Just a 20-something-odd guy from Iowa

I created this so I have another place to post my MLP fics besides fanfiction.net. FLUTTERMAC FOR LIFE!!!!!

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

Horrifically Fun

Supercharging at MAXIMUM LEVELS!

None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

Because horsewords weren't enough.

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

"You think you know me..."

Writing stories, playing games, and fooling around with CAD programs. Curator of the futuristic series-- Magi Chronicles. I also seem to have a niche for writing short stories out of the blue.

Dungeon Master (DM) - the organizer and participant in charge of creating the details and challenges of a given adventure, while maintaining a realistic continuity of events.

Not active anymore

Improve your skill by making it grow an inch a day. You will surprise yourself after a year goes by.

Just a guy who loves to write stories. I hope you enjoy some of them.

I'm that one guy who refuses to put a capital letter at the start of his user name.

WHAT?! I have to write a bio! :( Ok, what to write, what to write.... Ya I've got nothen'. I'm just gonna leave it like this. Haha! No bio

Gott schützen den Kaiser!

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

The One and Only!

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

Retired writer and graphic artist.

I am just a random inconspicuous background brony. Totally not an amateur writer.

I'm sorry to all of you.

Thank you to all who serve, and all who have served.

Poor by Overflow

A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

RP writer and Spacebattles

A little self conscious, I suppose. Hopefully putting these out will help with that.