The Perfect Pear
Additional contributions by MixMassBasher.
Dear Grand Pear,
Prepare yourself for a spectacular welcome back to Ponyville party!
Welcome welcome welcome
Welcome back you dumb schmuck!
Welcome welcome welcome
Okay now let us fuck!
Welcome welcome welcome
Let us do it all day!
Welcome welcome welcome
Stop? To that I say neigh!
Your new pony pal,
Pinkie Pie
To Ponyville Train Station,
I need a ticket straight back to Vanhoover. There’s this crazy pink mare now chasing after me everywhere!
-Grand Pear
Dear Grand Pear,
Good luck. You’ll need it. There is no escape...
-Cranky Doodle Donkey
Dear Bright Mac and Pear Butter,
Your love story gives me a great idea for a play. I'll call it The Perfect Pear or maybe McIntosh and Buttercup.
This should sell millions in Manehattan!
Inspired,
Spear Shaker
“Oh Buttercup, mah Buttercup, where y’all at Buttercup?
Deny yer daddy and refuse his name;
Or if’n y’all will not, be swoon, my love, and I’ll no longer be—” Bright Mac was cut off when an alarm clock slammed on his head.
“It’s three a.m., Celestia damn it!” cried out Buttercup from her window.
“Save the love making in the morning!” Buttercup added.
Bright Mac, rubbing his head, looked down in disappointment. It was then that be noticed the note attached to the alarm clock which said “Just kidding Bright Mac. Love you too.”
This gave Bright Mac a light smile as he trotted back to the apple farm.
Dear Grand Pear-Pear,
How did you get the plot of land right next to ours?
Curious,
Applebloom
Years ago…
Princess Celestia watched as Mister Pear left the halls of her chamber in a heap of excitement along with his family members, barrels pack to the brim with pear seeds in tow. Their excitement mainly due to the prospect of new farmland for a pear farm right next to the Everfree Forest. What Celestia failed to mention however was that the area next to their land was occupied by the Apple family.
Looking to the side of her throne, Celestia was choosing which giant tier cake to eat. The brown coloured cake layered with sprinkles, a yellow coloured cake decorated with bananas or the white cake iced with sugar.
Whichever she chose, she’ll take a slice of cake and EAT IT.
Using her magic, Celestia levitated a knife to slice a piece of cake from the enormous white cake. Lifting her fork, she ate a piece of cake.
“Let the entertainment begin…” Celestia thought with a chuckle at the possible drama bound to unfold between the Apples and the Pears during their fruits of labor.
Dear Fluttershy, Pinkie, Rainbow, Rarity and Spike
We should let Twilight visit the mess of a house that is Goldie Delicious. She might have a heart attack strong enough that might actually kill her.
Your friend,
Applejack
P.S I finally have parents! Thank Hasbro!
P.P.S. My mom’s song is now stuck in my head all day. Celestia-damn earworm!
Dear Applejack,
Or, conversely, all that organizing could make her damn horny. Not a risk we're willing to take.
Sincerely,
Fluttershy, Pinkie, Rainbow, Rarity, and Spike
Dear Granny Smith,
Does this mean Grand Pear-Pear can come to the next apple family reunion?
Excited,
Applebloom
Dear Applebloom,
If it were only that simple. The death of your parents does not make both families forgive each other for the mean words that were already said to one another. Life ain’t that fair that way.
Tried and true,
Granny Smith
Bronies far too long, had to wait
To know about our timeless fate
This episode, proves to fans
That season seven will be grand
By not focusing on our deaths at all
Just a love story before we fall…
Many tears were shed, from the start
From the hold this had on your heart
And while this copied Shakespeare all along
It touched your heart like this catchy song
Next season comes, Gen 4 will end,
But our appearance was a godsend
So the fans praised us forevermore,
At this handsome stallion and pretty gal,
Only shown on one episode was worthwhile
And you should not blame yourself, too
If you can’t help fallin’ for this waifu
Dear Hasbro,
So are you ever gonna grow the balls to show us what actually happened to our parents?
Sincerely,
Applejack, Big Macintosh, and Apple Bloom
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Ah, Death Note Dubbed, how I adore everything about you...
8703730
(Don't recall that part from DN)
...I thought that was a Weird Al reference.
Congratulations on 200 chapters.
I know you were probably just joking around, but there's no indication that next season will be the last season of G4. At least not yet.
The thing is, this may hit some of the same notes as Romeo & Juliet, but Bright Mac and Buttercup actually got to know each other for most of their lives and had a happy marriage together, rather than some horndog picking up a girl barely in her teens on the rebound and the two infatuated morons performing an accidental double suicide because he didn't know how to take a pulse.
So yeah, point to the ponies.
I think part of it has to do with the fact that it isn't Romeo and Juliet beat for beat. The two lovebirds are approximately the same age, they knew each other for years (or however else pony ages work) as opposed to a couple days, and the pivotal moment when Granny Smith and Grand Pear crash the wedding instead of being completely unaware of them being pear'd (heh) together (along with the feelsy moments that happen within).
8704156
This. A lot of the "two kids from families that have each other fall in love" may make you think Romeo and Juliet, but the story is far kinder. After all, they get married, are happy together and have three kids before whatever still-untold tragedy happened.
It's a love story, not the Prince finds Princess fairy tale, but two making one work because love beats all in the end. It even heals the arguing families, as you see Granny and Gran Pear (granpere, as the Fancy goes) talking like sociable folks later in the season.
Bittersweet, but not a poisoned tale of tragic love.
8704032 I think it's a pot shot at the "Leaks" and rumors that started a while back...
Thought I saw we were going to season 9, one more movie then g5
8704032
8704515
The song sequence is meant to imply that season 8 will come and in the long term Gen 4 will end as well but this episode will still remain in our hearts. It also kinda reference to the leaks in a way. Apologies if it came across the wrong way
8704316
True but it would have not fit in the rhythm of the song if I wrote:
And while this copied parts of Shakespeare all along
But I can understand the confusion. Thanks for the feedback.
8704646
Eh, I figured, I just wanted to feel important.
My dearest Mistress Princess Twilight Sparkle,
You know those letters with the knockout spell you have me send out to mares you want to add to your stable, but you think would be unwilling to join of their own volition? Well, the one you had me send to Pear Butter came back Return To Sender because she is dead. I touched it, and now I am unconscious. Apparently I am in the dream realm and not even really writing this letter. That would explain why Renamon is chained up on your jointed bondage table. And why I seem to be in a weird void where the background is reminiscent of the boat tunnel scene from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I will see you in... my dreams, apparently. Because you are now doing things to Renamon of which I am a little envious, of both of you.
Signed your loyal slave and dream walker,
Neko Majin C.
Congratulations on two hundred chapters!
~KBO.
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Potato chips. That is all.