Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Not Today, Try Tomorrow

Long story short. One thing led to another and now I'm in the Navy. Odd how things work out.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx

Hi, I'm just someone who just writes for fun. Don't expect great stories from me, or a lot of productivity. I'm also a Samurai if you've seen me at Babscon.

I promise nothing and deliver less. More than what you expect, but less than you might've hoped...

Male. Young adult. Brony. Favorite pony, Luna. Favorite villian, Discord.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

In the end we are like the paint brush, spread across the canvas of life until we can no longer paint.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

I'm just a guy who loves to write.

What to say, what to say? Well I live in Utah, and I like Ponies, and Doctor Who, and Doctor Who combined with Ponies.

shmea

Being sad can be fun.

Trillest and Illest Alive.

The spanish version of Frosted Flakes is called Zucaritas and Tony the Tiger looks freaking intense on the box.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Um.... I like writing stuff?