Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.
Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
Putting Your Hoof Down
Dear Princess Celestia,
So...um...where to start? I guess the best place to start is to admit that I've been letting my life be run by a rabbit. You see, Angel wanted me to make this extravagant salad for him, and apparently he can slap a bitch really good, so I went shopping for ingredients.
I just don't understand why everypony flocks to this marketplace. Wouldn't everything you need for a set price a month be infinitely better than these lousy microtransactions? To be perfectly honest, the stats on these tomatoes are pretty pathetic. Rarity managed to convince a nerd that she was a girl, and she traded her his asparagus. But the best gear, the cherry, was really in demand. I couldn't grind dungeons that long, so I couldn't afford it for Angel's salad, and he threw me out again. I didn't want to be in that guild anyway. If he wanted a cheery that badly he could have just popped my cherry.
So I went to assertiveness training. Thinking back, I'm not sure why I needed assertiveness training. I made a dragon cry and terrorized an entire garden of animals. But since I'm at the beck and call of the most adorable bunny in Equestria, I went to Iron Will for a change in attitude. The next day, I found the gardener soaking my flowers, so I put my hoof on his hose until it spurted all over him.
So I go into Ponyville, and find my path blocked. So...yeah, we should probably get somepony to clean up the pile of garbage now blocking the bridge into town. My bad. I guess I should also apologize to the taxi company for making one of their drivers wet himself. Sorry, but Luna gives really great Thu'um lessons.
So after giving my mailman a good spanking, a tourist makes me drop my mail into a puddle, so I whipped him around and tossed him into a bale of hay. I'm just glad there weren't any spiked bombs floating anywhere nearby.
Rarity and Pinkie come and try to criticize my new attitude, so I really let them have it. They ran away crying. I guess I could have been a little nicer about it, but with the way they reacted, I probably should have sent them away with Butthurt Report Forms to fill out.
So all in all, I guess I shouldn't have listened to the horniest creature to come to Ponyville since Twilight. I just have to tell Angel to eat whatever I give him to eat or I'll be giving Elmer Fudd a call.
Sincerely,
Fluttershy
Dear Fluttershy,
Your pet rabbit is a dick.
Do you know what a bunny fire is?
-Twilight
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no?
Methinks Fluttershy has been playing too many video games lately.
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DAMN!
This is awesome. I think you should have Luna find these letters in a pile and respond to them instead of Celestia.
Yes. Very much yes.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/yay_red.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Twilight_crazy_invert.png
Wait, what?
The bit with the hose was equal parts and
Gamer fluttershy?...hangs out with luna too much lol
1792071
Friendship is Witchcraft
Angel is best pony.
...
Bouncing Baby Bunnies Burning Brightly (I think that's the quote, this was off the top of my head so I might be wrong)
Fluttershys innocent friendship fires...
So much wiiiin! I think I love you for this letter I'm down for some gamer Fluttershy.
FiW references are always a good thing.
But Super Mario 64 references? Now that's writing on another level!!
1. Gamer Fluttershy is win.
2. Super Mario 64 reference is win.
3. Thu'um reference was ok.
4. Bunny fire is win.
Love the constant Friendship is Witchcraft referencs.
1792079 WHAA?!? did kirby... E-eat fluttershy...?
Darn these letters are starting to look like that Twilight wrote these and not the other characters. Why can't I get this idea out of my head? :(
"It's not one of Fluttershy's innocent friendship fires..."
*whew*
"If he wanted a cheery that badly he could have just popped my cherry."
Cheery? :o
1792079 Methinks you just gave me diabetes with that picture.
I was right. It was indeed a good idea to stop eating before reading this. FiW reference FTW.
Not your best chapter, but as usual, your final punch line makes up for it.
FiW
Sweetiebot is best robo-pony!
1792079
HHHHNNNNNNNNGGGG!
I actually kinda like MMO Fluttershy, not as a joke, but as an actual characterization. She just can't deal with interacting with other ponies IRL, so she copes by pretending she's playing Ponyville Online.
1792771 I think.you just wrote a fanfic meme
Meh - disapointing chapter.
1792082
Hell no. Trollestia for the win.
1792356 no, kirby IS fluttershy
D'awww, you even turned Fluttershy into an annoying sarcastic cunt!
Luna is the Dovahkiin, and Fluttershy is apparently a Stormcloak. No wonder Imperial Dash was wailing on her so badly in the Crystal Empire joust.
Remember when I said that I would judge you harshly for this chapter as it was my favorite episode of Friendship is Magic? Well, this chapter...
It pleases your queen... you may proceed to the next one.
SO MANY REFERENCES.
Yes. R.I.P., the system where you can't bribe your way to victory.
Like fire, Hellfire
This fire in my skin
This burning desire
Is turning me to sin
oh, god. Season 2 finale (part two) letter is probably going to be
Dear Princess Celestia,
CALLED IT!
Your Former Student,
Twilight Sparkle
I c wut u did thar.
1793627 Someone better pick up the phone because I f***ing called it!
Also I think you should have said "I'm surprised that pony didn't scream 'MY LEG!' when he got thrown, I thought that's what you were suppose to say."
1780689 Look I specifically said the episode was not suppose to be about science, the show's creator confirmed it so that should be good enouh for you. Plus Twilight did not go about science in the way real scientists would, she did not create a theory or set up a test to prove or disprove her hypothesis. She did not apply the scinetific method and that's because the episode was not written to be science v.s. religion.
It's like that the Derpy cameo people just can't leave well enough alone, no they have to pounce on it without piror knowledge and ruin it for everyone. Those people are the example of everything that is wrong with our country. Ignorance is not bliss.
" I'm just glad there weren't any spiked bombs floating anywhere nearby."
Super Mario 64 reference, woohoo!
Excellent chapter as always.
Perfect sense this chapter makes. PINGAS!
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1794412 Alright, I'm not looking back to see who started it; I'm finishing it.
Anymore science-vs-religion crap in my ponies, and I'll start deleting comments.
I can imagine in the next letter Twilight asking "Who do you leave in charge of Canterlot Security because the guards suck at their job. They weren't at all surprised to see me sneaking around in a black stealth suit that looks like something from a video game."
"Horniest creature since Twilight came to town" oh that's good
Bweh heh!
Yes. Not from personal experience though
I lol'd. Fine work sir, keep it up.
1792079
Fuck me-source!!!
1799109 Link or longhand.
http://www.gameinformer.com/membergroups/platform/classic/gio_bronies/m/mediagallery/1735283.aspx
Imagine if Fluttershy just TORE into Rainbow Dash with her assertiveness.
lolz!