"I've got crabs."

Those three little words, spoken to Rainbow Dash over the phone, set Canterlot High School on fire.

Because even though most of the student body has forgiven Sunset Shimmer for her past transgressions and she has more friends than ever now, some gossip is just too juicy to ignore.

Besides, everybody's more than a little curious as to the finer details--and who else might be dealing with the same problem.

(Rated Teen for discussion of sensitive topics.)

This story is a sequel to Unicorn Horns Are Made Of Candy

(Actually, it's a prequel.)

Dr. Doofenshmirtz has a plan to turn the horns of all of the rude truck drivers in the Tri-State Area into candy, but when his Other Dimension-inator gets activated, things don't turn out the way he intended.

Written for ocalhoun's Big 250k Contest.

After my last fanfic, you guys deserve a comedy.

Anthony and Ian are transported to Equestria by the teleporting fat guy. Hilarity ensues.

When Deadpool ends up in Ponnyville due to a teleporter malfunction, he must figure out a way to fix it before the changelings can use it to go to earth, and he'll need all the help he can get, but until then Deadpool explores the new world, freaking out ponies, and having plenty of fun.

Spike was always an odd child. Growing up as the son of Princess Celestia, his only friends were his mother's protege, Twilight Sparkle, and the groundskeeper's son, Garble. But when his life is shattered before his eyes, Spike is revealed to have terrifying powers. Fearing for Spike's well-being, Celestia sends Twilight and Spike to Ponyville so that he may learn to contain the animal inside him. Here they will make both new friends........and enemies.

My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro.

Wolverine and the X-Men belong to Marvel Comics

Zim has finally decide to take his mission to a different city WITHOUT DIB ruining it. But he picked the wrong city to do it to! Not only is Dib on his case , Adagio Dazzle ,the fallen siren, also saw him not in his disguise, and because she decided to make friends with some of the Rainbooms, they believe her as well. Expectionally Sunset Shimmer, Dagi's BFF. Will Zim be able to finish the mission with more people on his case?

Crossover with Invader Zim

A hero, a leader is born during her darkest moments that she alone must fight to see the light. In the cold dark forest.

Tomb raider crossover

When a mysterious ship appears in Equestria, the Cutie Mark Crusaders take the opportunity to get their cutie marks in sailing. Unfortunately, said ship belongs to the Outworld Emperor Shao Kahn, and is collecting combatants for the latest Mortal Kombat tournament. Now, Twilight Sparkle and her friends are forced to enter the tournament to save their friends and stop Kahn from taking over the world.

Crossover fic based loosely on the 1995 MK movie. Violence tends towards the comedic variety rather than hardcore blood and gore.

Billy and Jimmy Lee have done a lot of fighting. Beating the Black Warriors. Shredding the Shadow Master. Necked the Princess Noiram. Tagged with Battletoads.
But nothing could compare with those moments when Marian fades from sight in front of the two brothers. Where did she go? What can they do?
With only one hope left to them in the very power of love that had led to the end of Skullmageddon's reign of terror, The Lee Brothers clasp hands together and use it to go after Marian and bring her back.

War. War never changes, no matter what side you're on. In a place where the only things that are black and white are the stripes on your coat, our heroes must survive the Savanna and reveal the dark story of their Empire's past, all while a new horror is developing around them.