Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

Hiatus Bonus Chapter: Golden Oaks Library Scandal!

Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Hiatus Bonus Chapter

THE FOAL FREE PRESS
GOLDEN OAKS LIBRARY SCANDAL!

A political corruption scandal has arisen in the weeks following Princess Twilight Sparkle's coronation. After tapping Mayor Mare's can-on-a-string, the Canterlot Bureau of Investigation has implicated the mayor in a conspiracy to sell off the vacated seat of Ponyville Librarian to the highest bidder

Recordings of Mare reportedly saying: “I've got this thing, it's fucking golden, and I'm not letting go for fuckin' nothin'.”

There are also allegations that the library is haunted, as numerous ponies have reported moaning and creaking noises coming from the top floor.

Several ponies also question whether there is really a critical need for a librarian.

“Hardly anypony in this town reads. It would be quite boring sitting in there all day. I think the only reason Twilight put up with it was because there weren't any visitors to interrupt her furious clopping sessions” offered Rose, one of the town's flourists.

The Foal Free Press was able to get a hold of Princess Twilight for comment.

“Those noises were various studies on friendship, pay them no mind. Besides, I'm not going anywhere, so why would we need a new librarian?”

No corruption charges are expected to be brought against Mayor Mare, because to be honest, no one really cares.

NEXT ISSUE:
Scootaloo given one week detention for possession of wing-enhancing drugs; Pinkie Pie under investigation.

Comments

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Are you going to do more of these or will this be the only one?

[milesprower06]

2219942 No clue. I literally JUST thought that up at work today.

[Boomerang 503]

Have you consideded doing letters based on the comic books?

[Blazewing]

You know, they have a point. The mayor never really does anything. Remember Too Many Pinkie Pies? Everypony immediately went to Twilight to solve their problem.

[Steel Wing]

That's just awesome. You should do more of these.

[Spartan-Guy 88]

Absolutely hilarious.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

2219962 I don't know if he can since the comics from what little I know take place between Season 2 and Season 3. Heck the fifth issue is dedicated to the return of Nightmare Moon.

[Jka22_419]

I'm liking this idea

[Crowley]

You just couldn't keep away from the update button, could you!?

Though it makes sense. No one gives a toss about Mayor Mare, and since Twilight's confirmed to still be living in Ponyville, Mayor's pretty much moot in the face of a princess.

[Germgod]

How about a story where Canon Twilight and Disgruntled Twilight swith places?
By the end of that story, i can see both universes trying their hardest to be the ones to keep Canon Twilight, and besides the reactions both universes would have to the different Twilights would be funny.
You can just say it is a bonus story and ignore everything about it when Season 4 comes.

[Phazon]

First I came to the conclusion that the other five were unable to escape Twilight's rape sessions.
Then, for a minute there, I wondered if the moaning and creaking were just the result of Twilight's furious clopping.
And then you got to Twilight's comment, and I thought, "Oh, never mind."

[FloydienSlip]

I wondered why this had updated. Then I read the chapter.

Sometimes, I wish I had half of the ideas that you seem to possess.

[Samurai_Shippo]

There are also allegations that the library is haunted, as numerous ponies have reported moaning and creaking noises coming from the top floor.

This point right here, I face-palmed. Sad part is I know what is going on.

[Bookmark88]

that is all

[Candle_Jack]

"There was a scandal, but not from that old hag Mayor, mare or whatever. It was a certain "Princess" forcing sex from her ugly flank onto 5 horrified mares. kekekekekeke. Try an' catch me Booky the Bitch!!!!" -Crimson the Dragon

[L_Wolf]

Scootaloo had wing enhancing drugs?

Hehe that was great, and unexpected.

[Swashbucklist]

Wing-enhancement drugs? No good, Scoots, you'll end up with flimsy muscles everywhere else.

[MoldyShishkabob]

I think the next bonus chapter should be Mayor Mare VS Princess McBitchypants Twilight Sparkle.

PTS would be fighting Mayor Mare (who apparently is a ninja, pirate, cyborg, and a black belt in karate, judo, and jiujitsu) so that she can order everypony in Ponyville to have an orgy study the magic of friendship.

[onlyanorthernsong]

okay okay okay...but can we touch Mayor Mare's Hair?

[Blue_Paladin42]

Molest-light strikes again!

It just doesn't have the same ring to it.

[Lucky Seven]

So uh... can Twilight study my friendship?

[kooarbiter]

2220285

of course she can, she put a want it need it spell on her though, so you will have to "fight" your way through an apple farmer, a flying athlete, an animal tamer, a drug-lord party queen, and rarity and by fight i mean forcibly anally rape them until they stop bucking you in the teeth and submit to your will

"yeah im sure this story is completely child friendly" Cloudkicker snarked sarcastically

awesome hiatus chapter

[Chuck Baleigh]

Interesting, to say the least.

[Rozen Knight]

so yeah... Celestia twilight and Twilight's parents win everyone else loses

[BoneWolf1]

I see what you did there. Well done, Mr. Blagojevich.

[cs95]

haha what

[milesprower06]

2220599 Either an Illinois resident, or you REALLY keep up with your news.

I'm not, btw, Lived just across the state line in Merrillville, Indiana for 15 years though.

[Kaidan]

numerous ponies have reported moaning and creaking noises coming from the top floor.
“Those noises were various studies on friendship, pay them no mind.”

Please write a clop-tional chapter. My mind won't be leaving the gutter until I get those images out of my head.

NEXT ISSUE:

Scootaloo given one week detention for possession of wing-enhancing drugs; Pinkie Pie under investigation.

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oh yeah, and good job as always. Boring un-disgruntled Twilight just isn't fun after I've met the disgruntled version.

[BoneWolf1]

2220852 The latter. I'm actually surprised that no one else caught that - it was big news. If you wanted to do another like this, you could probably have a lot of fun with Berlusconi.

[Iryelb]

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[ArguingPizza]

wonder, will you do a chapter on the fan made episode "double rainboom" when it comes out?

[milesprower06]

2220877 I'm afraid I can't do clop in here. This is a teen-rated fic, and I've pretty much pushed every boundary I can.

[Kaidan]

2221124 I understand, it's probably best I not let the community erode my moral values any further anyway.

[DarthMaul22]

2221005
Saved.

[milesprower06]

2220015 This idea is genius, but I'm not sure if I can successfully pull it off.

[JimboTex]

2220852
Isn't that scandal, like, four years old, or something, though?

[milesprower06]

2221248 Yes.

Don't know why, but I thought of it today and instantly came up with a bonus chapter for Letters.

It's amazing where my mind goes when I'm at work.

[Iryelb]

2221142 you're welcome.

[keaton-furman-prower]

No corruption charges are expected to be brought against Mayor Mare, because to be honest, no one really cares.

And that's why nopony has ever been arrested in the show! (If you want to get technical, Discord was sealed in stone, Nightmare Moon was banished, and Sombra was sealed under a mile of ice)

[kingtiger666]

Twilight, stop raping everypony.

[Ms_Fruit_Bat]

2221310 I live in IL and I instantly thought Robby Blows-a-bitch and his unsuccessful auction of Obama-mama's seat.

[AnonDiscord]

Hopefully there be more bonus chapters. Just don't write too many or you might have to reboot 5
The series when season 4 comes. Idk just ignore that last sentence and keep up the great work man.

[milesprower06]

2221612 I may have to just disregard all bonus chapters once Season 4 starts, but at this point I have absolutely no idea.

Letters has always been about winging it. The idea that became this bonus chapter isn't even 12 hours old yet.

[DavidPony]

at least twilight finally got some

[Andy-025]

2221124 Then do what everyone else does start a new story for the clop

[Kirishala]

2220259
I believe that Twilust is the name for the Twilight equivalent of Molestia.

[James Rye]

2222826

I´m still waiting for a fic with the title Twilust. XDDD

[Squirrelloid]

If hardly anypony in the town reads then... why is there a Foal Free Press?

Many ponies are obviously not reading about how they can't read and thus the library doesn't matter. The funky horror.

[Solarium]

I bet those moanings are from Twilight herself, clopping in frustration. Again

[FanOfMostEverything]

Scootaloo has disputed these charges, claiming that she was still unable to fly. A countersuit of Miss Pie is pending.