I'm a Russian boy.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

Unicorn Developer

A groovy mystery, gang.

Do not be fooled. I am a dude.