out of my sight and tell the rest of the ponies that if anything is like this, I order them to begone NOW!” Celestia had finished her shouting.

The pair of Ponies clearly scurried out the door like frightened ponies and a guard entered with urgent news.

“Your Highness, urgent news!” the new arrival spoke.

“And what now?” Celestia spoke in an annoyed tone.

“The Culprit’s location has been found, your highness” The guard says

Celestia had a smile, not a warm one but a satisfying “at last, justice will be served” smile.

Swift Scribe did not like Celestia’s angry outburst, she felt that were it not for Jason’s intervention, the hired pony would be six hooves under. She had read the reports, she was afraid that maybe her boss had finally cracked and she was starting to get those flames she had been told about in the reports she had looked over.

Swift Scribe knew Luna would be resting but she needed the human’s help, the culprit’s life may be at stake, she truly cared about her boss, and she didn’t want to see her boss like this but it seems she’s going to need some help.

Celestia had left the throne room and Swift Scribe immediately set off to go find Jason Anderson, he may be the only one that could help…