After hearing of her desires from Pinkie, an overenthusiastic Discord decides to help fulfill Fluttershy's ultimate wish of becoming a tree... despite her reservations about the idea. To make sure she stays safe, he decides to turn her into an apple tree at Sweet Apple Acres; after all, no trees in Equestria are cared for better than them.

Unbeknownst to either of them, however, is that there's one slight problem: it's currently Applebuck Season at the Acres. Needless to say, Fluttershy gets bucked. HARD.

This is just some stupid idea based on an old joke that popped into my head last night and wouldn't go away until I had written this out.
I regret nothing.

T rating and Sex tag for innuendo.

Cover art by MetalBeerSolid

When one colts excursion into the Everfree winds up with him being nursed back to health by a particularly kind pegasus, they'll both end up learning a thing or two about themselves... and perhaps each other as well.

[This is my first attempt at writing a fanfic of any kind, loosely inspired by this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4OxgRHoK8Y]
[Also, the Shynight in this story is not me, its my OC. Guess I shouldn't have made my account name the same, huh?]