Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

The Last Laugh

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Dear Princess Celestia,

You know that declaration that I made 221 chapters ago? Yeah... I kinda didn't keep it in the end.

Your naughty subject,
Pinkamena Diane Pie

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Dear Hasbro,

First the Last Crusade and now The Last Laugh!?!

We get it. It's the last season. You don't have to spell it out to us.

Sincerely,
Pinkie Pie

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Dear Sans Smirk,

If you ever feel gloomy about running the gag factory like Cheese, maybe you could hide five golden tickets in your gag products and have one of the five lucky winners become your new successor. Word to the wise, don't make your invitation look like a cupcake, because I still have paper cuts in my belly from eating Cheese's last invitation.

Your marvellous and fantastic friend,
Filly Fonka Pinkie Pie

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To Cheese Sandwich,

Are you interested in forming a business alliance with our company?

Signed,
James P. Sullivan and Mike Wazowski

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Dear Cheese Sandwich,

I'm pregnant.

Signed,
Pinkie Pie

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Dear Cheese Sandwich and Sans Smirk,

I understand that you are running a gag factory.

I am certainly interested in purchasing the services of something or somepony that can make me gag.

Repeatedly.

How do I place an order?

Sincerely,
Princess Twilight Sparkle

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Dear Cheese,

Best of luck on your travels, to both of you. I will happily look after the factory for you. This is quite the impressive drug empire you have begun to build, and I'm sure Pinkie's inclusion will make it even stronger.

Now you two might want to get a move on. I've got a business meeting with Clarence Boddicker, and we've got to get through it before RoboCop shows up.

Cordially,
Sans Smirk

Author's Note:

Comments

[blazikenking]

All the way from Baby Cakes, 221 chapters ago:

Dear Princess Celestia,

I am never having sex. Ever.

Your loyal subject,
Pinkie Diane Pie

[Orphan]

OSHA?

[milesprower06]

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Occupational Safety and Health Act

[justheretoreadstories]

10931785
Thank you for the reminder.

[milesprower06]

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I sincerely hope you enjoy, and thank you for giving it a try.

[Neko Majin C]

My dearest Mistress Headmistress Empress Dictator Princess Twilight Sparkle,

I know the news of Pinkie Pie being pregnant has set off all the alarms on your biological clock and you are close to going Twilinanas and becoming Twilight Snapple. However, before you destroy reality, there are a few things you need to remember. First, you will soon be the absolute ruler of the entire planet. Secondly, You are eternal and eternally beautiful. You have the rest of time to find a proper suitor and have a foal. Thirdly, and I cannot stress this enough, children are horrible. They are the worse possible outcome of sex. Though, my Mistress Headmistress Empress Dictator Princess Twilight Sparkle, I am sure your offspring's cuteness and sweetness will only be slightly less wonderful than yours. So do not let the news of Pinkie Pie's pregnancy get you down, you do not need to rush into something that you can take an eternity to achieve.

Signed your loyal slave and hopeful possible sperm donor,
Neko Majin C.

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~KBO.

[Chaotic Ink]

What in the name of unholy hell was that first picture!?

[milesprower06]

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That was just us conjuring unholy hell.