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// Hiatus Bonus Chapter: Golden Oaks Library Scandal! 
// Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by milesprower06 
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Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Hiatus Bonus Chapter

THE FOAL FREE PRESS
GOLDEN OAKS LIBRARY SCANDAL!

A political corruption scandal has arisen in the weeks following Princess Twilight Sparkle's coronation. After tapping Mayor Mare's can-on-a-string, the Canterlot Bureau of Investigation has implicated the mayor in a conspiracy to sell off the vacated seat of Ponyville Librarian to the highest bidder

Recordings of Mare reportedly saying: “I've got this thing, it's fucking golden, and I'm not letting go for fuckin' nothin'.”

There are also allegations that the library is haunted, as numerous ponies have reported moaning and creaking noises coming from the top floor.

Several ponies also question whether there is really a critical need for a librarian.

“Hardly anypony in this town reads. It would be quite boring sitting in there all day. I think the only reason Twilight put up with it was because there weren't any visitors to interrupt her furious clopping sessions” offered Rose, one of the town's flourists.

The Foal Free Press was able to get a hold of Princess Twilight for comment.

“Those noises were various studies on friendship, pay them no mind. Besides, I'm not going anywhere, so why would we need a new librarian?”

No corruption charges are expected to be brought against Mayor Mare, because to be honest, no one really cares.



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Scootaloo given one week detention for possession of wing-enhancing drugs; Pinkie Pie under investigation.