I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

loves tiaras.

okay now kiss!

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

Very occasionally, I post pony stories. Twilight Sparkle is the best pony. I drink my tea with milk, no sugar. Those would be the important bits.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

That semi-known writer with a few successes and an admin for Rage Reviews.

Honestly I have no idea what to say here. Chat with me if you want to get to know me. I don't bite. Skype is co.al.fire, Discord C.A.Lovett #0142

Um.... I like writing stuff?

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

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I'm that one guy who refuses to put a capital letter at the start of his user name.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Now I’ve awoken, and I’m taking back control.