Now... you may be thinking. How is this even possible? That is a positively silly idea. Well, I am just here to tell you, that you are probably correct.

Rainbow Dash and Applejack find themselves staring at Twilight Sparkle's plot. To throw, or not to throw? Screw it. Rainbow Dash throws the snowball, and the sound of it impacting Twilight's flank is sooooo worth it. Or is it?

This means war.

Again, poor wording, author, poor wording...

Spitfire visits her dying father three days before her Wonderbolts Flying Club tryout. She expects to be in and out quickly, but the outcome is something far greater than she could have ever imagined. Roses, feathers, and cancer. It's funny how things come to be.

Rated Teen.