Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

Flight To The Finish

Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Flight To The Finish

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today had to have been one of the greatest days of my life! We handed Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon their asses, and we get to represent Ponyville in the Equestria Games! I'm really glad Rainbow Dash, Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Belle showed up at the orphanage to cheer me up.

I also learned that just because you have wings, doesn't mean you have to use them. I now know for a fact that I'm fucking awesome on my scooter. So just what is it going to take to get my damn cutie mark? Jump over Ghastly Gorge?

So now I have to go let my friends Aurora and Orion know that we can finally stop stressing over that flight test in Cloudsdale.

Sincerely,
Scootaloo

P.S. I can't believe Snips and Snails thought they had a chance.

Dear Scootaloo,

Hey, it could happen!

Only on The Hub!

-Snips and Snails

Dear Granny Smith,

Way to high hoof the friend of your granddaughter, then proceed to completely ignore your granddaughter.

-AB

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APPLICATION FOR AMENDED BIRTH CERTIFICATE

REQUIRED INFORMATION

1. Applicant's Name: Rainbow Danger Dash
2. Mailing Address: 269 Cumulus Lane
3. City: Ponyville State: Equestria
4. New Name of Registrant: Rainbow Professionalism Dash
5. Full Name of Father: Stormcloud Dash
6. Full Maiden Name of Mother: Firefly Flutter

Comments

[Mikemarksman]

So now I have to go let my friends Aurora and Orion that we can finally stop stressing over that flight test in Cloudsdale.

"Pahaha! My sides!"

...

...

gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Futurama-Oh-I-Made-myself-sad.gif

[infinite scratch]

dash, lol

[Georg]

Application for amended birth certificate is hereby denied due to the overabundance of Awesome in the applicant's nature, far too much to be given the middle name of 'professionalism' unless it was something amazing like Professional Tornado Wrestler or Professional Shark Dentist.

[keaton-furman-prower]

Dear Diary:

Did you know that Ms. Harshwinny actually threatened to sue me for lying unless I changed my middle name to "Professionalism"? What is this, a totalitarian state or something?!

~Rainbow "Sucky-Middle-Name" Dash

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Dear Scootaloo:

Yup, that's a great lesson. Just because you suck at life doesn't mean you can't make others suck with you

Love, Princess "Awesomer-than-thou" Celestia.

P.S.: Tell Rainbow Dash the answer is "Yes"

[vinilscratchedmynose]

......much wow.....

[NightmareBlaze]

So you just referenced about every scootaloo story out there. Rainbow Factory (have you ever though about doing an alternate ending to that like you did with Cupcakes?), that one where she jumps into ghastly gorge (blanking on the name) and every single other one out there. Good job.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

P.S. I can't believe Snips and Snails thought they had a chance.

I can't believe it either. They're like the Team Rocket of MLP, they're only good at screwing up and getting into trouble. But it's not their fault, that's just how life is sometimes.

[Samey90]

Dear Granny Smith,

Way to high hoof the friend of your granddaughter, then proceed to completely ignore your granddaughter.

-AB

Dear Apple Bloom,
Check that envelope labelled "Parental testing results" lying in the kitchen.
Not-your grandmother,
Granny Smith

Btw, for some reason I was convinced that Rainbow Dash's middle name was "Fucking"...

[Changeling-Drone]

I was rooting for snip and snails

[kingtiger666]

So now I have to go let my friends Aurora and Orion that we can finally stop stressing over that flight test in Cloudsdale.

Looks like you're missing a word there.

[Blood Brandy]

3626846

Dear Great-Granny Smith.

You evil, old hag...

Just so you know, I'm using this to guilt Mac and AJ, or I guess I should call 'em Pa and Ma, into putting you into a home.

After I see if there's a way to clean the images out of my brain,

Your Great-Granddaughter,
Applebloom

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Dear Granny Smith,

You swore to me you burned those pictures you lying old hag!

-AJ

[terrycloth]

3626846 She probably has a whole stack of those name-change forms.

[Spartan-Guy 88]

Dear Diamond Tiarra and Silver Spoon,
Suck it.
-Scootaloo, Applebloom, Sweetie Belle

[Samey90]

3626903
Now I can't stop thinking about this:
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[Nyerguds]

3626717
Alternate reality scoots. Instead of riding a scooter, she just stays home and drinks scotch whiskey.

[Onyx Heart]

Nice Rainbow Factory reference there.

[Onyx Heart]

3626932
That was kind of cruel Luna.

[Reggie the Griffon]

Actually changed her name lol best part.

[The Grey Pegasus]

230 words. And so much burn and lols.

[Mark74]

APPLICATION FOR AMENDED BIRTH CERTIFICATE
REQUIRED INFORMATION
1. Applicant's Name: Rainbow Danger Dash
2. Mailing Address: 269 Cumulus Lane
3. City: Ponyville State: Equestria
4. New Name of Registrant: Rainbow Professionalism Dash
5. Full Name of Father: Stormcloud Dash
6. Full Maiden Name of Mother: Firefly Flutter

Hmm, I'm detecting a Cupcake Chronicles' reference in the mist.

[meerkat8472]

3626717 *Scottaloo riding her scooter*
Ah'm givin' 'er all she's got cap'n, if I give 'er any more she'll blow!

[SpikeSupreme13]

So funny, and yet still, NO DOUCHERY AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yayyyyyyyyyyy, please keep it up,
P.S: IF SNIPS AND SNAILS ACTUALLY WON, I WAS GUNNA RAGE-QUIT SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[meerkat8472]

3628033

[DarthMaul22]

Forget jumping over Ghastly Gorge, Scoots. Jump over Piss-Wash Gully, instead.

[kooarbiter]

Granny Smith is now going in my headcanon as the new Yoda (she knows when she's needed)

RD doesn't care THAT much abput professionalism... probably

plus dem scootabuse references

also I'm glad i'm not the only one to spot that obvious forced logo shout out

all in all, i liked this episode, I was waiting for it since before S3 ended, and it disappointed me!

the time skip just showed that they ran out of time, they should have made it a 2 parter, because it felt incomplete and forced at the end (really, scootaloo riding on her scooter, catches up to a TRAIN being pulled by a group of 4+ big Earth ponies, and is still fresh enough to perform all of the activities, and set it up and... you know what? F it, I'm just going to appreciate the episode

3628130

I fucking love you

[Lag Incarnate]

To address your letter Applebloom, Granny Smith is a true G. Also lots of references.
3626932
That's one of my favorite comics.

[_Reader_]

I usually get a chuckle out of these but this one...good god this was probably my favorite one out of all of them. I was chuckling the entire time and even laughed aloud once. Great chapter.

[journcy]

So now I have to go let my friends Aurora and Orion know that we can finally stop stressing over that flight test in Cloudsdale.

gfd miles XD

[keaton-furman-prower]

3629750 And getting comments like yours is what makes it all worth the effort

[milesprower06]

3629750>>3629769

I've got half a mind to create a bonus chapter (probably after Season 4) filled with all these responses. Not sure.

[keaton-furman-prower]

3629819 ...There are no words to describe just how awesome that would be

[Nyerguds]

3627866
Cowboy Bebop behind his computer?

[Alen]

Dear Granny Smith,
Way to high hoof the friend of your granddaughter, then proceed to completely ignore your granddaughter.
-AB

Dear AB,

actually I high hoofed my granddaughter, we just found out you two got switched.

-Granny Smith

P.s.: Good luck at the orphanage.

P.p.s.: Please don´t come over.

[SCP Pinkamena]

Aurora and Orion...
hmmm....
Hmmmm....
HHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
...
...
...
hmm.....

[Type_Writer]

3626717
Aye, laddy! Scottaloo! She be a mite tiny pegasus, an' her tiny or'nge wings go with her tam-o-shanter! An' if ye dinnae believe me laddy, ye kin go ask Big Macintosh!

[meerkat8472]

3630351 ...I don't get it, I'm not familiar with Cowboy Bebop.

[naikichangeling]

3632648 Explanation.

[Sinful Pickle]

Full Maiden Name of Mother: Firefly Flutter

Firefly Flutter
Flutter
Fluttershy

Dash and Fluttershy are secretly half-sisters and you can do nothing to convince me otherwise.

[meerkat8472]

3632793 Thanks, I think I get it now.

[Valikdu]

So now I have to go let my friends Aurora and Orion know that we can finally stop stressing over that flight test in Cloudsdale.

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[WorldWalker128]

3626588
that's a reference to Rainbow Factory, right?

[Nyerguds]

3632648
Sorry, sounded like you were referencing that TVTropes article

[Camlio]

3628130
Woowee~ did ya'll just jump over piss wash gully on a scooter? That's fanfuckingtabulus and it's got mah name! Now come on back now cuz I got a little somethin somethin for ya. - Scooter (The mechanic not the vehicle.)

Seriously why hasn't there been a borderlands crossover yet? If there is someone please point it out to me.

[Mikemarksman]

3634053
Yeah

[JetstreamGW]

Smallest two story orphanage ever.

[DarthMaul22]

3635976
There's been plenty. One of the higher-quality ones is A Minion for the Night, as well as its sequel.

[Pen Brush]

3626812
where is their cat then?

[SuperPinkBrony12]

3637821 Don't know. They just need someone who's as sucky as them to complete the trio.

[Ecstatic]

You tell her, Applebloom! I also enjoyed the nod to Rainbow Dash's certificate, despite the obviousness.

Scootaloo's part of the letter was full of meh, I'm not against meta-type-references, but I just didn't find it tasteful or all that funny.

Tragic? Sure, it was a tragic story... But not too funny.

Since you went and did it though, I hope a reference to their "exile" is made (mocked?) later by Twilight.

[John Tannius]

3637821

Diamond Tiara: *sigh* (Do I gotta?) Meowth that's right... (Where's the twenty bits you promised?)