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Set only a week after the banishment of Princess Luna to the moon, the realm of Equestria is in a state of upheaval. Celestia's royal guard attempt to regain control over the vast empire once ruled by dual monarchs, and the young alicorn's actions as a ruler have become a subject of scrutiny after her sister's attempted coup. Two factions have risen in the turmoil: The Knights of the Sun and The Bright Moon.

Far away from the political infighting and sword rattling exists a small mining town on the outskirts of Equestrian territory. Where once the royal guard would have no trouble fending off raids from bandits or other criminals, the panic of the capitol has caused a withdrawal of military forces to more essential cities and trading ports. Completely undefended and without a spell or sword amongst them, this town was soon overrun by a band of bi-pedal canines calling themselves the Diamond Dogs. As brutal as they are lazy, the Diamond Dogs have forced the local population to work until collapse to collect gems from the town mine.

Outraged by his inability to fend off these bandits and thieves, a young unicorn named Bone Marrow tries with all of his might to find his purpose in life - his cutie mark - and hopes that it will be enough to drive off the invaders of his home. He will soon discover that his special talent is far more than he bargained for.

((A Sequel will begin for this story as soon as I finish I Am a Pet Changeling. Stay tuned on Discord! https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB ))

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An experienced thief dies before his time, leaving a mess that God must fix, the solution God thinks of is reincarnating him in the My Little Pony universe with the power of The Gamer.

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Set in the Conversion Bureau universe, A young woman prepares for Conversion, but there is more she wants to change than merely her physical form.

♥ As Featured On Equestria Daily!

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My name was Adam Crune.

I mysteriously woke up to find, I was somehow transformed into Apple Bloom!

Though it's not all rainbows and magic...

Being a Pony in a Human's world, is a most frightening thing.

Will I ever find my place in this world?

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Warning: slightly random concept.

Sweetie Belle is eager to start casting actual spells.

A little too eager.

After things go awry and Sweetie Belle's body goes through some... changes, Twilight steps up to aid in her recovery and teach her to see the bright side of the situation.

After all, turning yourself into a balloon isn't easy. That takes talent... and effort. Whether you'd want to is another matter entirely.

Additional tags: balloon, Twilight mentoring, post-spell rehabilitation, Scootaloo not being the elephant in the room, Sweetie Belle's parents showing up when they are needed, and a notable lack of Rarity. Really, you can note the lack. Also implied cruelty to bullies, which the author does not recommend, condone, or preach in any way, shape or form, and he wouldn't be warning people about it if he could have nice things.

Written for the Balloon Ponies January Contest.

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Shining Armour is the star defensive tackle for the Canterlot High School football team. His prowess is thanks in no small part to his skill, his dedication... and his utterly hulking body.

Contains: anthro, fat ponies, musclegut, American football.

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Pinkie longs to meet Mosh Whiplash, the only pony who parties harder than she does. Unfortunately, he prefers ponies of the plumper persuasion, and unless she can overcome her own metabolism, she won't even get to see him again. Can she put on the necessary weight before he leaves town?

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Yeah, this is one of my weirder stories. I did on request from a forum buddy of mine, and figured I'd use the opportunity to experiment with the style and with writing a type of story I don't usually do. It could probably stand to go through a couple more revisions, but I don't think it's too bad in it's current form.

There's nothing blatantly sexual in here, but the whole "getting fat to impress somepony" thing is bound to weird some people out, so I'm bumping the rating up to teen just to be on the safe side.

Also, the song Mosh is singing is Andrew WK's "Party Hard". Given that Andrew WK is basically Pinkie Pie in human form (seriously, look at his twitter) it seemed fitting.

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This story will contain: 2nd person because there isn't much related to fat, Near immobility/ mobility issues, a spoiled pampered pony, fat, Mint Horse, very light slob, teasing.

Simple story of an obese unicorn living life as all obese unicorns live. Obese and lazy. But this changes this morning as your feeder isn't even around to help you... Now you have to do stuff on your own. There'll still be an obese unicorn, just not as lazy now.

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This story is a sequel to Birds of a Feather


When Midnight finds two stallions just waiting for her to have some fun with in the woods near her woodland cabin, she can't believe her luck. Unfortunately, they prove to not be very eager to come with her... and Midnight is not a mare you say no to, as they will soon find out.

Contains: fat/obese ponies, kidnapping, forced weight gain.

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This story is a sequel to The Sweetest Dessert


It's a big day for the Crystal Empire. The President of Strussia is visiting in order to negotiate a trade deal between the two countries. They've heard that Crystallian food is meant to be pretty good.

Shining can certainly attest to that.

Contains: fat stallions, gluttony, overeating.

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