Hug your nearest alicorn.

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

Just your average reader and occasional writer. I like exploring 'want of a nail' type scenarios and fallen heroes. For some reason people seem to like my stories. Strange.

“It’s terribly dangerous for an artist to fulfill other peoples’ expectations. They produce their worst work when they do that.” - David Bowie

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

ME, MAIMEN, DOCTOR PAVELLEIRE, BUTTON LEE, JUAN OF YU.

Creativity is always a leap of faith. You're faced with a blank page, blank easel, or an empty stage--Julia Cameron. Now let's see some PONIES!

A friendly hybrid from the naga folk. Dabbler digital artist and writter. A long, sturdy creature fond of food and industry. Beware of his hugs!

Swedish injection molding technician

Author of mostly cute/funny one-shots and a handful of heartwarming stories. I also make art! https://www.deviantart.com/doodledonutart

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

reconstructing the deconstruction

I live in Colorado

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I am Matthais Unidostres, I'm a Christian and I love FanFiction!

You take orders from me now! Ya hear?! This is Sgt GobSmacker reportin' for duty!

Sacrifice in my name

Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent.

Not being the best? That's a decimating. Not wearing Chevrons? That's a decimating. Fighting for the Emperor? That's a decimating. Liking Imperial Fists? Oh...you better believe that's a decimating.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Recovering former brony. Came for the ponies, stayed for the community.

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

God created man; now it is man's turn to create works of art.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Leave your headcanons at the door.

This is fiction. But it is based...

Just a fan of the show. Wouldn't call myself a brony, but I like it enough to write about it.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)