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Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student - milesprower06



Twilight Sparkle is being sent to Ponyville to learn about friendship. She's not happy about it.

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Hiatus Bonus Chapter: Update from Canterlot High

Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Hiatus Bonus Chapter
Update from Canterlot High



Dear Princess Twilight,

Oh, where the hell do I begin? I know it's only been a few months since you left, but things have pretty much stayed retarded. Why did I stay again?

Long story short, some guy robbed a convenience store and was stopped a few blocks away by a cop, simply because he wasn't walking on the sidewalk. Instead of just getting up on the walk, the dumbass swears at the officer, then gets into a confrontation with him. All in all, he was shot and killed, and now there's a whole lot of people claiming that race was the primary factor in this; that this guy was just some innocent kid. Are you kidding me? Race? Last I checked we have like, every different skin color imaginable here.

So there have been riots and protests. Yep, you read that right. People are actually protesting that a cop shot a criminal. Half of Canterlot High staged a walkout. Why? Well, I suppose to emulate what it's like to be an uneducated thug, I don't know. Flash Sentry even tried to get an #OrangeLivesMatter hashtag started on Twitter.

They say stupidity isn't a virus, but damn is it spreading like one.

Sincerely,
Sunset Shimmer


Dear Sunset,

Yeah, that happened here too, parallel worlds and all. I've been laughing at most of it.

Say, what took you so long? I thought I told you, write me an update every night around ten. I don't care if nothing happened, just write something.

I do oh-so love it when my book here vibrates.

Sincerely,
Princess Twilight of Ponyville

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