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Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student - milesprower06



Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.

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Party Pooped

Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Party Pooped


Dear Princess Celestia,

I know we're the Council of Friendship, so I think we deserve to know why you want to become friends with Yakyakistan. Seriously, these guys are assholes. Something's not exactly like it is at home? SMASH!

So come on, what gives?

Sincerely,
Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Applejack
Council of Friendship


To the Council of Friendship,

We have shown interest in Yakyakistan because of their oil subsidies. I feel it's an industry we should really invest in, because everything around here is currently horse powered.

I figured the Council of Friendship would be perfect for the job, because the five of you are the best experts in Equestria about becoming friends with an asshole.

Besides, if they went through with their threats of war, all I'd have done is keep the sun at high noon and melt all the snow in Yakyakistan. Flooded. Bam, no more Yaks, all the oil for us.

Come to think of it...


Dear Diary,

My journey north was interesting to say the least.

Cherry Jubilee is going to want to check her route next time, and avoid ravines before putting her chariot into Sleep Mode.

That and stop slamming outhouse doors in my face.

-Pinkie


Dear Pinkie,

We know the Cakes specialize in cakes and other confectioneries, but we're wondering if we could place a rather special order. Apple Bloom did the math, and we need enough quesadillas for a circumference around the castle.

Think they'd be up for it?

Sincerely,
Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity

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