• Member Since 17th May, 2014
  • offline last seen May 2nd

Geek Lord


I'm a geek! Must I say more?

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The best things that anyone has said to me online.

"Tis' the legendary Lord of the Geeks! King of the Noobs! My liege, I offer unto you my loyalty, my respect, my body if you must (although I don't swing that way) I shall be most honored to join you on your great crusade of justice and love and truth and women!"
~UniqueSKD

My Dragon.

The funniest internet conversation I've ever had!

Irtmystory:

DANGIT, Thomas! Why did you ever make the think about googling the Rainbow Factory?! I hate you.

He then went on to rant about Titanfall. No one knew what he was talking about.

BatsAreBest:

Um.... Ok?

Me:

I'm surprised you even remembered that. And...
Wait, did you read the fanfiction? If not, then whatever you do, DON'T DO IT!

BatsAreBest:

Now I'm curious....

Mad1303

*Has been listening through door this whole time*

Haha! Alas! The world will be mine!

*Angrily sighs*
Wait... this isn't a plan after all. NOOO!!!

EDIT 1:
What is so bad about googling rainbow bridge? *Googles "rainbow bridge"*

BatsAreBest:

OF COURSE THAT IS A PLAN! IT IS THE BEST PLAN THAT I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!

*Googles rainbow bride as well*

OH GOSH

Um.... Slowly backs away....

Mad1303

Well... on a scale of
Nick Fury (1) ------------ to ------------- Loki plan (10)

It would be about a... 5. 5 is good.

(Not saying Loki is good, he just plans stuff well.)

WeaverOfDreams

Do I want to know what you are talking about?

Irtmystory:

Actually, I did read Rainbow Factory. And then, because my stupidity is irrepressible, I decided to read Cupcakes. Somehow, I kept myself from making any signs of emotion, but I'm pretty sure that was due to my face melting off.

Me:

So... you read one of the most twisted mlp fanfics on the entire internet, and then went on to read ANOTHER ONE, which happens to be one of the most INFAMOUS fics created by a soulless person whom I refuse to accept as a member of the fandom!?

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