Leave your headcanons at the door.

Warning. Prolonged exposure may result in: Insanity, Eye Hemorrhaging, Rational Fear.

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Hi, I'm BeeCat! Bee for short, if you wish. I'll just say, if you love slice of life, I'll be there for you!

Woof! Weapon Of Omnipitent Force!

A Twilight Sparkle fanboy who also likes to write. The author of the Change series.

What a beautiful Sunset.

I'm an amateur fanfiction writer with a love of many fandoms.Expect most of my works to be crossovers.

I'm still a crossover crackfic author, but I'm no longer a college student or a filthy console peasant.

Saddlesoap Opera is a Canadian Brony who loves to write and read fiction of nearly all kinds.

Writing My Little Pony stories for you so I can one day become an amazing author! Please comment and tell me what you think.

I think I am done with creating stories, just don't have that drive anymore nor the creative juices. but hey, continue to read my stories to you're hearts content

Life is what you make of it. Enjoy it as long as you can, for you never know when it could be over.

"The body exists only to verify one's own existence."

Pronouncing my name the way it was intended to be is the closest way to my heart.

broken, not beaten

Registering on recommendation of a great many folks.

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Life's too short for stress, so let's get cute instead.

I am ze große leader everyone used to love. I am alive but in another dimension and in ze body of ein gelbe pony. I try to be kind und gentle.

I like things that are spooky or cute. Now with kofi.

A man who has traversed many universes - and is willing to write about them.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Half the time I don't even know how I do what I seem to do so well. I try not to think too hard on it, for fear of breaking myself in the process.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

Supporter of authors and a fan of transformation stories with a focus on culture shock and acclimation.

I have a better bio, and this isn't it.

A somewhat deranged author who likes science and writing stories with way too much dialogue. Recently got it through her thick skull that she was a girl.

And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.

I mostly write porn. Very very slowly. Deal with it.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

This may or may not be (but totally is) an alt account. Here, I write porn. Enjoy!

Celestia's day keeps Chaos away, but Luna's night is quite the sight

Hello I am Keetah/Paint Splotch. I am a cat from outer space, but sometimes a paint unicorn. I draw art for a living and I play too much TF2!! SPACECAT STUDIOS

I'm still alive, probably.

Only mostly dead.