Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

Hiatus Bonus Chapter: Are You A Spy?

Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Hiatus Bonus Chapter

THE FOAL FREE PRESS
ARE YOU A SPY?

Controversy is sweeping across Equestria in light of a widespread surveillance program, revealed by a Pegasus whistleblower by the name of Flash Sentry.

Sentry gave his name freely to the Foal Free Press along with hundreds of documents relating to Project PRISM, or Princesses Ruthlessly and Intrusively Spying on Mail. Since revealing this surveillance program, Flash Sentry has since fled Equestria. There have been reported sightings of him in Hoof Kong's international chariot terminal. It is heavily rumored that he is looking to flee to Horsecow.

“This is a disturbing invasion of privacy, and Equestrians should be holding their government accountable.” Sentry said in a statement to the FFP.

The Foal Free Press has learned that Sentry has been in touch with countries that may grant him asylum. He hopes that Gilda, the newly appointed ambassador for Griffondor can convince the country's leadership to give him safe passage. Other reports claim he was last seen jumping into a mirror in the Crystal Castle to evade arrest.

“Mr. Sentry is a traitor, has severely compromised our national security, and thus put Equestrian lives at risk.” said Crystal Princess Cadance, claiming PRISM is essential to preventing terrorist attacks on domestic soil.

While some are calling for Sentry's head on charges of treason, others find themselves on the other side of the fence.

“Sentry is a national hero. Project PRISM is a direct assault on our rights of free speech and privacy.” Ponyville resident Pinkie Pie claimed.

Yet among this controversy, some remain completely indifferent.

“The Princesses can spy on my mail all they want. All they'll find is spa invoices and a monthly subscription to Playmare,” stated Rarity as she passed on her way to Carousel boutique.

Comments

[BionicBrony]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Genius, man, simply fucking GENIUS! I had a ball with this one

[Blood Brandy]

“The Princesses can spy on my mail all they want. All they'll find is spa invoices and a monthly subscription to Playmare,” stated Rarity as she passed on her way to Carousel boutique.

Well, at least you're open about that sort of thing...

[Red Bomber]

So if you watch Equestria Girls will that mean, it'll be about Twilight trying to make him come back to Equestria in chains?

[meerkat8472]

Sholdn't have said that Rarity.

[Aariadon]

Nice. You put "Sentra" instead of "Sentry" at one point though.

[Xuncu]

Rarity T. Unicorn: Most Elegant Clopper In Equestria

[Phazon]

Ah, the Disgruntled take on Edward Snowden and the NSA scandal.

The Foal Free Press has learned that Sentra has been in touch with countries that may grant him asylum.

Wait, when did Flash become a Nissan?

[milesprower06]

2777722 Thank you. Fixed.

[Blitz the Dragon]

Horsecow? Griffondor? I LOVE IT!

[La Barata]

Fun Fact: Today, Putin told Obama to eat a dick, he's not handing over Snowden.

[SoulFyre]

2777743
The Magic Mirror is defective?

[MythrilMoth]

"And in other news, a racist pony is on trial for bucking a zebra to death despite warnings to leave the matter to the authorities..."

[azednew]

2777760 Which was amazing

[La Barata]

2777791 Agreed. I cracked up in the middle of giving blood because I saw it on the news, and the nurses freaked out a tad xD

[SuperPinkBrony12]

2777709 If only more Americans could say stuff like that. "I've done nothing wrong and therefore have nothing to hide."

All the same I do believe our government is overstepping it's boundries but considering the Republicans pushed through the Patriot Act which allowed them to listen in on our phone conversations through the fear of "Dirty Bombs" this isn't as bad as a select few make it out to be. It's all just smoke and mirrors to distract us form what's important, The Congress That Doesn't Do Anything.

Politics aside do you ever plan to do the IDW Comics, cause if not you should probably scrap that first "Return of Chrysalis" letter.

[MoldyShishkabob]

2777760 That's beautiful.

[milesprower06]

2777837 Were you the one that asked me about that before? Patience.

[keaton-furman-prower]

So people who give away government secrets are ponies in disguise?

[SuperPinkBrony12]

2778122 Apparently.

[EddWar]

[silvadel]

The sad part of this is Cadance will never get another Pinkie Pie party.

[InfiniteBrony]

The amount of yes in this chapter is not physically quantifiable via the unfortunate limitations of the English language. So instead, I present my approval in the form of a Mustache and interpretive dance as I laugh my ass off.
(BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!)

~Signed, Infinitebrony

[kingtiger666]

Mail? I only organize terrorist bombings over the phone, or loudly exposit my plans in front of uniformed policemen!

[PonyJesus]

2777837
We are the Congress, who won't do anything

We just stay in court, and faf about

and if you ask us, to do anything, we'll just tell you...

We're filibustering.

[Rainbooms]

Mail? Please, I only use slave messengers.
The princesses can have those, if you know what I mean...

[yayme]

Update!

And one leading to the NSA/FBI/IRS/Etc etc pawing through the authors garbage!

[yayme]

2778433

[Princess Cadence]

2778646
Don't worry, I'm tapping your phones, texts, wifi connections and I'm making a deal with Microsoft so that we can have a camera in many households all over the world.

2778690
We'll simply brainwash your slaves so they act loyal, but still give us all your messages.

[milesprower06]

2778738 Yes. We're experiencing something of a privacy and surveillance scandal over here in the states currently.

[Princess Cadence]

2778738
Yes, our government was exposed as having recently set up a system to monitor private communications throughout the country with no warrants, basically turning the country into a closer version of a government dictatorship like North Korea.

The latest news is that the United States government will be investigating itself for anyone trying to use the info maliciously, which pretty much means they claim nothings happening no matter what, or scapegoat a couple people and keep spying on us,

[Princess Cadence]

2778805
Say hi to Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw for me.

[Princess Cadence]

2778832
Deal.

[Princess Cadence]

2778848
How would that even possibly be racist? I'm asking someone who lives in the same country as someone else to communicate with the person for me.

[Princess Cadence]

2778867
Yay, time for World War 3 to start/end in the year 2077.
Most immersive Fallout game ever.

Also, are you retarded? Every country you listed has even less freedom and human rights than the U.S. does (at least for now). I would still rather live where I'm spied on, but women are allowed to drive and where what clothes they want (and basically be treated as more than property), people can do whatever job they have the skill and desire to , etc.

How about instead of the slaughter of millions, the people just stand up for themselves and replace their current government leaders?

Though I suppose Australia is still an option....

[Dio]

I see what you did there...

Also, Horsecow = LOL

[MrNumbers]

I want to write a letter to Obama about this. I don't know his email address, so I'm just going to save it to my desktop. Surely it'll get to him soon.

[Maelstrom]

2779586
Just email it to yourself. the NSA will pick it up and forward it to him.

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Also, while watching EQG i couldn't help but replace the name Flash Sentry with BRAD. I blame bronies react for that.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

2778682 Someone make that into a political cartoon and send it to Capital Hill. Maybe then they'll wake up and realize they have a job to do and we don't take kindly to them slacking off.

[drone_r0m-3]

I'm just going to leave this here:

Thanks

[Bronze Statue]

Simply beautiful.

[milesprower06]

2782143 I wrote the Cupcake Chronicles. It's an alternate ending to Cupcakes. Yeah, if you haven't read it, it wouldn't be that funny. I mainly did that as a treat to fans of my past work before Letters.

[The Abyss]

"A monthly subscription to Playmare" HA! Love that part!

[kooarbiter]

nice, i hope you do a pony deen letter with twilight and zecora

[INACTIVE_ACCOUNT]

Mail? I use pigeon.

[raw19]

Gilda's the ambassador for Griffondor? Huh. Makes me wonder if Trixie is in charge of Hufflebluff.

[grimmred]

Are you a German spy?

[DarthMaul22]

2778682
I wanna fill in the verses, but I don't give enough of a shit about congress to know what they (don't) do.

EDIT: I know what they're supposed to do, just not any of the common jokes surrounding them.

[AnonDiscord]

Well played man. I laughed my ass off

[waffle911]

Aww, Horsecow? Is that all? It could've been Moosecow.