Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

Discordant Harmony (Mixed, Massed, and Bashed)

Dear Nurse Redheart,

What exactly are in those meds you gave me? I think I’m hallucinating talking monsters.

Confused,
Pearly Stitch

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Dear Discord,

You do realize that it's okay to be who you are? Even my movie seems to understand that.

Sincerely,
Gene 😒

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Dear Gene 😒,

Are you kidding me? As if I’d take advice from a 💩 movie such as yours. Go and ☠️🔫.

-Discord

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Dear Trixie,

I may require your expertise on chaotic silverware and teacups for my next tea party with Fluttershy.

Your Delightful Friend,
Discord

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“Be my guest

Be my guest

Though my realm is quite a mess

Just watch the Fluttercord, bronies!

I’ll entertain you pests

Cause I do what I please

Even John De Lancie agrees

I’m the embodiment of trolls

You don’t believe me? Ask Rickroll

I can sing

I can dance

Now fall deep into my trance

Forget that a mailman perished here before!

This episode was a blast!

Dislestia kiss my ass!

Okay I jest,

But no contest

This episode’s the best!

Now fans,

Go ship this to death!”

Author's Note:

Sweet Celestia, Mix. That song was great. Couldn't help it, eh? Where are you from? Singapore?

I'll just be going now.

Comments

[Vigriff]

That "Be My Guest" parody made me laugh.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Was not expecting the "Be My Guest" parody. Also loved Discord throwing shade on the Genie.

[Chaotic Ink]

I hate you right now.

Between this chapter and AntonyC's "You've been Trolled" I've been singing and humming "Be Our Guest" all day at work.

Get it out of my head!GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!

Fun chapter though, and the pics at the end are fun as always

[Streakofscarlet]

Come to think of it, what does "Massed" even mean?

[MixMassBasher]

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Massed: To assemble or cause to assemble into a single body or mass.

[MixMassBasher]

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Glad you guys like the song parody. This just sprung into my head when I was thinking of what to write for this episode and listening to Disney Songs. I kind of made the connection from there. Made a beat. Made a rhyme and rhythm here and there. Then I had a full song parody by then.

[Neko Majin C]

Hey, Fluttershy,

Why not put that excitable tongue to good use? Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle could use the attention. Also, Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle has incriminating footage of you.
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If you do not want this getting out, you will do the correct thing and come to the castle.

Signed Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's loyal slave and extortionist,
Neko Majin C.

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~KBO.

[Desert Tortoise 22]

Dear Gene 😒,

Are you kidding me? As if I’d take advice from a 💩 movie such as yours. Go and ☠️🔫.

-Discord

I love how the TTS can read Emojis!

Dear Gene Unamused Face,

Are you kidding me? As if I'd take advice from a Pile Of Feces movie such as yours. Go and Skull And Crossbones Pistol.

-Discord

[NobodieZ]

Excellent work!