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Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student - milesprower06

Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.

Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student written by milesprower06
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Secrets and Pies

Additional contributions by MixMassBasher.

Dear Rainbow Dash,

Why are you so nervous about Pinkie’s pies? Are they laced with poison?

Curious,
Twilight Sparkle

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

It’s not that I hate pies. Don’t you know how she makes them???

Scared,
Rainbow Dash

Sing a song for my friends,

But they’re all about to die

Four and twenty little ponies,

Baked in a pie.

When they were cut open

The ponies started to scream;

But isn't that a tasty dish,

Compared to Krispy Kreme!

Dear Rainbow Dash,

No feeding the animals pie!

Your friend,
Fluttershy

Dear Pinkie,

Getting the truth out of Rainbow Dash is all well and good, but sometimes you have to take a look at how that affects your bottom line.

Attached you will find the invoice for all the baking ingredients you used today.

It's due by Friday.

Sincrely,
Carrot Cake and Cup Cake

Dear Pinkie,

It's so weird that you had so much trouble with Rainbow.

She ate my pie just last night.

Sincerely,
Princess Twilight Sparkle

Dear Pinkie,

Yeah, mine too.

Regards,
Captain Spitfire

To the Dashinborn,

You must ascend the seven thousand steps and speak to Piethurnaax at the throat of the world.

Flying up there to help her down doesn't count.

Sincerely,
Arngeir

Author's Note:

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StormLuna
StormLuna #1 · Mar 13th, 2018 · · ·
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Dear Pinkie,

It's so weird that you had so much trouble with Rainbow.

She ate my pie just last night.

Sincerely,
Princess Twilight Sparkle

I see what you did there, hilarious! :rainbowlaugh:

Neko Majin C
Neko Majin C #2 · Mar 14th, 2018 · · ·
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Hey, Pinkie,

If you want a real treat, you should try Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's pie. It is the sweetest, juiciest pie around. Just one taste and you will feel like you are in heaven. Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's pie is not store bought, oh no. It is made from scratch and hoof kneaded for that extra juicy flavor.

Signed Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle's loyal slave and pie hype spreader,
Neko Majin C.

~KBO.:twilightsmile:

NobodieZ
NobodieZ #3 · Mar 14th, 2018 · · ·
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That last image:rainbowlaugh:

Coyotek4
Coyotek4 #4 · Mar 14th, 2018 · · ·
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Nice timing; I read this on Pi Day.

Moonlight_Mist
Moonlight_Mist #5 · Jun 15th, 2021 · · ·
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The next to last image is such a mood.

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