Common Ground
Additional contributions by MixMassBasher.
Hey, Snails,
Where did all our bits go? I was planning on buying a money bin to store them for swimming in later.
Your manager,
Snips
Sup, Snips,
I kinda donated ninety-nine percent of it to charity. It's the right thing to do, after all.
In a world full of self-entitled and greedy assholes around every corner, it's good to do the right thing for society with what little we have. To show that there is some true worth in our kind rather than just the sum of our sins.
I kept the remainder of the bits for both of us though... which I kinda spent all on apple pies in Appleloosa.
Want one?
Your client,
Snails
Dear Cousin Clear Sky,
I heard you met that Rainbow mare in Appleloosa.
The next time you see her, could you ask her to give a personal apology for that winter storm catastrophe she caused seasons ago? Fluffy Clouds is still having nightmares about it. Post-traumatic Storm Disorder, they called it, I think.
Sincerely,
Cousin Clear Skies
Dear Rainbow,
So, you didn't bother to visit all the museums that you promised me and made a friend of yours a complete liar!
What the hay!?!
Your honest friend,
Applejack
Dear Applejack,
The last time I followed your instructions I ruined a trip for your grandmare so I didn't want a repeat of that, okay!? And what kind of loyal pony would I be if I did not help my friends?
Plus, he'll repay me by bucking his balls in me later.
Your loyal friend,
Rainbow Dash
Dear Rainbow Dash,
I can assure you that you'll be sorrowfully disappointed by his repayment. His name is already a red flag about how good he'll be in bed.
I loved him for his personality, not his bod, if that's any indication to you.
Quibble's Special Somepony,
Clear Sky
Dear Clear Sky,
Well, at the very least she'll finally get what she deserves.
Rainbow's disappointed me in bed plenty of times by now.
Sincerely,
Applejack
Yeah, so I'm gonna be honest; really no excuse for the gap between chapters this time around. I dropped the ball worse than Quibble here. Which is why I'm pushing this one out at 2 in the morning.
I'll try to get them out a little quicker from now on.
Much love,
Miles
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Read it for the letters, stay for the comics afterwards.
Could you post links to the sources of the comics (especially the multi-panel ones), please? When displayed on FiMFiction, they're too small and low-resolution to read what's being said.
"Personal."
Dear Quibble Pants,
I am with you, man, sports suck! I never liked ball sports. But Kabaddi? Now, there is a sport!
Kabaddi is an actual real sport that people actually play professionally. Just not here. When will Ponyville get its own Kabaddi league?
Signed Mistress Headmistress Empress Princess Twilight Sparkle's loyal slave and Kabaddi enthusiast,
Neko Majin C.
~KBO.
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I love how you still do that when you're our editor.
"Hi, here's where I fucked up."
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It is just how I was raised. Own up to my mistakes and be so honest that it is detrimental to my own well being.
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Owning up to your own mistakes is admirable. Very few people I know do that.
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What is the origin name that of that anime? Please?
I thought you would make a comment about Wind Sprint looking just like Twilight and that she might be the result of an affair between Twilight's father and Clear Skies.