NO LAUGHING NO PLAYING NO SMILING NO GIGGLING

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I read. I write. I edit. I Twidash. But above all else, I'm just a regular guy. Shoot me a PM if you have a question.

I am an Eldritch Horror that likes gay horses.

Recruit, Mexa, not your conventional type of guy.

space is a waste

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

A Closet Brony (except online *wink*) Discord | Ko-fi

Damn, I wish I could read.

irresistible

This account is no longer in use. I'm leaving it up so people can read my stuff. If you need to contact me, send an email to dawnfade@gmail.com

Sea Otter, Tempest domain Cleric, Gamer, Writer. Currently nestled out on the east coast, watching icebergs float past. Discord: Tundara's Fanfiction Forum

A web developer whose writing process occasionally looks like Pinkie's infamous Party Of One thanks to characters deciding to derail his fics when they feel they make more sense that way.

Author, Mystery Maker, Antique Machine Restorer!

Forget not that I am a derp.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in.

Someday, I'll stop writing silly comedy stories. However, today isn't "someday".

time to get off this furry boat

"Every story ever told actually happened. Stories are where memories go when they're forgotten." - Dr. Who.

A rank amateur taking orders from a senile old mare

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.