Dear Nurse Redheart,
What exactly are in those meds you gave me? I think I’m hallucinating talking monsters.
Confused,
Pearly Stitch
Dear Discord,
You do realize that it's okay to be who you are? Even my movie seems to understand that.
Sincerely,
Gene 😒
Dear Gene 😒,
Are you kidding me? As if I’d take advice from a 💩 movie such as yours. Go and ☠️🔫.
-Discord
Dear Trixie,
I may require your expertise on chaotic silverware and teacups for my next tea party with Fluttershy.
Your Delightful Friend,
Discord
“Be my guest
Be my guest
Though my realm is quite a mess
Just watch the Fluttercord, bronies!
I’ll entertain you pests
Cause I do what I please
Even John De Lancie agrees
I’m the embodiment of trolls
You don’t believe me? Ask Rickroll
I can sing
I can dance
Now fall deep into my trance
Forget that a mailman perished here before!
This episode was a blast!
Dislestia kiss my ass!
Okay I jest,
But no contest
This episode’s the best!
Now fans,
Go ship this to death!”