Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

Somepony To Watch Over Me

Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Somepony To Watch Over Me

Dear Diary

My sister is a freak.

Having fetishes is all well and good, but trying to pass them off to a sibling? No, that's just wrong.

Trying to make sure I don't get hurt is one thing, but turning me into her baby sister, literally, is just taking it too far. She put me in a fucking crib! I'm surprised she didn't get any diapers out. If you want to try taking care of an adult foal, go get Rainbow. Somepony who is ACTUALLY an adult.

After enlisting the help of Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo, and making use of Pinkie's emergency bow stash, I make my way out of the house, only to find out that she even babyproofed my escape route.

Also, I hope you can buy a new barn with that delivery fee, because with an insane route like that, anything less, and they ripped you off. Especially since I had to try to use the snake as a harpoon and tow cable.

If only Twilight saw this place. She thinks we're hicks? Please.

If you guys don't want such an exorbitant fee next time, order your damn food from a town in a different direction, and not from a place where the route has flamethrowers built into the fucking ground.

-Apple Bloom

Dear Big Mac,

Look, I know you've made Twilight's doll your cuddle thing.

So what the hell is it doing in Apple Bloom's room?

-Applejack

Dear Applejack,

What I do while she's at school is no business of yours.

-Big Mac

Comments

[Starlight Shadow]

LFADFS Big Mac is best Big Mac.

[Bud Grazer]

Eeyup!

[PiMan]

Damn that's creepy, Mac.

[Matt11]

omg i found this one funny its the best

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Dear Applejack,

What I do while she's at school is no business of yours.

-Big Mac

Man, every time Big Mac speaks it's hillarious.

[FanOfMostEverything]

To the Royal Equestrian Cryptozoological Society,

Chimerae of Unusual Intelligence? I don't think they actually exist.

Yours,
The Dread Pirate Roberts

[Kinetic Heat]

Big Mac is best Mac

[Web of Hope]

4081543
Best be careful 'round those C.U.I.s!

[Samey90]

If I were Apple Bloom, I'd be more creeped out by the fact that Scootaloo knows how I sleep...

[Blood Brandy]

Let's play "What's Under Appleblooms Bed?

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AJ: What are you doing under there?

BP: Where is here? Who are you!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BEDROOM!?

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OH SHI-!

And the winner...

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DT: Please help me, your sister hired a changeling to replace me month ago and...and...I won't last another night with her...

[Red Bomber]

It makes me wonder how tough those "hicks" are if their route is filled with monsters. Maybe Super Lesbian Horse RPG isn't too far from the truth about ponies fighting monsters everywhere and dang it I can't get that battle theme out of my head.

[DawnBerry]

If you want to try taking care of an adult foal, go get Rainbow. Somepony who is ACTUALLY an adult.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

4081819 That was a "Pattycakes" reference. Read it at your own risk.

[recentteen14]

4081543 MANTICORES of unusual intelligence, on the other hand... They are crafty little buggers... And are slightly obsessed with having Tea with Celestia. I think she spiked it >_>

[SCP Pinkamena]

Yes, this please me...

[milesprower06]

4082046 When Twilight became less of a focus, and didn't appear in every episode, I had to change it up a bit. Of course it's for comedy's sake; if every episode where Twi didn't appear were normal, half of these would be quite boring.

This series isn't for everyone. If you can't do this forever, that's understandable. I'm going to keep doing this until my core audience begins to be weary of it.

[Aru]

4081651 Sleepovers brah.

[SpinelStride]

No mention of AJ having a thigh-high set of tight-fitting rubber boots? It's been a season of interesting developments so far. Twilight and the tentacles (vines, hair, and Tatzelwurm), Fluttershy the anonymous exhibitionist, Rarity and getting dirty and plowing, Dash the transspecies-curious, AJ in this episode, Pinkie partying with everyone in Ponyille at once...

[Samey90]

4082132
Hmm, but sleepover would mean that Scootaloo also sleeps, instead of watching AB sleep... Either she has insomnia or she's a vampire from a popular novel I don't wanna mention...

[Clem]

4081651 Sleepless in Ponyville

[Pyromaniac]

Dear Big Mac,
Look, I know you've made Twilight's doll your cuddle thing.
So what the hell is it doing in Apple Bloom's room?
-Applejack

Dear Applejack,
What I do while she's at school is no business of yours.
-Big Mac

I snickered.

[Salivanth]

4082167

I'm guessing, given that each of those things seem to roughly correspond with a conspicuous rainbow-harmony-element thing, that they're all likely to appear in the season finale as the Elements of Fetishism or something.

[The Danish Adonis]

4081570
Which story does "Lunaverse" refer to?

[cullexoh]

4085257 My Eyes, my eyes, Ze Goggles zey do nozing!

[Bemmo]

4081502
LFADFS?

[keaton-furman-prower]

Dear Applesauce:

You have such a great family!

Forever admiring everypony's family, Princess Celestia.

---

Dear Apple Bloom:

We feel your pain. We know what it's like to have a bitchy older sister.

Your eternally-overshadowed co-ruler, Princess Luna.

[Princess Cadence]

4086522
Try reading the title of the story again. If that doesn't work:
"Try jumping."

[Bemmo]

4088081
"The title? What does... Damn it me, get your act together."

[Princess Cadence]

4088086

[Jake8765]

4081907 TBH, Pattycakes was rushed.
I mean, Rainbow has this sudden face-heel turn into a regressional adult foal. It was literally a day with Fluttershy's influence.
Not realistic in the slightest.

[PrincessAJ]

...you're kinda creeping me out Big Mac..

[gcwg57]

(meanwhile in the fire swamps)
What about the C.O.U.T.S?
Chimeras of unusual taste? I don't think they exist.

[Alex Warlorn]

, only to find out that she even babyproofed my escape route.

BEST JOKE IN THE EPISODE!

[Neko Majin C]

Applejack's boots made me think of the movie Kinky Boots. That movie made me change my way of addressing large groups of people. "Ladies, gentlemen, and those who are yet to make up your mind..."

KBO.

[Blazing Cat]

"Dear Applejack,
What I do while she's at school is no business of yours.
-Big Mac"
-my life