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Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student - milesprower06



Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.

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Hiatus Bonus Chapter: Ponyville With A Princess

Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Hiatus Bonus Chapter

THE FOAL FREE PRESS
PONYVILLE WITH A PRINCESS

As nearly all locals are now aware, Ponyville has been the residence of Equestria's newest Princess, Twilight Sparkle, after her official coronation took place in Canterlot. Several locals were hopeful that Twilight would pack up and move to Canterlot, but in our first interview, Twilight had announced her intentions to stay in town, not only as a Princess, but also remaining the town's librarian. We gathered various opinions on how some locals believed Ponyville would change with local royalty.

“I'm beginning to wonder what Twilight is the Princess of. You know, how Celestia is the Princess of the Sun, Luna is the Princess of the Night, and Cadance, the Princess of Love. Actually, maybe Twilight is another Princess of Love, but the bad, awkward kind of love. Cadance is the good love, where she gets ponies to like each other. Twilight just doesn't give a buck, she just wants a good rutting,” said Lyra, self-appointed leader of the Truth About Mythological Anthromorphs movement.

“At first I thought it would be funny, seeing as how Pegasi and Alicorns can't hide their, um...arousal. But then of course I realized that even as a Unicorn, Twilight made no effort to hide it, she was very forward. Everypony could tell when she wanted some, which was most of the time,” offered Aloe, co-proprietor of Ponyville Spa.

“I find Twilight to be a very passionate, sensual study partner. I enjoy our study sessions every night at six. In fact, I'd like to see if we can add some more partners. So if there are any handsome stallions looking to brush up on some reading, please feel free to come by the library tomorrow at six. We could really use the help getting this problem solved,” close friend Applejack stated, curiously winking a lot during that last sentence.

“Yes, absolutely, Twilight is an incredible librarian! If you donate enough money to the library, it's amazing how your legal troubles just disappear!” Pinkie Pie happily offered.

We here at the Foal Free Press can't help but wonder with Twilight's...ever-so-slightly disgruntled personality, that she may try to stage a hostile takeover of Equestria akin to what Luna attempted around a millennium ago.

“Of course not. It is my intention to stay in town and keep things running as smoothly as possible. I'm trying to make my former mentor lose a bet,” Twilight said to our journalist upon exiting The Naughty Mare, just inside town limits.

In other news, Scootaloo has reportedly been scared straight, after local Pegasus Snowflake visited Ponyville Juvenile Correctional Facility to show young fillies what can happen when you abuse wing steroids.

“It's really great here. The food is actually a bit warmer than it is at the orphanage,” she told us from the visitation window.

While she claims she has learned her lesson, she has to serve her sentence of two months, but not if we have anything to say about it.

Stay tuned for the next issue, where we will hopefully be reporting to you with our cutie marks in Juvy Hall Jailbreaking.

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