Veteran Lurker and Silent NPC. Basically shrubbery but I don't go away if you ignore me unlike plants.
I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.
Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.
Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.
This is an alt account for if I get aroused interested enough to write clop.
Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
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Love music, skiing, art, acting, alcohol, philosophy and clearly MLP
MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.
"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen
I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.
Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...
I make erotic games and animations online for free! Check out my Patreon: www.patreon.com/kajio Thanks!
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it." Groucho Marx
Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.
Greetings World. You may call me Nyronus. I write stories, among other things. My hobbies include existential ennui, being Princess Luna, and Saving the World. Feel free to hit me up on Steam to chat!
Heya! My name's Hayden. I'm a musician by trade, brony at heart, and novice writer in my free time. I love everything about music and ponies, so if you also like that hit me up! :D
Quite frankly, I'm a simple person who enjoys watching the show from time to time, and an avid reader/writer.
Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.
None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)
Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!