The time comes in every newly-ascended Princess' life when she needs to date a pony or something more becoming of her stature. What could be more appropriate than a centaur?
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You never expected your wish to go to Equestria to mostly come true, and you never expected to meet Flash Sentry, and you never realized just how little documentation you need to rent a woodchipper.
This will end well.
With an audio reading by ShadowOfCygnus
Mild gore, second person, sex tag for innuendo
As fillies, they were the terror of Ponyville. Then, they grew up and ultimately grew apart. Now in their twilight years, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon have one last chance to see one another again.
It was supposed to be an easy delve. In, explore, and out.
Instead Daring Do finds herself wandering through an endless corridor, wishing for nothing more than to see the sky once more. And when she reaches the end of the maze, she discovers something waiting for her that hasn't felt the sun for a long, long time. Something very lonely.
And hungry.
Applejack stumbles upon Rarity late one night inside Twilight Sparkle's castle.
According to popular myth, girls don't fart.
Yeah, we all know that's a load.
Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, and Fluttershy are having a slumber party, having a good time as friends, when the unexpected happens.
Someone farts and stinks up the whole room.
None of them will admit they did it. Each of them is blaming one of the others.
Can a fart destroy friendship?
Twilight Sparkle awakens one morning to find all of Ponyville wholly consumed by a spreading cloud of white.
Hopefully The Stranger inside her castle can help her understand what this all means.
In the stars, a hundred years' journey away, the alicorns gather, to mourn, to mate, and to give birth to the new. They call to their sisters across the galaxies, and Celestia hears them.
Meanwhile, Dotted Line wants her to review tax rebate applications.
(2nd place out of 113 in the "No Regrets" write-off. Dotted Line is from "Whom the Princesses Would Destroy" by GhostOfHeraclitus. Picture by Earthsong9405 & AquaGalaxy, found by Georg. Reading by Super Trampoline. Russian translation by Doof Ex Machina.)
Now that Earth and Equestria have made contact, lots of ponies dream of visiting Earth, and while tourist visas are hard to come by, a few lucky students each year can participate in a foreign-exchange program.
Silver Glow is one of those lucky ponies.
She thought she was prepared for Earth, but can you ever be fully prepared for a truly foreign exchange?