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This story is a sequel to Conflagration


Once a human, now a mare.
The soul and mind that crossed over into Equestria and inhabited a wanted criminal now struggles to find meaning, trust and most importantly of all, friends.

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Am I dead?
No. I can feel my limbs. They're numb. I can't move.
Have I been captured?
There's a sound. Voices. Women. Talking about me.
Oh God—there's something attached to my spine!


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Audiobook by Scribbler Productions.
An entry for The Most Dangerous Game.
Speedpaint of the cover art.
Edited by GaryOak.
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Note: The rewriting has started!
Magnus is the sole survivor of a colony ship headed towards Betelgeuse. The ship gets thrown off course when a huge asteroid slams into the ship, which is then pulled into a black hole.

When the ship exits on the other side, he finds himself alone and in an unfamiliar shape. His only companion, an advanced A.I named Ana keeps him slightly sane during their six thousand year voyage through unknown space in a nearly derelict ship.

Everything changes when they find a small blue planet teeming with life.

The old version can be found here: Link

Editing by: Lab
All art by: Mister Aibo, DeviantArt, Fimfiction Profile

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Most people's lives are fairly routine, they wake up, go to work, come back home and go to sleep, then repeat. I thought my life would be like this, just another gear in the machine of society rolling along every day for my whole life. If it weren't for one certain surprise my life would probably have become just that. As I would soon learn, the best things in life are never what you see coming, but rather what you never imagined would happen, and meeting her was one of the best surprises of my life.

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For seven months I've been with one of the best girls imaginable. We're living together, we're doing well in school- I'd never believe I could ever be this happy.

I also could never believe that, on the night of my 25th birthday, I would look in the mirror and see my hair and eyes turning green.

Nor would I believe that, within the next twenty-four hours I would turn into the queen of a vampiric race of insectile monsters from a cartoon.

Go home, evolution. You're drunk.

(Set in the Five Score universe. ...What do you mean there's already a Chrysalis Five Score story?!)

Fair bit of swearing.

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A freak lightning storm, strange lights, and an unassuming, yet mysterious stone obelisk. What do these things have to do with an average college student from North Tonawanda? At first, nothing. But when nineteen year-old Connor lets his curiosity get the better of him and lands in the center of a cosmic coincidence, he probably should have left well enough alone.

Now he finds himself stranded in an impossible world where magic is real, and "normal" takes on a whole new meaning. A world populated by sentient creatures calling themselves "ponies." A stranger in a strange land, Connor's yearning for answers and a way back to Earth will try both his patience and his sanity in the days following his arrival, even with the support of his new equine friends. But as he witnesses his life slowly spiral out of control, he will call into question his definition of home, humanity, destiny, and what it means to truly belong.

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Rated Teen just in case for occasional swearing. This story takes place shortly after the end of Season 2, and the main character is from an Earth where MLP never existed (in order to preserve proper characterization). Or just assume he's never heard of it, that works too.

The title is not an Evangelion reference, I was just inspired by the wording scheme.

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Takes place in an alternate universe where Celestia and Luna used the Elements of Harmony to slay King Sombra.


Celestia and Luna are no more. The sun and moon have collided, and the heavens torn asunder in the aftermath of their final battle. The Elements of Harmony are missing, presumed forever lost. The fiends of Tartarus are on a rampage, and no one can stop them. And to make things perfect, the ruler of the nation of Boardor has decided to invade.
Desperate, Clover the Clever's last living student gathers together 108 virgin mares, in order to perform a ritual that will revive King Sombra. They succeed... kinda.
A human, in King Sombra's body, suddenly finds himself in an Equestria in a downward spiral with a bunch of technicolor ponies begging him to save them. Convinced that he's either dreaming, stoned, or insane, he tries to go along with it as best he can, although the voice in his head, a very angry voice with a hunger for conquest, crystals, slavery, and stairs, isn't doing much to instill confidence in his own sanity...


New Cover Art By Shadow Bolt!

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Trixie has returned to the only life she hasn't failed at, rock farming. When her old rival comes to help her make amends, she's thrust into an adventure she doesn't want to be on, but it may be what she needs to reclaim her confidence as the Great and Powerful Trixie she once was.

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The Black Dog.

To some, it’s a hellish harbinger of doom, a bringer of calamity and tragedy, a devil to revile, to hate… to fear.

To others, it’s a benevolent being of heart, its nature simply misunderstood, in truth a defender, a protector… a guardian.

To you, it’s just a mascot you felt was appropriate, a badge to wear on your shoulder, its fearsome and menacing visage and maligned reputation fitting and apt for the terrible work you do.

You are forced to confront your lack of consideration on the matter when you’re thrust into a new world, one innocent and pure, untouched by the kinds of taints you carry. A peaceful and idyllic land…

Just ripe for the picking…

But it would seem that someone else has designs of their own for your new “home.” Incidents of an apparent otherworldly nature begin to occur, and an escalation that plunges the land into chaos, tribulations that inflict great suffering on all.

A plight you can sympathize with.

And so you are meant to choose: a death dealer that hides in the shadows, whimsically snuffing out life like so many flickering candle flames? Or a willfully veiled guardian angel, unknown for the sake of those whom you watch over, but a comforting presence felt regardless?

Why not both?

ATTENTION: Second-person perspective

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When Twilight Sparkle became an alicorn, she was surprised. But she was even more surprised to find that her human husband had been transformed with her.

Several months later, an aspiring writer wishes to turn the couple's story into a novel. They gladly tell him how they both adjusted to their new bodies, while Geo struggled to understand his new abilities.

But, of course, they weren't the only ones who had to get used to the sudden change...

Please read the Author's Notes in the Prologue!

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Inspired by an idea given to me by Lord Guffington.

Rated Teen for swearing.

Part of the Alternate Geoverse.

The OC Sweet Tale is owned by the awesome author of the same name, and is used with permission.

Cover art by the equally awesome Ikemtz16!

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