80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

I type stories using my hands

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

In darkness we swim, hunting for survival. Mankind is that hunter, ruthless in it's pursuits of perfection. The ultimate weapon of destruction is what humans are, forever.

Hard worikng Writer. Likes to read stories and Impove his skills. Has a strange sences of humor, don't hold it against me.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

Dead as a doornail since 2014

Stay awhile, and listen.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

A teller of tales, whenever I can manage to find my quills and inkwell, that is! Send me a PM if you want to chat!

A simple dude who'll write stories that no one ever tries. Also, Tia is best pony.

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

I'm a writer mostly into gritty, down-to-earth war stories with all their gruesome details and the like. Also, crossovers are apparently the only thing I can write about, doesn't stop the fun there.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

I'm a 15 year old jackass

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

A crossover/HiE writer whose own distractions with the internet ended up with him running into ponies. And now he's a fanfiction writer.

"I used to like reading, but then CookieMonstar wrote a story and now I'm blind. Thanks, you horrible prick." - Someone somewhere, I'm sure.