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Trillest and Illest Alive.

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Viz and Wyk are the worst soldiers in the Royal Honor Guard. Their daily routine of guarding plants and bickering with other guards hasn't led them to much of anywhere, except the local pubs they hang around after hours and the bordellos Viz tends to frequent. Follow these two comrades on their daily journeys and escapades as they continually fail in their duties to defend Equestria.

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One clever murder attempt later, an arms dealer is kidnapped by a malevolent spirit who has nefarious intentions for him. Of course, when a pitch-black horse decked out with armor, wings, and a horn starts talking to you, you obviously shoot it in the face. On the brink of death, he's rescued by a small, orange horse and promptly loses consciousness, only to wake up in a world he's skeptical of. Even so, he'll have to overcome a few challenges, such as his addiction, before the inevitable withdrawal, or the awkward feelings one specific mare gives him.

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Gucci Mane, a rapper hailing from Georgia, escapes death only to end up in a hospital bed. Where he is, how he survived, and what's happened in the time he's been out become void subjects once he finds some drugs and talking horses moseying around a town. When all else fails when trying to explain it to himself, more drugs becomes an option.

Watch as the iciest rapper out there tackles the freakiest experience any human could ever hope to encounter: Ending up in Equestria. Let's just hope things won't take a violent turn for the worse once Gucci realizes what he's seeing is real. Pfft, like that'll happen, right?

"I just want to let everyone know that I'm not a murderer." - Radric "Gucci Mane" Davis

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'Have you heard about a new major expedition into the Zone? Technically, they're environmental researchers from the U.N., but that's just on paper. Sure, they've got a couple four-eyed scientists, but one look at all the others tells you they're seasoned fighters. Oh, and dig this; They're not using guides.' - Hog the Mercenary

The Tourist, a veteran stalker hired by the United Nations as an escort, finds himself working with the International Scientific Group, a collective ranging from hardened experts to frail researchers. After gaining clearance from the Ukrainian government for another expedition, the United Nations arms and readies their best field operators, the ISG.

Deployed into the Zone, these interlopers reach their destination, a large Space Bubble with an unknown exit. Quickly, the group enters the Bubble before a large emission and arrive within a forest, where they set up their mobile lab and temporary base of operations to make the best opportunity of an new anomalous area inside of what they assume to be Zone. However, as time passes and new encounters are made, it becomes more and more obvious that they aren't in the Disaster Zone anymore. Pressure begins to mount as the Zone's influence begins to leak into the forest, along with old dangers.

Without a doubt, the group as well as the Tourist will have to struggle to survive against the dangerous flora and fauna that sees fit to consume them. Of course, those become less attention-worthy once sentient, small horses come to investigate the stalkers and scientists, who are easily seen as a threat. The Zone is cruel, but new encounters can be crueler.

NOTE: This is a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. crossover that relies heavily on lore. The ISG faction was only mentioned, mostly cut from the series, but is still canon. Takes place roughly during the end of ShoC.

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