Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

Inspiration Manifestation

Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Inspiration Manifestation

Dear Munchkins,

Alright, we followed the yellow brick road, but this doesn't look like Emerald City. Nothing looks like emerald.

But there are a lot of talking ponies, even ones of different colors. One of them is an asshole wizard, too.

Maybe they're renovating, who knows?

-Dorothy

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Dear Rarity,

STOP dressing me in style. I'm having nightmares. Just stop.

-Rainbow Dash

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Dear Diary,

How the fuck did I get he- OOH A CELLO!

-Octavia

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Dear Rarity,

Alright, enough with the creativity. I'm sick of this. You've just inspired my marefriend to go on a nationwide tour with her new band, 'Rariots of Fire'.

Now whose bass am I gonna drop?

-Vinyl Scratch

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Dear Rarity,

You bitch. Do you know how hard Button had to work for his diamond armor, and then you just give Spike a set through console commands? You suck. Don't mine at night.

-Sweetie Belle

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Dearest Sister,

When you, Cadance, and Twilight are done clearing out the dark magic from Ponyville, please find Spike and give him some advice on how to survive on the moon for a little while.

I think he's earned a little vacation after I got a molten, melted lock delivered on my head.

Thank you.

-Princess Celestia

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Dear Rarity,

You condescending whore. It's time for a diet. All that fucking ice cream, are you nuts???

Sincerely,
Future Rarity

Comments

[Starlight Shadow]

You bitch. Do you know how hard Button had to work for his diamond armor, and then you just give Spike a set through console commands? You suck. Don't mine at night.

I love you.

[Cerulean Voice]

Dear Rarity,
You bitch. Do you know how hard Button had to work for his diamond armor, and then you just give Spike a set through console commands? You suck. Don't mine at night.
-Sweetie Belle

Keeping the spirit alive. Excellent.
Edit: lel, Way to ninja me, 4294448

[Level Dasher]

I totally didn't even think of the lock being transported to Celestia. Good call!
And I love this:

OOH A CELLO!

Oh Octy, you silly, silly, classicalist (Is that a word? )

[xd77]

Dear Spike

I agree with Twilight, don't ever take a book out of the castle library without permission, and above all, you had no business being in that castle to begin with.

[Eclipse LunarSol]

Why does everyone assume Octavia and Vinyl are dating or have met even though they have NEVER canonly met!?
(I understand that we are all writers-and sometimes just readers- here and canon doesn't mean shit in this site but STILL, it's been getting on my nerves lately. )

[milesprower06]

4294549 Yes. This story is the embodiment of canon.

[unparchedbutter]

Dear Rarity,
STOP dressing me in style. I'm having nightmares. Just stop.
-Rainbow Dash

Teehee

[meme-asaurus]

Not a single joke about Rarity and cocaine. I am disappoint.

...

I need to make up for this.

[kooarbiter]

You bitch. Do you know how hard Button had to work for his diamond armor, and then you just give Spike a set through console commands? You suck. Don't mine at night.
The facypt that I was playing mine craft when I read this made it so much funnier, now I really want to listen to don't mine at night

[WriteAboutHorses]

I think he's earned a little vacation after I got a molten, melted lock delivered on my head.

Thank you sir, that just made my day

[silvadel]

Dear Spike:

You compounded your mistake by eating the book. There is a reason why that spell was saved and not destroyed.

[Neko Majin C]

Dear Munchkins,

Alright, we followed the yellow brick road, but this doesn't look like Emerald City. Nothing looks like emerald.

But there are a lot of talking ponies, even ones of different colors. One of them is an asshole wizard, too.

Maybe they're renovating, who knows?

-Dorothy

Gives a whole new meaning to "Somewhere Over The Rainbow." If the asshole wizard is Twilight, would that make Cadance Glinda, the good witch of the north? That would make sense, since it would leave Luna and Celestia to be the wicked witch sisters of the east and west.

KBO.

[Neko Majin C]

4294899 I was looking, but could not find it. I suppose I did not look hard enough. To be honest, that one and Schadenfreude are tied as my favorites.

[The Princess Rarity]

Dear Munchkins,

Alright, we followed the yellow brick road, but this doesn't look like Emerald City. Nothing looks like emerald.

But there are a lot of talking ponies, even ones of different colors. One of them is an asshole wizard, too.

Maybe they're renovating, who knows?

-Dorothy

Dear Rarity,

You condescending whore. It's time for a diet. All that fucking ice cream, are you nuts???

Sincerely,

Future Rarity

Dear Rarity,

Alright, enough with the creativity. I'm sick of this. You've just inspired my marefriend to go on a nationwide tour with her new band, 'Rariots of Fire'.

Now whose bass am I gonna drop?

-Vinyl Scratch

I wanna give you a trophy. Best S4 Chapter yet.

[bloodwolf432]

4294549 Then get it off your nerves. Just because you didn't see it happen doesn't mean it's impossible. Why do you assume that they don't live together? We've never seen anything in the show that says they don't. If you don't like it you can leave and let us enjoy our fanon/canon in peace.

[Princess Cadence]

[Darth Link 22]

Too bad... I thought Rarity made a second Octavia... then Vinyl could double her fun...

[JimboTex]

Dear Rarity,

You bitch. Do you know how hard Button had to work for his diamond armor, and then you just give Spike a set through console commands? You suck. Don't mine at night.

-Sweetie Belle

Dearest Sweetie Belle,

It's not my fault your coltfriend doesn't own the patent on diamond swords and armor.

- Rarity

Dear Rarity,

STOP dressing me in style. I'm having nightmares. Just stop.

-Rainbow Dash

[Kinetic Heat]

References, references everywhere

[Phazon]

4294795
Dear Celestia,

If the book's that important to you, then give me a day or two. I'll be sure to send it to you express.

Sincerely,
Spike

P.S.: You did send me that letter before, right? It was addressed to me but not signed. Oh well, who cares? I should've thought of this years ago.

[Spartan-Guy 88]

Dear Puppeteer Pony,

Go fuck yourself.

Sincerely,
Rarity

[Mikemarksman]

Dear Twilight,

I know what I said earlier, and I'm sorry, okay? But you have to listen to me! I don't know what that book was made of, but it hasn't digested and it's nearing the end of its 'journey'! I can't even move! I'll do anything just- please, please, PLEASE get me to the hospital!

- Spike Fax Machine Whatever! Just help me!

[changeling khaos]

Read, laughed. Read comments, laughed just as hard.

[maxthedralf]

Dear spike

GROW A PAIR!! i mean.....*WHOO*

-owlicious

[evan555alpha]

Dear Diary,
How the fuck did I get he- OOH A CELLO!
-Octavia

This.

[nemesish]

Something tells me that Future Rarity is Rarifat/Fatrity from the "Pony.mov" videos.

[1stChosenStar]

4296415 If that's the case, it was nice knowing dash.

[ManlyDerp]

Hah! This is my new favorite chapter

[AdmiralPopeyesBeard]

Ohhh, this was a great chapter! But, of course you had ton of material to work with.

And that Vinyl pun, nice.

[AdmiralPopeyesBeard]

4295798

Fatass Wannabe Puppeteer Pony* Seriously, that guy was huge.

[TolianTiger]

4295030

I see a Double Bass pun approaching...

[ShadowLDrago]

Rarity haters are going to have a field day with this, I'm dissapointed we didn't see more of Cadence and Luna, shame. Glad we saw Octavia though.

[yamgoth]

She's so pretty when she eats the ice creams! ^_^

Rarity: "Nom nom nom nom..."

[Elitrino]

4299319 dat nom-nom-noms tho

[DarkChiyo]

The chapters are awesome but the comments are just as great. Well done sir and well done review-writers.

[FanOfMostEverything]

Dear Rarity,

In the future, please submit all appropriate blueprints and floor plans for luxury housing to the Ponyville town council before construction. After Fluttershy alerted us to the infraction, we had to confiscate the offending birdhouse, and the housing committee has determined that the structure cannot exist in our four-dimensional universe.
Enclosed are the appropriate fines for constructing new housing without a permit, a contract, or regard for Euclopean geometry.

Sincerely,
Mayor Mare

[Valikdu]

4294634

[GetJinxed]

4302572 Eeeeee Lil Miss Rarity image

[keaton-furman-prower]

Dear Rarity:

Would you like to be my apprentice? You certainly did a better job of creating chaos than I ever dreamed!

Love, Discord.

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Dear Octavia:

Can you please explain why you and your fellow musicians left in the middle of our party and left us with a bunch of mariachi ponies?! Their music is so undignified!

Sincerely, Jet Set and Upper Crust

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Dear Sweetie Belle:

Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated. It turns out that, by mining at night, I was able to create a tunnel which, when combined with my set of diamond armor which I had to slave for months on end to obtain, allowed me to escape my home before its inevitable destruction. So do mine at night!

Love, Button Mash.

P.S.: Minecraft has sent a deadly new enemy to hunt me down: Lawyers!

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Dear Future Rarity:

I can eat whatever the fuck I want. Just try and stop me!

Love, Rarity.

[TyVulpine]

Speaking of the moon, there is a CYOA on here where you can end up banished on the moon, but I can't find it again :(

[Winter Storm]

4295040 I did forget to mention that part. They are indeed the same person, just from alternate realities where one was born female and the other male.

Oddly enough, they did develop different personalities.

[Midnight Loki]

4305815 Better Nuke the site from orbit. Thats the only way to be sure.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

4294963 I think I speak for all of us when I say this chapter was his most creative chapter of Season 4 since pretty much "Castle Mane-ia".