Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

Rainbow Falls

Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Rainbow Falls

Dear Diary,

So this is what it feels like to have the spotlight completely taken out from under you. Now I know how Applejack feels. I can't believe they were willing to replace me with Derpy! How many other ponies were at the Reservoir Tornado? And they picked the one that nearly demolished town hall and dropped comical objects on a wheelchaired Twilight?

And I was amazed we were actually able to get Bulk signed up for tryouts. I guess Ms. Harshwhinny isn't having the Games tested for steroid use. Eh, whatever. At least they didn't put Dr. Stable on the medical staff. Probably would've diagnosed me with lazyitis when I feigned injury.

And what the hell is this pin Spitfire gave me? Am I a Wonderbolt now? Eh, maybe she's just developed a fetish for sticking things on my chest.

Last but not least, those wigs proved that only I can pull the rainbow mane off.

-Rainbow Dash

Dear fandom,

THE RUMORS OF MY DEMISE HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED.

Sincerely,
Derpy Hooves

THE FOAL FREE PRESS
OBITUARY

It is with heavy hearts that we here at the Foal Free Press must inform you that the Monarch of Public Indecency, Princess Molestia, passed away Friday at 3:00pm Eastern Equestria Time, after five months of battling a particularly deadly strain of plot cancer.

She is survived by her younger royal sister, Princess Gamer Luna, who has pledged to hold a 24-hour LAN party in honor of her sister's memory.

"While the Royal Plot ended up being her ultimate undoing, we are confident that it satisfied until the very end. As long as she lives on in our hearts, minds, and groins, Molestia will never truly be gone."

Author's Note:

"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn, and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin

RIP 'Ask Princess Molestia'
Taken down Janurary 17th, 2014

Comments

[ConEditor]

Heheheheheheheheheh lol rofl lmfaoooooo rofllmfaooooo yolo..oloy oooooafmlfor ooooooafml lfor heheheheheheheheheH

[Jka22_419]

Rest now, sweet Princess

[Mistershield]

Uh... No quotes from the others like Fluttershy or Biceps? No how they trained for the Rainwater and all their skills just,,, poof?

No quote from Twilight on how not making a decision, considering she had the tickets for the gala?

There's more... but...

Are you trying anymore>

[MythrilMoth]

Now we just need Nightmare Derp.

"THE DERP...WILL LAST...FOREV oooh muffins!"

[milesprower06]

3806844 Was going to wait a few days, but the events of the past 24 hours convinced me to post today. Sorry.

[Princess Cadence]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Princess Molestia!

[FanOfMostEverything]

Samuel Derpens is best 19th-century satirist.

[SpacePaladin]

I was hoping that Twilight would mention that there were dirty feathercats sullying the Equestria Games.

Seriously, griffons!

[Tatsurou]

3806851
THere's no reason you can't post more on this entry in a few days as another entry. THere's nothing that says everyone writes in the diary at the same time.

[milesprower06]

3806935 But if they don't get to the podium, they're dinner for those who did!

[ElkinFencer10]

You'll always live on in our hearts and in our pants, Princess Molestia. Rest in peace.

[Red Bomber]

I guess Derpy showing up in this episode for a very long while made up for all the other episodes she didn't show up. What's surprising is that Bulk has a name and is a prominent character this time around, instead of a random gag. Also, I am very sad that JJ's Molestia was deleted, he was the only who made her work as a character instead of a gag, I'm guessing those guys who focused on the wrong Molestia are celebrating now.

[Epic Quest]

3806939 By the way, did nobody else notice that Doctor Hooves not only got a close up, but a speaking role in this episode?

[Moog Prodigy]

VIVA LA DERPY!

[Diamond Sparkle]

Poor Princess Molestia, now in her royal tomb.

[Ms_Fruit_Bat]

3807007 Not the Doctor, different cutie mark.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Very fitting quote for a beloved icon. George was a great comedian, and a great actor/voice actor/narrator.

And what the hell is this pin Spitfire gave me? Am I a Wonderbolt now? Eh, maybe she's just developed a fetish for sticking things on my chest.

No comments on what Rainbow Dash might have done in the hospital with Soarin? Maybe that's something Twilight would say,

"Rainbow Dash had a perfect oppertunity to bed Soarin, but she didn't. I guess the rumors are true, she really is a lezbian."

[Spartan-Guy 88]

Dear Spitfire and Fleetfoot,

Are you fucking kidding me? You two really tried to have me replaced behind my back? If I knew that the Wonderbolts was a 'total bitch only' club, I would have never joined.

Fleetfoot, I bet you'd be better off at having 'private time' with all of those pictures of that Ponyville stallion from the Apple Family. Don't lie, we all know about your little obsession. Keep it up and you're gonna get hit with a restraining order.

Spitfire, I mean...REALLY?! We've been friends since foalhood and you suddenly decided to chuck me under the bus? How's about a riddle? What does your name, a burning building, and your sex preference have in common? They're all FLAMING.

You just lost a bang-buddy.

Sincerely,
Soarin

[JimboTex]

3806842
Now cracks a perverted heart.
Good-night, randy princess;
And flights of pegasi wing-fk thee to thy rest.

[Anyne]

Yay, Molestia's dead

[Cillerenda]

Molly?
Dead?

[Reisentanith]

Poor Molly, She will receive a 21 "Gun" salute in honor of her services.

[DonutBeagle]

3808116

NO! Molestia will always be with us!

[L4]

I'm sad for the blog but this made the chapter a whole lot funnier XD

[Jondor]

RIP Molly. She always did ponies her best and they loved her for it in the end.

[BarthoBalchi]

the Molestia is dead??

[Dante_Hinomori]

Molestia doesnt have to be dead. The guy who created it could easily move it all to deviantart.

[Wild Zontars]

*changes avatar in Her honor*

[treos]

i'll really miss that tumblr, that was 1 of my faves and i found out about cookie clicker thanks to molly..or was that gamer luna? i forgot which

[Marioaddict]

To those whose blogs I've never read... we salute you.

*salute*

[Chaotic Ink]

WHY WOULD HE DO THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[1stChosenStar]

This is not goodbye molestia, for someday, we shall see your royal flank again.

[Biker_Dash]

Miles, do you think our Mistress Molly would like this vid?

[youtube=RMiZZJit_J0]

[keaton-furman-prower]

Dear Princess Gamer Luna:

Sorry about your sister. We're all choked up about it.

...NOT! Ah, who are we kidding? We're assholes who'd happily replace our own members with somepony better the second we saw a chance, so we don't give a shit about your sister

Love, Spitfire, Captain of the wonderbolts.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Rainbow Dash:

You're a raging dyke, of course you're the only one who can pull off the rainbow mane

Love, Princess Celestia.

P.S.: With Molestia gone, I need someone else I can give my problems to. Please don't be surprised if a large number of Parasprites suddenly appear in your home

[Thisisalongname]

They took down molestia? That was my second favorite Tublr, fuck my life. Any reason given?

[Changeling-Drone]

The fandom will prevail

Change.org

That is where I am posting my petition

[naikichangeling]

3810182 Self righteous idiocy by self appointed moral guardians is the most likely cause.

[Thisisalongname]

3810308

Apparently it was hasbro with a copyright claim that got tumblr to take it down. It just happened to coincide with the artist contemplating stopping and he just let it go.

[naikichangeling]

3810406 That's almost worse. If hasbro doesn't like it, but it does not affect their profits, they should just calm down.

[Shader]

3810308
3810182

It was a C&D from Hasbro.

[Lag Incarnate]

RIP Molly "Big Sexy" Molestia

Or at least until they get an alternate account.

[milesprower06]

3810568 JJ has stated it's not coming back.

But imitation ask blogs are already starting to pop up.

I knew it from the beginning. Support for Molestia is too strong for her to ever die.

[Pleaseworkforonce]

3806840 holy shit thats a lot of dislikes

[Elitrino]

3810726 D: NUuuuuu

[ConEditor]

3810931 You daring do know what the comment saiyan says, right?

[Kiryu]

3806840
So this is how it looks like to lack a brain and succumb to a seizure at the same time..

[Xuncu]

DERPY LIVES !

Buh--- Molestia... gone?!

[Kiryu]

3811292
slamming your fists/fingers on the keyboard doesn't require a brain... an my guess is you must be suffering from short-term memory loss