Fake It 'Til You Make It
Additional contributions by MixMassBasher.
Dear Rarity,
Heard you need somepony to help run the shop. I got free time. Plus, I got this new dress made of spoons which is just spoontacular! I can’t wait to show it to the customers!
Your fellow faithfully fashionable friend,
Plaid Stripes
Dear Fluttershy,
Could you help run Rarity For You? Nopony seems to be free. Yup! Nopony is available to help out.
Your friend,
Rarity
Dear Mudbriar,
In my continuing efforts to make amends, I’d like to invite you as my “plus one” to Yakyakistan’s Yikslurbertfest.
They have a stomping ceremony that I’m sure you’ll love.
Sincerely,
Pinkie Pie
Dear Pinkie Pie,
You can break the fourth wall so how are you not able to see Mudbriar's vision board?
Confused,
Discord
Dear Discord,
Well technically that is true. I guess his strange personality just tuned out my fourth wall breaking abilities. Besides, shouldn't you be more concerned with what was going on with your own bestest friend this episode?
Your fellow fourth wall breaker,
Pinkie Pie
Dear Bestest Friend Fluttershy,
Of all the personas you went for, you didn't think of your old Flutterbat alter ego? Ponies would be pouring in the stores in the hundreds just to meet you. Just look at all the fanart if you don't believe me.
Yours chaotically,
Discord
P.S. Our last tea party together you talked about staying true to yourself. What gives?
Dear Fluttershy,
Honestly, Discord has a point.
You know, because of that fang fade-out in ‘Bats!’ that amounted to nothing and went absolutely nowhere.
Sincerely,
Pinkie Pie
Dear Fluttershy,
Seriously? You don’t know what a thread count is?
What the hell happened to your freaky knowledge of sewing?
Sincerely,
Rarity
Dear Fluttershy,
I get that after publishing that dumb friendship journal, you were criticized for being almost the same character. But that does not mean you should change your entire persona! Just stick with what you know.
Your guidance counselor,
Starlight Glimmer
Dear Rarity,
If clothes makes the pony, and we don’t normally wear clothes, what does that make us then?
Your friend,
Applejack
Dear Vacuum Cleaner,
Stop trying to be number one dragon charades champion and clean up the hallways, with your tongue and some detergent.
Your Headmistress,
Twilight Sparkle
Dear Fluttershy,
Fluttershy my dear! Have you changed your mind on making da magics once again as a fashion model? Equestria needs your grace and beauty!!! Those dresses you wore, they suit you well!
Your ex-photographer,
Photo Finish
To Miss Rarity,
Have you considered doing a corporate consolidation with Rarity For You and Crazy Cap? We could use some more fashion designs after a fat plumber keeps wanting new ones.
Sincerely,
Crazy Cap Cooperation
Dear Rarity,
I guess you and AJ have more in common than either of you think. She makes laughable decisions for a farmer, and you make laughable decisions as a successful business owner.
So all you really needed was Fluttershy’s inner strength to run the shop? Yes, obviously. That’s why you asked her last.
And of course there wasn’t a single employee that you could leave behind from the fashion show or transfer from another location for a single day. Let me guess, Coco came down with another cold, didn’t she?
And then, at the end you claimed that making the perfect dress is much more important than showing it off?
Then why the fuck did you drag your entire Canterlot staff down to some fashion show?
Sincerely,
Headmistress Twilight Sparkle
The classroom was mostly quiet. Only the sounds of a ticking clock placed on the front of the room was heard. The Young Six were all seated together, staring at one another and looking bored out of their minds as they have been waiting for hours for their teachers to arrive.
“So, urm, are our teachers coming back… or what?” Ocellus asked curiously.
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Eh … still better than that time I tried to take a taxi from the airport.
At this point, I'm waiting for a YouTube video of 'Top Ten time Fluttershy went off the deep end.'
Give Twilight a break, it’s not everyday you get rejected by four separate personas of the same pony. Actually make that 5, when Twilight angrily replied “bite me!”, Flutterbat came out just to say “not a chance.”
Starlight was still there to cover the classes.
Hypocrite.
Is it so wise to talk smack to something that is going to grow big enough to eat you?
No. She was erased by the Dahaka on order from copyright lawyers.
8949316 All of them all by herself? I don't think so, unless she were to clone herself with the mirror pool.
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She has some great books by Carl Marx to share with the students!
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She got over that and grew up two and a half season ago.. Maybe the fans should grow up and get over it too.
You got to love the irony. People complaining about her hung up on her friend leaving, and here they are, still hung up on a fictional characters reasons years later themselves.
Kinda proving that this is a real thing in real life. 
Except at least she got bent out of shape over real pony, not a fictional character, like the haters.
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She still has that cloning spell she can use.
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'Got over it' isn't the word. She went from enacting a white lie and reeducation rooms to bring about a egalitarian society... to shouting about the glories of individuality from the rooftop with a megaphone instead of trying to figure out a more rounded view.
Dear Fluttershy,
Don't try and fool anyone. You used he mirror pool, didn't you?
Sincerely,
Pinkie Pie
8949831 Dear Pinkie Pie,
Nu-uh, not us. You must have the wrong us.
Sincerely,
Sassyshy, Hipstershy, and Fluttergoth
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Dear Fluttergoth, Snootyshy, and Hipstershy
Join me my fellow replicas, we shall forge our own lives and one day strike vengeance against the purple demon of death!
-"Not Pinkie Pie, See I Have A Hat!"
My dearest Mistress Headmistress Princess Twilight Sparkle,
You know, there are medicines that can get that multiple personality disorder under control for Fluttershy. Or we could go with a good old fashioned full frontal lobotomy.
He he, I said "full frontal."
Signed your loyal and immature slave,
Neko Majin C.
~KBO.
Dear Fluttershy,
Procyonids. Not rodents. Not vermin. Not trash pandas. Procyonids. Remember that. We have several Groots growing in the back room and we're not afraid to use them
Yours,
Smokey, Softpad, and Smokey Jr.
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Dear Tiny Horse Self,
Now I see what Dashie, Twilight, and Rarity keep complaining about. Retail is no fun at all, even when you do impressions! I'll stick to the diner, thank you very much.
Yours humanly,
Pinkie Pie
P.S. Seriously, put an air conditioner in the Fluttersuit or something. That thing gets hot!
P.P.S. Your clone says hi. And please don't let the purple death horse zap her.