Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
It's About Time
Dear Princess Celestia,
Alright, first off...you love this new hairstyle? Are you kidding me? Let's see you with it. Hey Spike, royal smartass at 11 o'clock, singe away!
Second, I need a few more lessons in not creating time paradoxes. If I had known that the spell in the Canterlot Archives would send me back in time, and freak out my past self, then why did I do it? Because if I didn't do it, that her freaking out never would've happened, and then this timeline wouldn't have existed? But if I never would've done...ugh, fuck it. I'm not doing this.
Also, “You're not scientifically possible”? I can't believe I said that. Yeah, time travel isn't scientifically possible; in a world where the sun and moon are LIFTED from the ground by magical alicorns, and friendship can be used as a weapon.
Well, at least I know my late night pacing interrupts Spike's cream dreams, so I guess I'll keep those up, until he starts having them about me instead of Rarity.
Well, that's all for now. I have to go tell Pinkie to stop stashing shit in my fireplace.
Your former time lord,
Twilight Sparkle
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Time lord. Ha.
...And the episode closes with this, instead of the normal MLP theme:
Hindsight is a bitch sometimes.
Where is Twilight's scarf?
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You mean this one?
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Meh... I'm looking forward to what spin you used on my letter for Canterlot Wedding. This was still funny, but my fav so far was Bird in the Hoof.
Surprised she didn't complain about the lack of security and how none of the guards were at all surprised to see her sneaking around. Also you missed a chance at a Metal Gear Solid reference.
But the ending more than made up it for.
I agree with the others, you passed up some good jokes at the sneaking scene.
Time Lord Twilight Sparkle is best Twilight Sparkle.
1799506
HHHNNNNNNNNGGGGG!
Good chapter! We are one step closer to the wedding...
Closed Time Circuits, Twilight, once created, reduce the probability of the Closed Time Circuit NOT being created as a result of its use by 0.
Simply put? You probably died horrifically in the first time you used it, and ever since it's simply been a minor kerfuffle for you because it requires itself to be a self fulfilling prophecy.
She needed the spell to save ponydom the first time but then needed her copy to find the spell... With no possible way to save Equestria and still have the original reason for discovering the spell, Twilight resorts to a modified version of the scroll (Can only use it once! HA! There is NO WAY I'll buy that! Oh, wait, right, self-fulfilling prophecy, goddamnit, I'm going to feel like an idiot.) and thus an infinite loop of safe, but stressed, Twilight Sparkle loops is forever cemented into history.
Which would also mean that there is still an unlimited-time-power wielding Twilight Sparkle in existence, unable to come out of the shadows...
Watching.
Waiting.
Twilight as a time lord?
OH SHI-
No complaining about how ridiculously easy it was to sneak into the most guarded wing of the spell library? Son, I am disappoint.
Still, not bad.
silly Twilight time is not made out if lines.... it is made out of circles that is why clocks are round
1799506 Now, let us pray that she don't accidently get it tangled in carriage wheel spokes...
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That's what I thought too.
Surprised she didn't think of using the time spell to screw herself. Or maybe because she hasn't used it for that, she won't, and therefore will continue to be sexually frustrated.
It's a veritable cycle of suffering!
1799597
Yeah cant trust those no good wheels.
I'll be honest, I liked that you strayed from sexual frustration angle this time. It started sounding a little forced, but still loving it regardless
1799569 Besides the fact that she is actuly allowed in there...I mean the guard let her walk right in. besides that how many guards gonna go "So yeah...the princesses student came to the libary today and I arrested her." becuse that sounds like a brillient idea! (Just poking atcha)
Another awesome chapter!
Friendship used as a weapon? I though the 'dramatic monologue' was the weapon.
1799530 As the princess' personal student, Twilight probably has free reign in the library to access whatever she wants. I suspect she was unaware that the guards were just pretending not to see her.
1799576 If time isn't made out of lines, how do you explain digital clocks? Huh?
1799867
Silly! Its an RvB reference!
1799867 wibily wobuly timey wimey there your argument is invalid
1799859 Still that the fact they weren't at all surprised to see her wearing a ripped up black stealth suit seems a little odd, you think they would've asked "Hey Twilight what's with the weird outfit?"
(Joke) Alt. Title: Yes, Virginia, Twilight Is Still Not Over Getting Sent To PonyVille And It Isn't Funny Anymore
Short and sweet. I chuckled.
She told herself where to find the spell, and she wouldn't know where it was any other way, and thus enacting the bootstrap paradox.
"Hey Spike, royal smartass at 11 o'clock"
: Royal Smartass, eh? TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!
"Yeah, time travel isn't scientifically possible; in a world where the sun and moon are LIFTED from the ground by magical alicorns, and friendship can be used as a weapon."
Twilight Sparkle: the Not-Royal Dumbass
"Well, at least I know my late night pacing interrupts Spike's cream dreams, so I guess I'll keep those up, until he starts having them about me instead of Rarity."
Aww, Twilight. U jelly of Wawity?
"Your former time lord,
Twilight Sparkle"
I don't even...
1799623 The spell only lets her stay in the past for a minute. She wouldn't have enough time, ironically.
See what I did there?
Dat ending...
Twilight as a time lord. Oh dear.
Ground? Now that you mention it, is Equestria all there is on the planet? Is there an Earth, and do we exist in Equestria, but on the other side of the planet? So much confusion...TWILIGHT EXPLAIN IT TO ME!
: It all started when...-MLP Ending Theme-
1799995 It's Twilight. She's probably always doing weird stuff, even just considering her known psychological abnormalities.
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See, that would be what I would think, save for the fact that the entire time Twilight was trying to get to the library she was under the impression that she wouldn't be allowed in. Now why would she think that? Sure, you could say she wasn't thinking straight, but the fact remains that she was under the very serious impression that she was prohibited to the point where she was willing to commit a crime to get in. It's like if the president's daughter wanted to grab a nuke, and then they try and sneak in and steal one only to find that the guards are all relaxed and uncaring and even go "oh, you want into the bunker holding the weapons of mass destruction with a friend I've never seen before? Sure, go right in, knock yourselves out!"
Makes PERFECT sense.
See, you can't really poke fun at something that isn't funny at all.
1801356 You know now I'm wondering why Twilight didn't use some sort of spell to make the guards fall in love with her, I guess in her mind no matter how twisted it is Equestria always come first even if that means no 'fun'.
"Your former time lord,
Twilight Sparkle"
It's confirmed. She's the Master.
1801593 In all her years, she has never seen such a thing.
1801999 Well I can imagine that in the next one she'll saying something like "I'm surprised Fax Machine lasted so long against those dragons. I mean he's nothing like them, they could've easily ripped him apart if they so chose. Also it looks like my suspicsions were correct, Phoneixs are born trolls."
more lolz!
No line by Twilight about how good her ass looked in latex?
Wait a minute...why does she have a fireplace in a LIBRARY made out of a TREE? Fire hazard, much?
Shouldn't it be time lady? Lol
"Your former Time Lord"
Twilight couldn't said it any better,considering that time spell can only be used once.
Yes.
1803159 Who said that? I never heard it mentioned in the show.