Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
Additional contributions by MixMassBasher.
Dear Hasbro,
Why did you give me a diet-tier fake parent?! I want to know my real dragon parentage!
Pissed off,
Spike
Dear Spike,
Are you sure you really want to get canon parents?
Sincerely,
Rainbow, Sunburst and Starlight
To Headmistress Twilight,
Since I've helped your assistant learn how to fly properly, can I get some extra credit in my friendship assignments?
Your student,
Smolder
To Smolder,
Let me think...
No.
Signed,
Headmistress Twilight
Dear Sludge,
Mooching off of others? I like your style. Let's hang out, dude.
Impressed,
Zephyr Breeze
Dear Ember,
Could you command a certain green and pudgy dragon to strangle himself to death?
Your friend,
Spike
Dear Spike,
No, but I can make him walk instead of fly, maybe the fatass can lose a few pounds that way.
Sincerely,
Ember
Dear Sludge,
Joor Zah Frul
Sincerely,
Ember
Dear Headmistress Twilight,
So there was somecreature in the castle that you actually didn't want to go down on?
Maybe we should have kept him around.
Sincerely,
Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Starlight
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That's what we all want to know.
9770910
I know, right? And even into season 9 and it still hasn't been resolved. I mean, so far, Sparkle's Seven only established the relationship between Twilight and Spike as brother and sister. Would it kill Hasbro to just put his parents in the show? They finally did it with Scootaloo. Why not him? Why keep playing the orphan card for the entire show? See, this is why I am glad your rewrites covered that issue. Twilight and Spike as mother and son, heartwarming! Not that I have anything against brother and sister. That's good, too.
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9770947
If they are going to ultimately end Equestria Girls at Backstage Pass without any closure whatsoever for Sunset, I'm growing increasingly worried that there are going to be quite a bit of loose ends in FiM. Minus a 2-part finale, we've got 10 episodes left.
9770959 Not even that.
9770959
Just my two cents, but if I didn't know any better, I think they're probably saving Sunset for the series finale. Just saying.
Dear Starlight Glimmer
Can you please fortified my house in case Peter make another of his shenanigans again?
Signed
Cleveland Brown
And then Twilight can sue them for parentship of Spike, same way Rainbow Dash SHOULD HAVE DONE with Scootaloo's family a LONG TIME AGO!
9771189
That's not exactly the same thing, Scootaloo's parents do genuinely care about her
Dear Princess Twilight,
Your heart might not have literally shattered if your diet wasn't eighty percent deep-fried hay. Your arteries are so hard, it's a wonder you can even move.
Your deeply concerned physician,
Dr. Horse
9771189
Scootaloo's aunts would definitely have something to say on that topic.
Her parents are currently on Mount Everhoof. It is time for the ophiotaurus migration, after all.
My dearest Mistress Headmistress Princess Twilight Sparkle,
I have learned my lesson. I am not sure what the lesson was, but I learned it. I hope that Sludge guy comes back so I can properly thank him for leaving me with such a gross mess to clean up. I do not know what all was in that enormous pile of fluids, and for my own sanity, I do not want to know. I do know one of them was my own vomit. But whatever the other fluids were, I cannot get the smell out. Not from me, nor that room. For that, I am truly, truly sorry.
Signed your loyal slave who is about to take one of Vacuum Cleaner's seven hour bubble baths,
Neko Majin C.
~KBO.
9771559
"En garde."
9771493
And in the years we've seen things, RD has done more than Scoot's biological family has.
9771931
Doesn't mean they love her any less.
9772254
Just saying RD has done more to show through her actions (and through their inactions) that RD is a more logical guardian for Scoots.
9772704
I'm not saying she hasn't done her fair share if not more, but all the money Sccots needs to go to school and keep a roof over her head had to come from somewhere.
In that comic... Starlight has a little rubber Trixie!
Starlight: Rubber Trixie you're the one! You make bath time lots of fun!
9772254
I imagine the same might be said of Spike's biological mother. Does she then have a right to take Spike from his adopted family?
9786021
We don't know, his mom hasn't shown up yet. Spike's adopted anyway.